Wednesday, June 25, 2025

109 Harborview Road 2025

As a young boy and teen I lived on 109 Harbor View road in the blue hills South of Boston with my parents and five siblings. The backyard ended in the woods. The only way you could see the harbor was to climb to the top of the tallest tree in the backyard. It looked nothing like the present configuration. But that tree over the roof might be the tall one.

My father sold it after my mother's passing in 2009 for $400,000.

The next owner's renovated it from the 1960 construction to modernity.

$1,300,000.

It never felt like a million dollars as a boy, but it did feel like home.

109 Harborview Road.

Tuesday, June 24, 2025

April 21, 1978 - Journal Entry - East Village

Last night Richard Hell played at CBGBs. I had to sneak by the doorperson Roxy to get in for free. Lisa the cashier waved me inside. The club was packed with fans drawn there by good press or the Voidoids and adolescent Catholic girls wanting to be his slave drawn there by good press or the Voidoids. Xcessive from the Ghosts kept shouting, "Richard is a forkhead."

Hell's numerous female friends yelled back at the teenager to shut up.

His lead singer Markey and I joined in.

"Richard is a forkhead."

Ivan Julian laughed and Robert Quine, the other guitarist, shook his head. We all had a good laugh.

This morning I am running late to make my job at Rector Street.

Working as a waiter in an executive dining room overlooking the harbor.

I'm always late.

I couldn't care less.

This waiting tables for nuclear engineering executives is meangingless, especially since it pays so little.

$80 a week.

I need money fast.

More money than I can get waitering or selling blood.

Alice wasn't home when I called this morning.

Her theater gig is eating up her time.

11am to midnight.

She isn't getting paid.

I've seen a number of films about the theater.

The boyfriends and husbands always wait at home.

The actresses stay out all night pretending that art is life.

I say nothing about this, because Ann is in her glory.

LATER

At work I heard another conversation about shoot-to-kill policies at the nuclear power plants in foreign countries and wondered whether the ones in the USA had the same orders in defending the plants against protestors. They never speak about atomic bombs, even though they think I'm Spanish like the rest of the waiting staff.

This afternoon I ran into Klaus. The gaunt German opera singer said, "I have no emotion."

His mother's ill-timed vist from Essen has shocked him into a state of apathy.

"I don't care in the USSR and the USA bomb each other. Or even if I am here. I grew up in a bombed out city. Ruins everywhere."

"Like the East Village?"

"Worst. You want to come over to my apartment and have some strudel."

Klaus has been cooking cakes since quitting Serendipity 3. I appreciate his generosity and said, "I love your strudel."

"I know you do." Klaus is very German, but he fights his teutonic traits in New York. I bet they would be very strong in Essen or Berlin. Klaus doesn't drink anymore. He has been sickly as of late and eats a special diet to regain his health.

"I hate feeling tired all the time. And more that that I hate watching American TV. Such schiesse."

Light Stops On A Dime - 2015

According to Wikipedia the f-number (sometimes called focal ratio, f-ratio, f-stop, or relative aperture[1]) of an optical system is the ratio of the lens's focal length to the diameter of the entrance pupil.[2] It is a dimensionless number that is a quantitative measure of lens speed, and an important concept in photography.

The constriction of light through an aperture has nothing to do with its constant speed, however German scientists at the University of Darmstadt have claimed to have frozen light for a single minute to test its quantum coherence properties (i.e. its information state) in hopes of someday breaking the speed limit of light.

This phenomena naturally occurs in diamonds, in which light slows to half-speed.

Another reason why diamonds are a women's best friend.

They stop time for their beauty.

The Germans under their group leader George Heinze brought the speed of its light to zero, proving they are no constants in this universe.

Only variables of constancy, then again anyone who has lived with a woman knows that oh too well.

Only variables of constancy, then again anyone who has lived with a woman knows time is not an absolute oh too well or me, since I am never a=on time, although I did achieve perfect attendance in fifth grade at St. Mary of the Foothills.

Monday, June 23, 2025

There’ll Always be an England - 2010

"Will there always be an England?"

The England of today is not that of 1940.

No country is what it was seventy years ago and some of those countries aren't countries anymore like the USA.

Yesterday I was drinking beer with two friends in Nah-Jomtien. Over the hill was Pattaya, the Last Babylon. We drank on the soi. Leo beer. $1.50 for a big bottle. Richard had provided a big pot of mussels scrapped from the bay at low tide. His wife had steamed at the local eatery. It was one big family on Soi 7. There was enough for everyone. Mark was complaining about how England had changed from the time of his parents, as he sucked down the hoi. His rotten teeth were a tribute to those times. Cigarettes and beer and the Sex Pistols. Neither of them had been punks like me.

"No one rioted back then."

"That's because they were fighting the Nazis. War is nothing but a big riot." Richard, who lived off the gleaming from the sea, had fought for the South African army in Namibia. Long patrols through the desert tracking rebels struggling against apartheid. "Those thugs in Tottenham were rioting, because they hate the rich."

"And right they should. The banks fucked up and the government expect the poor to pay for it." Mark was retired on a pension from HM postal service. He would have starve on his pension in Surrey. In Thailand the redhead had a loving wife, a cheap apartment, and enough pocket money for food and beer.

"The middle class more like it." Richard taught in Saudi Arabia. Three months on. One month in Jomtien. He had fallen down in the shower last night. Tape covered the scar.

"There's no middle class in the UK. We're all slaves for the rich." Mark was serious.

"More like the Queen."

"There is no future in England." I quote from the Pistols' GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.

"Britons will never ever be slaves." Richard came from good English stock. His grandparents had emigrated to the Cape Colony after the Boer War. He was proud of his heritage.

"Doesn't that line come from RULE BRITANNIA?" I was familiar with the national anthems of England, France, Thailand, and Canada. I could hum them all.

"I think it goes “Britons never, never, never shall be slaves”." Mark sang the words off-key.

"There'll always be an England." Richard raised his glass. We toasted the Spectred Isle and I muttered Free Northern Ireland under my breath, while Mark and Richard dueted Vera Lynn's popular 1940 song. They were in good voice.

My introduction to England had been in 1978. I had been living with the blonde model from Buffalo in a studio next to the Chelsea football pitch on Fulham Road. Quiet except for football days. Everyone was English then. Proud of the puttering cars, Stalinist wages, polluted skies, and double-decker buses. I felt like it had always been 1984 in the UK and tht was six years before Orwell's prediction.

“And England’s dreaming.”

The Sex Pistols tried to their best.

They had the only # 1 chart buster to never be played on the BBC.

That England doesn't exist anymore either.

Chicken curry had outpaced fish and chips as the #1 English meal and even more pointedly by year’s end Mohammad will be the most popular name for newborns in the UK.

Mohammad beating out Jack?

Whatever happened to Percy?

Maybe it all went to shit when Tiny Tim sang THERE’LL ALWAYS BE AN ENGLAND at the Isles of Wight in 1970, then again integration is the ultimate price of imperialism. You go, conquer, leave, and bring a little bit back with you.

Not just the curries.

Of course there’ll always be one place that’s always England and that’s the Falklands.

THERE’LL ALWAYS BE AN ENGLAND

I give you a toast, ladies and gentlemen.
May this fair dear land we love so well
In dignity and freedom dwell.
Though worlds may change and go awry
While there is still one voice to cry
There’ll always be an England
While there’s a country lane,
Wherever there’s a cottage small
Beside a field of grain.
There’ll always be an England
While there’s a busy street,
Wherever there’s a turning wheel,
A million marching feet.
Red, white and blue; what does it mean to you?
Surely you’re proud, shout it aloud,
“Britons, awake!”
The Empire too, we can depend on you.
Freedom remains. These are the chains
Nothing can break.
There’ll always be an England,
And England shall be free
If England means as much to you
As England means to me.
And to me.
Half my blood is English. The other half Irish. They are at civil war, but one thing in my heart remains true.

Free Northern Ireland.

addendum 2025 Nine years ago is a lot of time. I hacve not set foot in neither Thailand or the UK in three years. A serious sickness stranded this wild colonial boy to New York and Montauk. I have no idea what happened to Mark or Richard. The UK Tories elected an Indian man after a disastrous term with a woman. In my mind I see me traveling the world again. Maybe in the winter. The UK, Paris, Kenya, Thailand.Nothing is certain, but there will always be an Ireland.

The Chiang Mai Guesthouse

The odds of surviving a head-on collision with a pick-truck while driving a motorcycle are not in favor of the motorcyclists, but I was lucky enough to walk away from such an accident in the Golden triangle of the Thailand back in 1990.

I was unscathed, although my left wrist was warped like the neck of a Klingon Bird of Prey and the 125 cc MTX was in need of a new front fork. A hospital in Fang set my arm in a cast. The rental company came up to drive the motorcyle and me back to Chinag Mai. 2500 baht. $100. Cheap. I booked at room on the top floor of the Top North guest house with a sunset view of Doi Suthep.

The hospital painkillers wore off that evening. My forearm was protected by a heavy plaster cast, yet every movement zapped a pulse of pain through my body like a disco strobe. Beer offered no relief. I need something stronger and walked to the pharmacy by the Eastern Gate, praying for sympathy from the old Chinese druggist.

He wasn't a man to say 'yes' easy.

Every day and night the old man was assailed by a deluge of strung-out junkies seeking a substitute for heroin or opium. Mr. Ma rejected these desperate entreaties with a poker face. He was not a methadone clinic, but few had broken wrists and the Chinese pharmacist counted out twenty red pills.

“Strong. Stop jep. No drink beer. No whiskey, okay?”

"Krap khun carp."

I exited the drugstore and washed down a Dilaudid with a Chang beer at a nearby bar. The girls were white-skinned and tall. A change from the dark Isaan emigres in Patpong in Bangkok. I smiled at them for a second and they sneered with derision.

Junkies were very low society or 'loso'.

A second pill and a third beer transported me to the sweaty netherworld and the pain faded from my body. Time ticked off a clock. The next Bangkok train was scheduled for the morning. There was no way I would be on it.

A booming English voice cut through my nod. A tall red-headed Brit was babbling about the Isle of Wight. I recognized the voice and opened my eyes. The speaker was not a narcotic mirage.

Toby had a hotel on the Isle of Wight. They boiled lobsters at the Osbourne House Annex, where I had holidayed one August with a South African model. The Englishman was ranting about Goya paintings to an overweight female backpacker. Toby squinted beyond his drunken vision and blurted out my name in disbelief.

“What are you doing here?”

“Just traveling.” I made no effort to move. The beer and Dilaudids had kidnapped my legs.

Today weaved over to my stool and the pimple-faced twenty year-old bar hostess escaped into the night. She was looking for adventure and not whatever came her way.

“Why aren’t you on the Isle of Wight?”

“Gave up the hotel. It was losing money.” Ignoring my cast, he explained his presence far from his wife, child, and family auction house in Chelsea. “I bought a plane. One day I flew to Dieppe for some cheap wine. It was a beautiful day and I kept going to Istanbul. After that it was flying by compass, until I reached Chiang Mai. I like it here. The mountains, the people passing through, and I met this girl. Lovely girl really. So I sold the plane and bought a guesthouse.”

“You bought land?” The Thais prohibited any farang from owning property.

“No, I registered the house in my girlfriend’s name.” He unfolded his vision for a Chiang Mai version of the Chelsea Art Society, an art society off the Kings road. “This guest house will be the stepping-off point for the Shangri-La of the Orient. Tribal art, travelers from around the world going to Burma, Laos, the Himalayas, cheap beer, good food, beautiful girls. You know this was once the crossroads of the world.”

“More like a detour off the Silk Road.”

Presently the only traffic over the Burma border was opium and ja bah or meth.

“Sure, it’s not Times Square, but Times Square isn’t Times Square anymore. If it was, you wouldn’t be here in Chiang Mai.”

I had loved 42nd street in the 70s. Go-go bars, porno shops, street thieves, hustlers, whores, and pimps. I had first seen Sherri on screen there. Nothing like that existed in the States after Reagan came into office.

“New York isn’t what it was. Neither was London.

“Which is why we’re here. This is the New Babylon.”

Chiang Mai was fun and I offered “Glad to hear you’re happy.”

“Couldn’t be any happier than to be with my girlfriend. She is so cool.”

I hadn’t heard anyone describe a Thai girl as cool. Beautiful, sweet, loving usually worked for the honeymoon period. Afterwards the descriptions grew a little harsher. When I expressed my concern, Toby waved off my negativity.

"My girlfriend loves me too much to play me for a buffalo. Come with me and I'll show you."

A tuk-tuk transported us to a secluded lane in the old city. The wooden guesthouse rested in the shadow of a crumbling Buddhist spire. The restaurant was filled with unshaven youths. The unwashed hippie wannabes were listening to Bob Marley.

They greeted Toby with a chorus of 'No woman. No cry'.

We drank more beer. Hs girlfriend spoke very good English. She was the spitting lookalike of the Chinese actress from THE WORLD OF SUZIE WONG. Her name Pas porn. Toby called her XXX. Her cousin played guitar by request. Porn asked if I wanted a girl. I was in no condition to imitate Toby and I commandeered a hammock to fall asleep.

"So what do you think?" Toby unfolded mosquito netting and the night went white.

“You’re right. This is paradise.”

I woke around noon and my wrist ached bad enough for me to want to cut it off. I swallowed another Dilaudid and drank a beer with Toby. Two evenings evening he accompanied me to the train station. I bought a 2nd Class sleeper berth. He shook my good hand and waved good-bye.“

"Come next year and you’ll witness the miracle."

“The Chiang Mai Arts Club.” The standard-gauge train lurched out of the station into the rice fields. I drank whiskey in the restaurant car. The night air was sultry. The small villages aglowed with life. I fell asleep in my 2nd Class AC berth. The Orient didn’t get any better than this.

For my next trip to the Orient I flew east from New York to London. I ran into Toby at a Chelsea bar. He was entertaining art dealers touting a Fragonard up for the following week's auction. He had been welcomed back into the family business. No longer a disgrace or a danger to anyone. Not even himself. I asked “What’s happening with Chiang Mai Arts Center?

“Sssssh.” THe art dealer brought me to the side. “Six months ago I came here to clear up some banking details. When I returned, the guesthouse had been sold. My girlfriend had run off with the guitar-playing cousin to parts unknown. End of story. I learned my lesson. Don’t fall in love with a Thai girl.”

“Ever?”

“They have magic in their blood.”

“Magic?”

“Makes you crazy and do crazy things. Things you’d never do with a western girl. I lost everything I had there and still wanted her back. People want to know why, but I can’t even explain it to myself.”

“So no more Thailand.”

“I’m back with my wife. It’s a safe love for a man my age.” Toby tightened his tie and rejoined his clients. His story came as no surprise and I vowed to never succumb to such a weakness. Within a month I knew the Thai word for love.

Kwahn-laht.

Proving one thing.

There is no fool like an old fool.

Across The Solent - 2011

Empires are ruled by emperors and empresses. Queen Victoria sat on the English throne from 1837 to 1901. The pressure of her reign required regal rest and her summer residence was the Osbourne House on the Isle of Wight. The Italian Renaissance palazzo reminded her beloved Prince Consort of Naples.

I have stood on the beach along the Solent. I have never been to Naples, but I have stood on the beach below the former royal resort. The view across the Solent to Portsmouth has little in common with the sight of Vesuvius. My memories is crowded with that vista from having dined at hundreds of Italian restaurants specializing in meatball and spaghetti.

Osbourne House had been a rest home for HM naval officers from 1903 to the early 1990s. The grounds were off-limits to the citizens of the realm, however in the summer of 1984 the son of a London auctioneer opened the Cricket House as a hotel for his friends. Toby was the black sheep of the family. His guests were notorious for their loose morals. My friend Vonelli had rented the nearby cottage. The art dealer from Florida invited my roommate and me to holiday over Cowes Week.

Jackie graced the covers of French Vogue and Elle. She had been photographed naked by the most illustrious fashion photographers of the 80s. We shared a duplex on Ile St. Louis. Her husband paid the rent. The South African told the ex-legionnaire that I was gay. Jean-Marc bought the lie, mostly because our relationship was strictly platonic in that I wanted her and she didn't recognize my desire.

Jackie was a welcome addition to the Cricket House.

Within an hour of our arrival Jackie was invited to crew on a racing sloop. Cowes was stunned by her beauty. A member of the Royals commented that the model resembled Ava Gardner. Vonelli watched from the bar, as she danced with the British upper rust. He knew his place. They wouldn't be lovers for another two years. I was happy for the both of them.

This week celebrated 185th Cowes Week. I haven't been to the Isle of Wight since 1987. Over 1000 yachts raced the courses on the Solent. The Burning of Tottenham must have been mentioned at the parties. The Tory PM deemed to be seen far from the regatta, as he criticized the London constabulary and condemned the 1000-plus looters processed by the courts.

"Zero tolerance for street crime."

Muggings , graffiti, and civil disobedience will be met with water cannons and a thunk on the head with a truncheon.

Cameron made mention of the banks.

Their looting does not require burning.

I bet that he's dying for a glass of champagne.

After a few the Solent at night could be Napoli.

>Especially if Portsmouth was aflame.

Sunday, June 22, 2025

In Vino Veritas or In Magna Vino Oblivio

From 1847 to her death in 1901 Queen Victoria had ruled the British Empire from Osbourne House on the Isle of Wight. Prince Albert, her consort, had designed the royal residence with the aid of Thomas Cubitt, the London architect. Once finished the Italian Renaissance palazzo on the Solent Osbourne House served as a refuge from London court life, where the family celebrated holidays and birthdays for decades.

Back on the summer solstice of 1985 I traveled from Paris to holiday at a rundown hotel on the grounds of Osbourne House. The main grounds served as a rest home for naval officers after the Falklands War. They had no contact with the hotel guest during their convalescence. The hotel rooms were full and I shared a cottage with Vonelli, a CIA agent, whose cover was that he was an European art dealer.

No one believed the native Floridian, but the hotel run by the heir to an art house fortune was a special place and Toby attracted special people. One of them was a Danish sailor married to a Saudi princess. He was waited for his small sailing craft to have its hull repaired after Toby ran it aground entering St. Malo last summer.

That spring Kurt’s Harley Street doctor had advised the elimination of vodka from his diet and the bearded sea captain decided to take the cure on the Isle of Wight, which was the sunniest isle of Britain, while his Countessa 31 was overhauled at the Cowes shipyard, which he planned to sail to Denmark thereafter.

"If I can't be on the sea, then I'll drink like a sailor ashore," slurred Kurt with wine-glazed eyes at lazy lunch on the patio. Ten cases of rose wine against the wall.

“You know when your doctor said to stop drinking. He meant everything," suggested Vonelli.

“No, he said a little wine was okay.”

His wife shrugged with resignation and Kurt quaffed his wine.

“Plus I only drink from dawn to dusk," laughed Kurt picking up a knife. Reema took it out of his hands and he added, "The hotel staff have been instructed to only serve me rose wine. Never the hard stuff."

“Good thing he didn’t pick the dead of winter for this regime,” Vonelli muttered, because summer days were very long this far north of the equator, but the calendar was nearing the Summer Solstice, the longest day of the year. Vonelli was joking, because we were both drinkers.

Just not in the same league as the Viking, who never offered us a sip.

The rose was his.

And his alone.

Every day the broad-bellied sailor sat on the porch in the same kaftan like a beserker back from a raid on Byzantium.

After six bottles Kurt liked to throw knives. We took to hiding all the cutlery.

His lovely Saudi wife couldn’t be around all the time. Their daughter was with them. The other children were in Denmark. The youngest Fatima was five years old. Fatima played with the other children. She never spoke. At dinner she sat with her father. He behaved in her presence. A good trick for a wild man with Viking blood, he said, “The only way to tell if someone is a Viking is if they have hair on all their knuckles.

He did. A wild man, but he treated Reema with kindness like a Norseman enslaved by a princess who had abandoned her kingdom. I admired her devotion and tried to imagine Kurt before he had surrendered his soul to drink.

"He had been one of the best-looking men in London during the 60s and great fun," recounted Vonelli.

"That was twenty years ago."

"And the last ten have been hard."

"Very hard and Reema has stood by him every step of the way."

"Sounds like Hell."

"She gave up a lot and so did he. Kurt had been one of the best oil tanker captains in the Gulf. The Saudis blackballed him from shipping."

"Like he was shipwrecked."

"Yes, and Reema was outcast. The Saudi royals don't like their kind mixing with infidels, so he's lucky he wasn't murdered and so was she. "

"Lucky in love." I was jealous of their sacrifice.

Not for long.

It was a warm summer for England.

After a week his outfit smelled like an animal was trapped underneath his kaftan and we avoided Kurt throughout the lengthening days.

On the morning of the solstice I descended to the dining room for breakfast. The sun was breaking through the trees. Bird songs greeted the early dawn. The sea captain sat with his lovely wife their daughter Fatima on her lap. Her words were whispers. I sat at a distant table by a window. When Reema ceased talking, she walked away with her daughter without saying anything. She was royal and I was only a poet.

Once she was out of the room, Kurt waved me over to his table.

Five bottles were empty at his feet. The ten cases of wine were down to one.

"Celebrating the summer solstice."

"No, my boat has been put into the water. It's stocked for the rest of the summer. We're off on the morn." He signaled the waitress for another glass. "Have a drink with me."

"Thanks." It was early, but it had been day for a long time and I sat down to toast his departure.

"My wife will be happy to go. She doesn't really like the sea, but I don't drink as captain. Not a drop."

"Not even rose."

"Nothing. What Vonelli say about me?"

Just that you had given up being a sea captain to fall in love with your wife."

"That's all."

"Vonelli doesn't talk much about others."

"He know how to hold his tongue. A good man. Here's to him. Here's to the sea. Everyone thinks my drinking started after the blackball, but I only ever drank on shore. Like a mermaid, I gave up the sea for for Reema and she gave up the desert. Better that than to not give up anything for the one you love and loves you."

"Agreed." I had never given up everything, except for poetry. "Where are you headed. The Mediterranean?"

"Can't enter the Mare Nosturm. To close to Saudi Arabia. We'll cross to Ireland into the North Sea. Our other children will be waiting in Copenhagen. I'll be the old Kurt. Maybe not forever, but long enough to be who I was on the sea. Winter's big seas up north and the darkness spreads across the Northlands like black lava in the winter."

"So more drinking."

Kurt shrugged and smiled, "But no more fucking kaftan. This one is shot. You want it."

"Thanks for the offer, but I'm good."

Smell bad?"

"Like a bear after an summer solstice orgy."

"That bad?"

"Maybe worse."

"I'll leave it in Cowes. The Brits will wear anything."

We celebrated the solstice with his rose reserve. Vonelli joined us. Everyone from the hotel did as well. We had a knife-throwing contest at lunch. No one got cut. By sunset all the wine was gone and we carried him to bed.

His wife thanked us and tipped the waiting staff generously for their stay.

“You’re no fun,” Kurt said lying on his bed like a beached whale.

“He’s not wrong.”

Vonelli sniffed at his jacket sleeve, as we descended to the dining room.

"As Pliny the Elder said, “In vino veritas.” or more simply "In magma vino oblivio.”

In wine truth, but in more wine oblivion.

And that’s the truth.

The next morning Kurt, Reema, and their daughter exited from the hotel like royalty. She in Yves St. Laurent summer attire and he in crisp naval whites. He saluted us and we nodded respectfully to Reema and her daughter. After all they were royalty.

"Finally off to the sea." His voice was clear. "In two weeks I'll be a new man."

Reema held his man with a smile. Their kingdom was the sea where they were free from everything and everyone.

Toby drove them to the boat yard. Vonelli and I returned to the hotel. All the rose was gone and so was Kurt and his family. The weather was good and the summer solstice days long. The North Sea was calm and Contessa was a small yacht, but easy to handle by one person. Especially a sober Viking back on the sea.

Sad Day for the Vikings

Each end of promenade on Boston's Commonwealth Avenue honor heroic personages. The only one I can remember is Leif Erickson, the Viking outlaw reputed to be the first European to set foot in the New World. The Norsemen were great sailors ranging from Byzantium to Vinland. The owner of Jenny Bar on Soi Xcite in Pattaya upheld that tradition with 20 years service in the Norwegian Navy.

"We are sailors of the sea. Our people explored the great unknown. Skoal."

Lars was a great drinker, but his only voyages away from Pattaya were visa runs to the Cambodia border.

In 1983 I met a Danish sailor on the Isle of Wight. Kurt drank sixteen bottles of rose wine a day and wore a kaftan.

"It is very comfortable."

Kurt was a drunk on shore, but on the deck of sailing craft Kurt had no rivals. The only time he went aground was when he relinquished his yacht's navigation to Toby Bonham oj the approached to St. Malo. The hotel owner stuck the yacht on the rocks. Kurt saved them all by jettisoning his wine.

"It was either that or sink."

Sadly not all Scandinavians are great sailors as in the story reported in a 2008 Bangkok Post.

A Swedish man had been hired by a Thai nautical museum owner to tow a decommissioned Russian submarine from Sweden to Thailand for the sum of over twenty million baht. The Thai thought, "Swede, boat, ocean, mai pen rai."

Wrong.

The sub sank off the coast of Denmark in February, which was the stormy season in the North Sea. When the museum owner asked why the submarine went to the bottom, he learned that the Swede had used a pleasure craft for the tow instead of a tugboat. For some reason this didn't seem right and the Swede was asked to report to Thai authorities to explain his side of the story.

The twenty-nine year-old is in a lot of trouble.

But Vikings are a hardy breed, if not rare these days.

Years ago at the Viking Bar in Bangkok a drunken Dane swore that true Vikings have hair on all their knuckles. Even the one with the fingernails. Obviously the Thai businessman wasn't aware of this phenomena or else he would have entrusted his submarine to a real Viking.

Hairy knuckles and all.

Did them no good against the skraelings.

Summer Solstice 2022

Yesterday was the official summer solstice in the northern hemisphere. The day lasted almost sixteen hours in New York and the sun never set in Murmansk, Russia. I woke well before the dawn and went to sleep far past sunset, as the Earth polar cap tipped toward the nearest star 93 million miles away from our home planet.

Five hundred year after the discovery of beer by the Celts the Druid priests gathered the tribes to erect this monolithic bluestone clock to record the rising and setting on the sun and the passage of the stars. To this day modern archaeologists will not attributed this great feat to the Celts, because the true tribe supposedly arrived in Britain in 600 before Caeser's reign over Rome.

Fucking Brits haven't even discovered its ancient name.

No one has come even close.

No one.

Not even us remaining Neanderthals.

The Avebury henges followed Stonehenge's creation.

Back in 1994 I drank in a good pub at the northern entrance.

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Scientist have calculated that its construction took five hundred men fifteen years.

And over two seas of beer.

The exact purpose of the hill remains unknown.

The view from the top is good, but nothing special.

Stonehenge has its rivals such as the Hopewell Project in Bangkok.

Or Manhattanhenge in New York.

And who can forget the eternal bliss of Foamhenge in Virginia.

It's now 2:33PM

In Brooklyn.

I am ready for a nap.

Longest day of the year or not.

With my head to the west.

As it should be on the summer solstice.

Saturday, June 21, 2025

Summer Solstice - June 21, 2024

Yesterday 4:52 PM marked the beginning of the summer solstice, the little best day of the year on the Northern hemisphere. People have celebrated this day since time immemorial across the globe. The word Solstice means “sun standing still” or “grianstad' in Celtic. This morning I awoke at first light. 5:14 AM.

Back in the last century my friend AJ and I went out to Stonehenge for a neolithic day trip. I hugged the monumental stones and cried as one with Celtic blood, even though the monolithic stones were erected by an unknown race many millennium before the Irish wandered northern Europe. Since that visit the Crown, which claims ownership of the ruins, has restricted entry to the ring of stones. Today thousands of pagans greeted the dawn at Stonehenge. New Yorkers for the most part ignored the yearly phenomena, even though Manhattan's East to West streets from 14th to 155th are aligned with sunrise and sunset during the three-day solstice period.

According to Wikipedia the Commissioners' Plan of 1811 arranged the street grid for most of Manhattan according to the azimuth at sunset to 299° (i.e., 29° north of due West), so he island's sunset aligns with the streets on that gird.

Tomorrow morning I will greet the sun naked in Montauk.

Enjoy the cosmos.

It's in our blood.

Summer Times Blues

  • Yesterday was the last day of the thrre-day official summer solstice for the northern hemisphere. The day lasted almost sixteen hours in New York and the sun never set in Murmansk, Russia. I woke well before the dawn and went to sleep far past sunset, as the Earth polar cap tipped toward the nearest star 93 million miles away from our home planet.

    Five hundred year after the discovery of beer by the Celts the Druid priests gathered the unknown tribes to erect this monolithic bluestone clock to record the rising and setting on the sun and the passage of the stars. To this day modern archaeologists will not attributed this great feat to the Celts, because the true tribe supposedly arrived in Britain in 600BC before Caeser's reign over Rome.

    Fucking Brits haven't even discovered its ancient name.

    No one has come even close.

    No one.

    Not even us remaining Neanderthals.

    The Avebury henges followed Stonehenge's creation.

    Back in 1994 I drank in a good pub at the northern entrance.

    I also climbed to the top of the Sillbury Hill.

    Scientist have calculated that its construction took five hundred men fifteen years.

    And over two seas of beer.

    The exact purpose of the hill remains unknown.

    The view from the top is good, but nothing special.

    Stonehenge has its rivals such as the Hopewell Project in Bangkok

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    Or Manhattanhenge in New York.

    And who can forget the eternal bliss of Foamhenge in Virginia.

    It's now 2:33PM

    In Brooklyn.

    I am ready for a nap.

    Longest day of the year or not.

    With my head to the west.

    As it should be on the summer solstice.

    tNothing like Blue Cheers SUMMERTIME BLUES

    THEY WERE ONCE THE LOUDEST BAND IN THE WORLD.

  • Friday, June 20, 2025

    Donde est Les Illegals

    last week on the 8:18 train to Montauk we passed a construction site west of Westhampton. A gray morning. No one on the large housing project of new homes. Today the same on a sunny day. ICE has scared the non-indigenous workers from showing up to their jobs. Same everywhere in Long Island, as Nassau County executives have greenlighted raids on restaurants, farms, hotels, stores et al to harvest 3000 brown skins to private detention centers to work for $5 a day, since the Homeland Security Secretary from mono-racial North Dakota (first tribes dont count to her). No XXXL Caucasians have showed up as replacements, although I suggest to Secretary Gnome that these men and women should volunteer their labor much as the Cubans hit the sugar cane fields to harvest the cash crop, combining hard work with patriotic duty. Anerica First forever and they get on shape, thereby saving money on medical bills 47 has all the answers.

    Thursday, June 19, 2025

    Dangerous At Any Age

    Old Bill from Frank's Lounge had been a numbers man for decades. We drank in the afternoons into the evening. Always dressed suit jacket and tie.

    "You know what's bad about getting old. People don't think you're dangerous." He opened his jacket. In the left side of his chest rested a .38. "This changes their mind."

    That winter he fell in love with a younger woman at an Easter New York bar. Her boyfriend was younger. Old Bill came into Frank's beat up. Rose Li the Mex-Chinese asked what had happened.

    "I found out I wasn't as tough in East New York as I am in Fort Greene."

    I respect that now more than ever

    Like the late Malcolm X I'm all peace and love.

    You can't separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom." Malcolm X.

    Faithful to my Wife - 2010

    last night I was sitting in Frank's with Aodren, a French ad producer. We were drinking Stellas and watching the Celtics. He asked if I had any girlfriends in New York. I replied that I was faithful to my Thai wife.

    "She is 9000 miles away. She used to work in a bar. How can you know if she is faithful to you?"

    It was a good question.

    "Because I'm not jealous and my son is more than enough jealous for me." Fenway won't let any man near Mem. I'm proud of his spirit. He's a tough one-year old.

    "But you have no one?" Aodren was 25. Men his age are always on the prowl and his girlfriend is a dancer at the Crazy Horse Saloon.

    "No one. My heart is true, unless you count the thousands of women on the porno tubes. I love them all and they have sex with me without any demand for commitment. I'm faithful to them, but no sense and telling that to Mem. I really don't think she would understand even if she said she would. Real women are just too jealous.

    Homer Ricks - River To His People

    I came back from Thailand to New York in the autumn of 2008. My good friend AP offered me a soft landing after a period of duress after my arrest for cyper counterfeiting Ferrari clothing. A case of mistaken identity and the Thai police let me off with a $100 fine. After spending the most of the pervious two decades in the Far East Fort Greene was a safe place to land, although it was hard so far away from my family. Two wives and four kids back then. I was lucky enough to stumble into Frank's Lounge on Fulton Street. Frank Peerkins had been running the bar since 1972. The clientele was black. Southern black. New York black, but we didn't see too many Philadelphia blacks or honky from Boston, but I was welcome there to drink gin-tonic to my hearts content with the blessing of Homer Ricks, a native of Philadelphia, Mississippi.

    "I left that town fast. I said something to a white man and my Momma had my uncle drive me that night to Memphis, where I caught a bus to here. I was 18. I never seen a streetlight before.Another uncle got me a job."

    Homer never said what that job was and I never asked, but the well-dressed man was a big fella and had worked as a bouncer at Frank's for many years. He called me White Boy and hated my football team, The New England Patriots. He didn't care much most the Celtics neither, but we enjoyed watching sports of the crappy Trinitron TV hanging at either end of the bar underneath the stalactite ceiling. Frank's was so 1970s.

    Like Homer I was there most nights with the crowd; Larry Laker, Lydell, Old Bill, Rosa, Terry, Frank and his wife and so many others. We were friendly, but Homer was a friend to many. Giving. One night I came in after hearing bad news from my family. I needed $100. I got a drink.

    "What's wrong, White Boy."

    I told him.

    He peeled off five twenties.

    "You go down to that Western Union on Flatbush and send your children that."

    And I did.

    And I paid him back.

    I moved away in 2016 to Clinton Hill. THe bar had changed. Frank's son had taken it over. It wasn't the same and Homer moved back to Mississippi. We spoke on the phone. Always a good laugh. He loved being with all his children and grandchildren and great-grandchildren. Not so much with all his wives. He never said how many.

    Last week Larry Laker posted that Homer had passed Down South.

    Where else?

    People wrote their condolence.

    I wrote a life well spent.

    We can all hope for that fate.

    Love you. Da old White Boy.

    Wednesday, June 18, 2025

    New York State Of Mind - 2012

    Last night I was sitting in Frank's Lounge bemoaning the Patriots 20-18 loss to the Cards.

    "It was a fix. That holding charge against Danny Woodhead was weak. You know when the refs blow a call, when the TV doesn't show the replay." I was on my fourth beer and speaking loud to Paco and Vince.

    "So you saying the game was fixed?" Paco was a few years my senior. The Giant fan knew football.

    "Maybe." Games were only fixed by referees and the NFL.

    "The point spread was already blown and the over-under was 48, so tell me who was to gain from a bad call."

    "Add six points to the 38 and a conversion."

    "That makes 45. The under is still safe." Vince didn't bet on games. He was a school administrator for math. He was good with numbers.

    "Not if the Cards came back and score a field goal." I was deep in an alternative universe.

    "That's not what happened, besides this is New York. We don't give a shit, if New England wins." Paco had Brooklyn-born.

    Our argument wandered through several topics until we got to best song about Boston and New York. The three of us agreed that DIRTY WATER was Boston's theme song, but none of us thought that Sinatra's NEW YORK NEW YORK was a shoo-in for top New York song.

    "I used to listen to it in Boston and think, "Yeah, start spreading the news."

    "That's because you come from Boston. New Yorkers don't about New York like that, because we don't leave New York." Vince was younger than both Paco and me. He had been to North Carolina twice. "Plus Sinatra is from New Jersey."

    "Only one song I consider # 1." Paco got up from his stool and played Jay Z's EMPIRE STATE OF MIND backed by Alicia Keyes. "This is a song by New Yorkers. The sample comes from LOVE ON A TWO WAY STREET by Sylvie Robinson. She's from Brooklyn and Angela Hunte and Jnay wrote EMPIRE. They Brooklyn too."

    "So EMPIRE is a Brooklyn song? Not New York."

    "Fool, Brooklyn is New York."

    "I know that." I had moved to Park Slope in 1976, thinking I was commuting to Manhattan, the real New York, but not anymore. Brooklyn was my town, but another song slipped onto my mental charts. "I think you have a good argument, but what about Billie Holiday's AUTUMN IN NEW YORK or NO SLEEP TILL BROOKLYN?"

    "I know what you're trying to do?" Paco pointed a finger with a smile on his lips. "You're gonna say that the Pogues' FAIRYTALE OF NEW YORK is your song. You Irish are so predictable."

    "No, I wasn't."

    "Oh, yes, you were," Rosa the bartender had been listening to our every word. The Chinese girl had big ears and a warm heart for this city. "EMPIRE is # 1, NEW YORK NEW YORK is # 2, and FAIRY TALE is # 3. And that's it. Anyone have a problem with that?"

    Paco, Vince, and I shook our heads. Rosa was the boss at Frank's Lounge and all three of us were old enough to know that a woman is never wrong.

    And I mean never.

    To hear EMPIRE STATE OF MIND please go to the following URL

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UjsXo9l6I8

    New Year Where

    On the afternoon of December 31, 2007 heavy lorries, pick-up trucks and 125cc motorcycles with sidecars exited from the distributor at the end of my soi with thousands of beers every minute. Thousands of Thai and farang tourists were flocking into the city for the year's final drunk in the beach resort's countless bars, go-gos, hotels, and brothels from Jomtien to Naklua.

    "What are you doing tonight?" Sam Royalle asked on my porch in the shade of a Norfolk pine. He had been out the previous night with our friends and couldn't remember coming home. His skin exuded a sheen of excess alcohol.

    "Nothing." I had avoided the debauch and fallen asleep before the TV during a Star Trek ENTERPRISE marathon. The mozzies had partied with my feet during my unconscious state and I was scrubbing the red splotches with salt.

    "Nothing?"

    "I worked in nightclubs through the 70s, 80s, and 90s. My fellow workers referred to 12/31 as 'amateur's night' and the same stupid behavior of fights, accidents, and stupid conversations held as true for Pattaya as it had in New York, London, Paris, or LA.

    "I'm giving it a miss. My wife is going out with her friends though, so I get to care back of my daughter. We're going to watch the fireworks from my garden."

    "Have a party." Sam was a family man and understood kids came first. He drove off on his scooter in the direction of home.

    My wife left the house at 8:30 without any good-byes. Angie didn't care. She and I had KFC and played rodeo on the bed. We had a glass of Pepsi and watched some more Star Trek. It put both of us to sleep before 10. I was dead sober.

    I heard the fireworks and tried to open my eyes.

    Not a chance.

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

    What has happened to my wickedness?

    Children.

    They tend to rescue a bad man's soul.

    Better them than the devil.

    Greatest of the Great - 2012

    On my birthday several friends and I were having a conversation about the greatest athlete of our lifetime at Frank's Lounge. We were all in our 50s. Larry had seen Ali, Homer claimed for Magic Johnson, AP proposed Andre the Giant, then I said, "Evel Knievel." "No way." Larry shook his head. AP and Homer called me a fool, but I stood by my choice.

    Evel Knievel broke over 400 bones broken in the pursuit of aerial excellence, but his most heroic leap was the attempt to clear the Caesar's Palace pool in Las Vegas.

    That New Year's Eve in 1967 on New Evel dropped $100 at the blackjack table. He zeroed out his chips, then had one shot of Wild Turkey before exiting the casino to climb on his Triumph Bonneville 650 cc.

    Linda Evans filmed the crash at Caesar's pool for the Wide World of Sports. His approach is perfect, but somehow the engine cut out on the ramp. The bike's rear tire caught the receiving ramp. Evel tumbles a football field into the casino. Linda Evans caught every agonizing second. Evel was comasized 29 days.

    Next jump.

    Houston Astrodome.

    19 cars.

    Harley 750.

    Successful both times.

    None better.

    Evel Knieval. The Greatest of the Great.

    to seethis jump please go to this url

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYGGCVE2lKY&feature=related

    Smoother Streets - 2013

    Hundreds of ghost bikes are spread across New York City to commemorate the bikers and pedestrians killed by motorists. Biking is difficult on the city's rough road. Potholes and repairs force bikers into the path of cars and trucks. Bikers were win this contest, however I noticed over the last six months that the Brooklyn streets have been smoother. I mentioned this improvement to LA Larry at Frank's the other night and he said, "That's because Mayor Bloomberg doesn't want the CitiBikes to get fucked up on the streets. He has a piece of them you know."

    Everyone in the bar nodded their assent.

    "Mayor Bloomberg is no pal of mine." I hated him for the racist policy of 'stop and frisk' and the record number of marijuana arrests aimed at blacks and Hispanics. "BUt I don't see him owning the bikes."

    "He don't own them, but he gets his piece." LA Larry worked for the city. He had insider poop.

    "He's a billionaire."

    "Don't mean he leave small change at the bar. Rich people are rich, because they take all their money."

    "Amen to that." The bar was vocal in their agreement.

    "Well, I'm happy that the streets are smooth." I rode back and forth to work in Greenpoint every day.

    "Well, lucky you." LA Larry didn't drive a car and he did ride a bike. His mode of transportation was the subway.

    "I guess I am." We clinked glasses and changed the subject to baseball.

    It was World Series time and the Red Sox are in it.

    Time to see how lucky I am.

    Billion Dollar Man - 2010

    Published on 5/2/2010

    I don't own a television. My laptop provided most of the programming necessary for entertainment, although the online screen resembles that of an airline economy-class movie presentation. The only gap on my computer has been sporting events and I fill that absence by heading down to Frank's Bar on Fulton Avenue.

    Last night I watched the Celtics lose to the Cleveland Cavaliers in the playoffs. Few of the clientele watched the game. Another horrible year from the Knicks had destroyed their love for the basketball. The only conversation about hoops from New Yorkers had been whether Lebron James will accept MSG's offer to play basketball at the Garden.

    "No way," I answered adamantly against the move. I hated their owner James Dolan.

    "You're right. The Knicks management sucks. If Lebron comes here the tream never go anywhere."

    Pacho is an old-time Knicks fan. He lives on the faded memory of Willis Reed hobbling onto the court against the Lakers in Game Seven in 1970. That glorious entrance happened forty years ago today.

    "They might say that, but no way they'll let a twenty-four year-old run a basketball team." The last time the owner showed his face in the Garden he wore an expression of utter contempt for the players and fans. "They're dysfunctional."

    "I'll tell you why Lebron will come here. To be basketball's first billion-dollar man." Vincent, whosse uncle owned the bar, added his opinion. "Salary of $25 million a year, plus endorsements."

    "Ain't no one giving his big money for endorsements. Not with all those tattoos. They want someone nice like Tiger Woods. He'll never get a billion. Maybe a half, but no way a billion. He's too big and scary for the little white boys. Not like Michael Jordan." Pacho was a realist. "And number two LeBron don't deserve the big money. He don't nothing. Hell, he didn't even win the scoring title this year."

    "He won't get past Boston." Vincent was drunk on beer. The bartender charges him for every drink. "How much you think Bill Russell get if he was playing now?"

    "You asking me?" I was off my drink. The previous night too much Veuve-Cliquot champagne. My spirit was as weak as a long-buried zombie

    "No one else wears Celtic gear in this bar."

    "Bill Russell was the best basketball player ever."

    "Better than Michael Jordan?" Vincent was in his 40s. Jordan was the greatest player of that era.

    "11 championships in 13 years. 5 times MVP. 50 rebounds in a game." Russell was no point machine, but played a grueling defense and got inside Wilt Chamberlain's head, especially in the fourth quarter, when he was fould to put the center on the line. "No one can say that or ever will be able to say that. LeBron won't win a single ring at MSG. Better he stick it out in Cleveland for a short year and then defect to the Nets for the rest of his career."

    "He's not going to the Nets." Everyone in the bar shouted at me.

    "Maybe not, but he ain't going to the Knicks neither. Unless it's for the money and a lot of it. Because he'll need it to pay everyone to tell him he's great, while they lose year after year." The MSG management were so bad that kids don't play street ball in New York. "Even if he get the billion, he'll still only be a first-rate player on a shitty team. And he's no Bill Russell. He was the first black superstar of basketball and had to put up with shit every day of his life."

    That comment quieted the bar.

    Bill Russell was renown for his criticism of Boston's racism, but he had experienced the scorn of White America early in his career. Almost everyone at the bar accepted that, becasue Bill Russell was a break-through player in the seond most racist city in the early NBA. Cinncinati was # 1 and he once explained how he handled the abuse and hartred from his hometown fans.

    "At that time it was never acceptable that a black player was the best. That did not happen...My junior year in college, I had what I thought was the one of the best college seasons ever. We won 28 out of 29 games. We won the National Championship. I was the MVP at the Final Four. I was first team All American. I averaged over 20 points and over 20 rebounds, and I was the only guy in college blocking shots. So after the season was over, they had a Northern California banquet, and they picked another center as Player of the Year. Well, that let me know that if I were to accept these as the final judges of my career I would die a bitter old man."

    Bill Russell was better than those crackers and # 6 will always be my favorite player.

    LeBron might get his billion.

    But he will never be no #6.

    102 For Linford - 2014

    Back in 2014 I stopped by Frank's Lounge. The venerable owner was in the corner. He was speaking with Homer about the passing of customers. It happened often. Most of the regulars were over sixty or thereabouts. We all thought we were going to live forever.

    "I heard Linford is gone." The old Jamaica has returned to the Blue Mountains in the Here-After. "I heard it from a bartender at Che Lola on Myrtle Avenue."

    "He drank over there?" It was a good twenty minutes away through Fort Greene Park.

    "The bartender was cute."

    "Cute as Rosa." Frank nodded his head to his main attraction.

    "No." Rosa was a Shaolin goddess. "But Rosa doesn't work every night of the week."

    "When he die?" Shaynay asked from the corner. The beautiful 'chang noi' called me 'White Chocolate', because I used to come into the bar with Austrian candy from the Plaza Hotel.

    "Saturday I think."

    "You know Linford played 102 all his life."

    "No, I don't gamble." I don't play the numbers, but if I did I would play 109. The number of my parents' house on the South Shore of Boston.

    "What number you think come up Sunday?"

    "102?"

    "Straight."

    "Damn, those number boys know everything."

    "You got that right, White Chocolate."

    We drank rum for Linford.

    One shot.

    Good luck for a Jamaican on the other side of life.

    102.

    Who Be Old

    My doctor wrote

    "...is an elderly man."
    Elderly!
    Elderly!!
    Elderly!!!Be

    I've been called 'sir'
    I have been called 'old man'
    Young latinos call me 'Papi'

    Okay
    Not so okay
    But elderly???

    Yeah I am what I is
    An elderly old man
    But my eyes have improved to the point
    Where I see what we have lost
    But also see what we will find

    It's just over the horizon
    In Nevah-Nevah Land
    Hell, I ain't nevah gonna grow up
    Least not now

    My friend from Frank's Lounge Old Bill said, "One thing bad about getting old is people don't think you're dangerous."
    He opened his suit coat to reveal a holstered .38.
    "This changes their mind."

    We walk how walk we.

    Painting by Ro Lohin

    To The Nines 2011

    Easter was a special holiday for our family. My mother was a devout Catholic. My father had converted from agnosticism to marry his Irish bride. The Bowdoin College grad was a good dresser and they attired their six children, as if we were the jewels of empire. Every Easter we wore new clothes from tie to shoes. Our family's fashion statement for the holiday was the highwater mark for our parish south of Boston.

    My mother and father have been promoted from this mortal coil. I never confessed my rejection of their faith. The truth would have only pained them both and my apostasy is a private matter, however this Easter as every Easter before it I dressed to the nines. Not a stitch of old on my limbs. Tan suit, white shirt, Celtic green tie. White shoes. My mother loved white shoes and this Easter Day was a day for white shoes.

    A misty morning had surrendered to the will of a balmy afternoon. The long winter was gone and the youth of new season was blooming on the trees. My mouth broke into a smile at the sight of the white flower of the ornamental pear trees.

    I walked over to Frank's Lounge in my finery. No people on Lafayette were dressed for the occasion. I spotted Raldo on Fulton. The old high-lifer was slick as an otter in his racing red sweater, flannel trousers, and panama hat. The rakish style icon rarely sports a jacket in warm weather, so the police know that he isn't carrying a gun. They can't believe the light-skinned Prince of the Strip has retired from the game for good. Most of his friend share the sentiment. Raldo and I have no history and 80 year-old greeted me with a nod.

    "Hey, there, white boy." The salutation has no bite. Raldo doesn't know my name. "Looking good."

    "Thanks."

    "But I don't know about the rest of these folks." His eyes shuttled from left and right terminals. His vision took in the whole street. Disappointment scrunched his grin and he hitched up his 30" waist trousers. Raldo weighed as much as the wind. "Low-assed jeans, a sloppy tee-shirt, and fat. How did those young people get so fat. Damn, they so fat they put the Fat Man of the Carnival out of work."

    "It's a plague." I didn't say more. It had been a long winter. Comfort food warmed the flesh. My estimate on my weight was 10 pounds off. I had to lose my girth and I sucked in my stomach. It almost hurt. "And catching."

    "You better watch out, white boy." Raldo tipped his hat.

    "Do too."

    Raldo looked over his shoulder with a snap of his head.

    "I'm good." He sauntered up the hill with women on his mind.

    I headed down Fulton to the bar across from the statue of General Fowler. The Civil War general fought at dozens of engagement against the South. This winter an admirer covered his cold shoulder with a cape and wrapped a wreath of Xmas lights around his head. It was a good look.

    I entered Frank's. The Celtics-Knicks game was on the TV. Tom the bartender whistled with appreciation. His two octogenarian friends applauded my effort. I bought the three immortals a round. We toasted my parents. The Celtics won the game and I returned home.

    Happy.

    I hadn't spilled a beer on my new suit. My white shoes were spotless. Messing them up is for a day other than Easter.

    General Fowler's Statue - 2013

    Last weekend an exhibition portraying the possible renovation of General Fowler's Triangle was presented to the residents of Fort Greene. The proposed alterations included new trees, larger public space, and changing the location of the General's statue.

    "I don't know about that. I like the General just the way he is," I told one of the reps for the plaza's restoration. "I sit in Frank's and stare out at the General and he stares back at me. He certainly is a comfort."

    "Moving him would create more room on the other end of the plaza." The well-dressed man showed me the plans. He was right. There would be more room.

    "Would you change the direction of his gaze?"

    "Some people suggested down Fulton Street." The middle-aged man must have sat at board meetings.

    "Into the sun?" I shook my head. "Up north all Civil War statues face the South to remind the living of those who fought to free the slaves."

    "I didn't know that."

    "In New England every town has a statue facing south." At least I thought they were facing south. "And every southern town has a Confederate facing north. Those things aren't supposed to change."

    I recalled in Lewiston, Maine a florist raised money to redirect the Civil War monument from looking East to the City Hall to a southern gaze. His effort was resoundingly raised $15.

    "I'll mention that to the committee."

    I wandered away thinking that the committee had already decided what they were going to do without ever telling the public of their plans until now.

    Later that afternoon I researched General Fowler. He had served as a colonel with Brooklyn's 14th Regiment or the “Red-Legged Devils. His regiment fought at the First and Second Battles of Bull Run. At the later engagement the regiment suffered 90% casualties. After recovering Fowler was appointed commander of a military hospital, earning the gratitude of wounded soldiers from throughout the Union. Fowler returned to active service in the summer to 1863 to capture the Mississippi Brigade at Gettysburg. Subsequently his regiment fought with distinction during the Wilderness Campaign and the battle of Spotsylvania. He mustered out of the Army in late-1864 to reside in Brooklyn at 178 Fort Greene Place.

    I also learned that the General had originally been erected in Fort Greene Park, however in the early 1970s scrap metal thieves attempted to to steal the bronze monument from its lonely posting and forced the city to relocate his statue to the present setting in 1976.

    That evening I was sitting at Frank's Lounge with LA Larry and told him about the plans for the plaza and he laughed before taking a sip of cognac.

    "Two years ago some of other new people to the neighborhood protested that the statue should be moved, because it was looking at Frank's Lounge like he wanted a drink."

    "You're joking?" Some people have nothing better to do.

    "Not at all. I can't blame the General for staring at Frank's. It's been here as long as he has and standing in all kinds of weather can work up a man's thirst."

    "Better than pigeon pee." Rosa quipped pouring me another Stella beer.

    "But what's strange is that until that protest I hadn't even noticed the statue." LA Larry turned his head and raised a glass to the General. "Ten years of sitting on this stool and not even notice him. It's not like it's a small thing."

    "You watch other things out that window." Rosa worked Sundays and Monday. Everyone liked drinking with the Chinese bartender. Her beauty was a sight for sore eyes and her sense of humor was as sharp as a meat cleaver.

    "Not so loud. My wife had good ears."

    "All women do." We clinked glasses and back home I checked about the protest thinking LA Larry might have been funning me, because I'm one of the new people too ie white ofay.

    Sure enough a Martin Horowitz was urging the city to rotate a statue of Gen. Edward Fowler about 90 degrees so that he’ll properly greet oncoming traffic from his perch at the intersection of Lafayette Avenue and Fulton Street instead of Frank’s Cocktail Lounge.

    I like seeing the General looking my way.

    He was a good man.

    And every time I see him I raise my glass to Old Ned.

    It's a good thing.

    Sadly Frank's Lounge closed in 2017. General Fowler still stares at what once was Frank's and also ever vigilant to the South.

    ICE Truck

    The ICE bounty hunters travel in this Ford vehicle as well as black Suburbans. Earning $500 per seizure of any Latinos documented or otherwise.

    Foto License plates to see if they are government issue or just authorized 1/6 parolees. 7468

    ICE Snitch Line

    As a child the # 1 rule was to never fink or rat or snithc on someone.

    I had been bullied at St. Mary's of the Foothills. I never gave up the names.

    Mark Tukky adn Joe Skinlon.

    Last week I read that ICE had initiated an informer line. 1-866-347-2423. I thought it was a joke and dialed the snitch phone number and the AI voice of the 1/6 cabal informed calls of an option to report visa violators to aid the unlicensed bounty hunters in the harvest of migrant laborers, children, babies et al without due process guaranteed by the 4th Amendment.

    I listened to the instructions that any false information was considered a federal offense by the AI voice. I decided not to report 47 who I suspected is a deep Kremlin mole born to KGB sex spies back in the 1940s and Papa 47 accepted to serve his Soviet masters.

    When Nikita boasted that the USSR would bury the USA, America politicians failed to realize the Fall of the Iron Curtain was a plot designed to finish off the Free World.

    Bien jouvez.

    Call this number often.

    Although the twenty times I have resulted in the same litany of AI options. I really like the threat about false information will be prosecuted to the fullest. I ain't no squealer.

    Beware they are listening too. Well, not them, but there AI fink brigade.

    XXXL Posse On The Loose

    Yesterday City Comptroller Brad Lander went to to the federal immigration courthouse in Manhattan to help several immigrants get through their interviews with the court. Upon his exit with a client, he was seized by several masked assailants without a warrant or IDs or badges or uniforms. The men strongarmed the politican into the elevator to face arraignment at 26 Federal Plaza.

    Charges were dropped, but who are these people?

    AI Overview stated, "As of June 2025, there is no evidence that U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) has hired individuals who participated in the January 6, 2021, attack on the U.S. Capitol, even those who have been paroled."

    These men are all XXL-XXXL individuals who have clearly been taking steroids. Their 'uniforms' appear, as if they had been purchased on line. Khaki trousers and Walmart tee-shirts with a bulletproof vest seems to be these thugs standard gear.

    Trump supporters love them, as they cheer the dismantling of the US Constitution. These mass arrests and seizures unsettle normal people, who tell themselves, "It is me."

    Yet.

    Worse NYC Mayor Eric Adams has ordered the NYPD to back up these invaders in gratitude for Trump getting his corruption charges dropped from the docket. Brad Lander, also a mayoral candidate after the assault and obstruction charges charges were dropped spoke to the media and friends attacking incumbent Mayor Eric Adams, declaring New Yorkers “deserve a mayor who will protect the rights of immigrants.”

    Right on.

    Shadow At Dusk Haiku

    broad channel bridge

    I no more look in the mirror
    Only my naked silhouette at dusk___

    underneath the borad chnnel bridge looking for horsecrabs. I saw two.

    Monday, June 16, 2025

    Montauk # 17

    Walking away from the morning crowd
    At Ditch Plains
    People's voices
    Fading with every step
    Under the waves
    Crossing the foreshore
    To the high tide mark of
    Seaweed, driftwood, crab shells, and dead fish___
    My bare footprints
    Last seconds___
    I stand
    Water swirling around my feet
    I've been here before
    Yesterday
    And the day before
    Away from people
    Away from words
    One with silence
    Inside the wash of the waves
    Tugging at the sand
    'neath my feet
    Not lonely
    Merely alone
    Apart
    From everything
    Human
    Save myself___
    For now