Showing posts with label bannok thailand. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bannok thailand. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 21, 2026

Neanderthal Future 2020


Why are we here on a suddenly threatening planet?

It is not because the Chinese ate bats in Wuhan.

>We are to blame, for having destroyed this loving blue ball in Space.

No humans can accept this truth, while devoted to driving fucked-up SUVs, eating poison potato chips, and drinking shitty rich motherfucker Budweiser in honor of a pedophile god-leader Donald Trump.

You are what you eat and Neanderthals were mostly vegetarian according to their poop pits.

Sadly we are fucked and fucked good.

World Population 2050 - 500 million.

In that year I shall be ninety years old surrounded by my tribe of Neanderthals in Ban-Nok Thailand, drinking lao-khao. We are comforted by the love of our people and knowing sloth is not a deadly sin.


Saturday, December 21, 2024

Happy Celtic New Year 5571

The New Year has been celebrated on countless dates throughout history. The Celtic Sahmain in November marked the end of the light half of the year. The Chinese New Year begins with the first lunar month coinciding Tet, the Vietnamese New Year and Losar for Tibet. Most of the other New Years are determined by either solstices or a lunar events, while the Thai Songkran signals the coming of the rain with the new moon in April.

The modern-day New Year originated with the old Roman calendar and the Early Christian pinpointed January 1 as the date of their dead messiah's Bris or circumcision, although many western European nation maintained separate holidays such as Lady Day in the United Kingdom up until 1751.

to spend My foreskin was schlocked off at birth. I mourn the desecration of my body. I want this new year in Bannok, Thailand, a rice village fifty years off the Asia Highway. None of the other males were gelded by a doctor or midwife. It is nothing to celebrate.

So happy Celtic New Year 5572.

I really mean it.