Showing posts with label bastille day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bastille day. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 14, 2026

Drunk in Moscow, Not Idaho

In 1994 after a month long limbo in Penang I traveled from Malaysia to Paris on Aeroflot thanks to money wired by my loving mother to the Citibank in Penang.

The Kuala Lumpur-Karachi-Dubai-Moscow-Paris flight time to Moscow totaled about 24 hours. None of them were comfortable in the flimsy chairs of the Soviet era jetliner. More like lawn chairs and a fog hung over the the celing from AC condensation. After the meal not a single member of the flight crew entered the cabin.

Disembarking at night in Moscow, I discovered that my connecting flight to Charles De Gaulle had been delayed until the following morning. A Norwegian couple with whom I had traveled from Kual Mumpur were in a similar predicament and I said, "It's 10PM. What are we going to do all night?"

"Drink wine." The husband pulled out two bottles of wine purchased at the Dubai duty-free. Their flight had also been cancelled until noon.

"I have two."

"And my wife has two."

We opened the bottles and sat on the floor surrounded by hundreds of stateless travelers trapped in the aeroport. Some looked as if they had been in this limbo for weeks, if not months. We finished the wine and a refugee from Afghanistan sold us a bottle of vodka.

"I here one month. Can no go back Kabul. No go to Paris. My brother live there. Now this my home." His name was Jameer.

The vodka was homemade. The liter lasted longer than the wine. Several other Afghans fleeing the civil war joined Jameer with other bottles. They spoke in dialects. Dari adn Pashto. After two bottles of the gut-burning samogon I spoke in tongues an finally lost consciousness from the overdose of hard spirits and lack of sleep.

I awoke.

A gray dawn.

Moscow.

"Russia.

Not Idaho.

"Your flight is now." The Norwegian husband shook me hard and yanked me to my feet.

"I don't care. I want to stay in the aeroport. Life simple here."

"You have to go." He and his wife escorted me to the plane.

"Bon Voyage." I saluted them at the door of the Airbus.

Stepping on board I rejoined civilization and I stumbled down the aisle to my seat. The expression on the other passengers' face gauged my drunkenness better than a breathalyzer. No one wanted me to sit next to them. I fell into an empty row and buckled up for take-off.

Several hours later a stewardess shook my shoulder.

"We are in Charles de Gaulle Aeroport in Paris."

"Already?" I was the last passenger on the plane.

"We've been on the ground for fifteen minutes."

"Great." I rose to my feet and trudged out into the terminal. The time was 8:30. It was Bastille Day or 'le Quartoze', another day of wine ahead.

In July of 1789 Paris seethed with anger against Louis XVI and the ancien regime of the nobility.

The prison's most infamous guest was the Marquis De Sade, who shouted from the ramparts on July 2, 1789, "They are killing the prisoners here!"

The unrepentant sodomist was transferred 'naked as a worm' to the insane asylum at Charenton, but the fire had been lit and the on July 14 hundreds of workers gathered in the neighboring Faubourg Saint-Antoine seeking to seize the gunpowder within the Bastille.

Mythically recounted in Dickens' THE TALE OF TWO CITIES a tumbril loaded with casks of wine axle an axle on the Rue de la Roquette and wine flow down the gutters to be consumed by impoverished Parisians. The shadow of the dreaded upper-class Bastille prison loomed over the narrow street and someone shouted, "A la Bastille."

The Swiss Guards within the fortress defended the battlements against the mob. Mutinous royal Bourbon troops armed with artillery. The commandant surrendered the prison an freed its seven captives.

When Louis XVI was told the news in Versailles, the king asked an aristocrat, "Is it a revolt?"

His friend replied, "Non, mon Roi. It is a revolution."

Within three years after the Storming of the Bastille Citoyen Louis was sentenced to death and guillotined in Place de la Concorde before thousands of revolutionies.

I emerged from the terminal and sped in a taxi from CDG Aeroport to Paris. Traffic was light into the City of Light. THe exit lanes were cramped with vehicles as they had been for decades carrying Paris to le Grande Vacannes ie 7/14 go 8/14.

Atop Montmatre rose Sacre-Couer.

After the 1870 Commune had been quelled the Catholic Church had erected the Temple of Repression to remind Parisians that the Church ruled the Hearts and Minds of France, not the call to the ramparts by a perverse Comte.

The new Bastille.

My friend Tristam from the Musellmen Fumants waite at his apartment.

I wasn't tired, only hung over. That afternoon we watched the military parade on the Champs-Elysees.

That night we partied with friends.

I drank to Liberte, Egalite, and Fraternitie.

Hundreds sang Le Marseilles.

I cried each time.

It was good to be out of Moscow.

People drink too much there, then again so do I.

A bas le Roi__

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Wednesday, August 13, 2025

I Love France

During the 80s I was lucky enough to live in Paris. I worked as a doorman at Les Bains-Douches, la Balajo, and Nouvelle Eve. The French treated me right and I consider my many friends les bonnes amis.

I was lucky enough to make love to several French women.

I am still friends with them. Viv

a La France, especially Francoise Hardy, la plus belle chanteuse des 60s.

A bas l'ancien regime.

Sunday, July 13, 2025

Les Miserables

Several years ago at a dinner on the Upper East Side an American art collector mentioned that he had called a hotel in France to rent a room and the desk clerk informed Devlin that the only available room was on the ground floor.

"Where is the entrance?"

"Next to the desk."

"So your guests will see my comings and goings and I will hear all of theirs."

"Ouais, is that a problem?"

"I like my privacy."

"Then shut the shades."

He complained about the treatment and his friends commiserated by excoriating the French with typical non-Gallic misunderstanding.

"Typical French attitude. They hate American tourists," commented one of Devlin's dinner guests, pouring himself a chilled Cote de Ventoux.

Another chuckled about the French love of Jerry Lewis without realizing that the French subtitlists have ameliorated the stale Hollywood dialogue, while Devlin's wife wished that she was in Paris.

"I love the city in the summer. There's no one there."

I agreed, but said nothing about les Amerlots nul, because they are ignorant of the fact that 90% of the French take 'le grand vacannes' after Bastille Day and remain away until the Grand Retour in mid-August.

This exodus includes the star bartenders, head waiters, first-line cooks, and well-trained desk clerks manning the bars, cafes, restaurants, and hotels. The only ones in Paris are being punished for their undistinguished behavior to the clientele throughout the year and bus boys are upgraded to waiters, chambermaids become desk clerks, and bottle washers are tested as chefs. Not a happy campers in the bunch.

Bien sur, Les Miserables love nothing more than miserablizing tourists with a muttered moue.

Moi en tout cas j'adore le France.

Vive les frites.

Saturday, July 13, 2024

Hangover Ratings


Bastille Day is a French drinking holiday.

The French word for hang-over is 'gueule de bois'.

In Thai it is 'hang'.

If I spoke to Caesar, I'd say that I was 'crapula' which is Latin for fucked up the day after, but no one put it better than Kingsley Amis, who once said, “I had a hang-over so bad, that I thought I was going antlers.”

Thursday night I went out drinking at the 169. I started with beer and finished with gin.

Ouch, so I know how Kingsley Amis felt and here’s a modern rating system for a hangover.

One Star Hangover (*)

No pain. No real feeling of illness. You’re able to function
relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak and fries.

Two Star Hangover (**)

No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.

Three Star Hangover (***)

Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag, because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You’ve had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke — yet you haven’t peed once.

Four Star Hangover (****)

Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can’t speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can’t hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face.

For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars. Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shits you take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom.

Five Star Hangover (*****)

You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva, so your tongue is suffocating you. You don’t have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare ‘floater’ thrown in. The sole purpose of this ‘floater’ seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now….

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Les Frogs

Most Americans have an unfavorable attitude toward the French. This antipathy is based on the abuse many US tourists have suffered from dismissive Paris waiters during their weeklong summer vacation. Few of my countrymen realize that these garcons are rude to their own countrymen as well as any estrangers. That is not to say that the French don't subscribe to a haughty self-esteem.

For example the Belgians joke, "How does Frenchman kill himself? By lifting a pistol six inches over his head and shooting his superiority complex."

It's even funnier when told in French to the French.

Are the French 'surrender monkeys' or 'froggies'?

Their army folded in WWII in the face of the German blitzkrieg, but the British raced like greyhounds needing to pee on Dunkirk sand in the face of the same mechanized assault.

As for 'froggies' some Parisian restaurants offer frogs legs, however I will defend the French, because they are loyal to those people they love, as I learned after working at Paris nightclubs in the 80s. My friends from that period are still my friends. All the French I met around the world are my friends too. They are funny, warm, and generous.

Nasty too, but not like the Germans.

So today on Bastille Day at the Clinton Hill Observatory I raise a glass of beer and toast the French, "Vive la France."

It's over 90 and read my bottle label.

Only Zvwiec Beer.

It's Polish.

Come Celebrate Bastille Day at Chez Oskar's 21th Anniversary

Come celebrate Bastille Day at Chez Oskar's 21th Anniversary Celebration and their 3nd year in Bed-Stuy.

Our July 14th Brunch begins at 12 noon

We'll fete 'Liberte Egalite Fraternite' throughout the day with fine food, great wine, song, and petanque.

From 7pm to 10 pm enjoy the enchanting music of Blue Dalhia - warm and joyous rhythm of reggae, ska and Latin American tempered by the sensual voice of jazz and French chanson.

Oskar's old mural was about seeing Montmartre through Josephine Baker's eyes. It's time to bring Josephine into the conversation... now that we are turning 20!

Josephine Baker is an incredible inspiration... so is champagne!

Come have a blast with us!

Address: 310 Malcolm X Blvd, Brooklyn, NY 11233 Hours: 11AM onward Reservations: opentable.com Phone: (718) 852-6250

Saturday, July 15, 2017

# 45 In Paris

Paris is eternal.

A city separated by the Seine.

Blessed by beauty.

Home to people of all races.

Welcoming every in the world to visitone of the greatest cities in the world.

Even H?itler.

Even Hitler.

Maybe not.

But definitely me in the 1980s.

Last week Donald Trump made his 2nd visit to Europe.

# 45 was snubbed by the Polish president's wife.

He angered Jews by not stopping at the Warsaw ghetto.

And the jubilant crowds loved getting paid for their cheers.

Next stop the G-20 meeting in Hamburg.

Riots rocked the city.

Angela Merkel rolled her eyes at him.

His daughter Ivanka played Secretary of State.

And no one wanted to sit with Mr. Lonely.

Next Paris.

To celebrate Bastille Day with his handshake nemesis, President Macron.

# 45 and his !st Lady Melania arrived at Charles De Gaulle Aeroport on July 13.

The Slovian teenager had modeled there in the 90s.

Trump was no stranger to Paris or models.

This trip was all business, but he could concentrate on his grip.

His son Donald Jr. has come under tight scrutiny for his onvolvement of cullusion with the Russian government during the 2016 presidential campaign.

Trump was happy to be with the Macrons.

He went out of his way to say to te 1e Madame, "You're in such good shape. She's in such good physical shape. Beautiful."

Le President de France made no such comment to Melania.

After all she was a paid assassin for the Russians.

Wise ecision or the younger man.

After a day of discussing Franco-American issues the couples dined at the jules Verne on the Eiffel Tower.

According to all sources # 45 never proposed a menage a quarte to the Macrons.

The next day was all pomp and splendor on the Camps-Elysees.

Some horse poop too.

The band played Daft Punk.

# 45 was not amused, since he had requested Peggy Lee's Is That All There Is?, his favorite.

And like that Mssr. Long Tie was gone.

On Air Force 1 he complained to Melania, as she slipped in into assassin chic

"Don't worry, 45. I hit them hard."

She was such a good girl.

Except when she was bad,

As for 45.

45 was always 45.

Bon Voyage a tout.

Friday, July 15, 2016

A Bad Bastille Day In NIce

Last night I was at the 169 with Larry and he said, "Someone attacked a Bastille Day celebration in Nice with a truck."

"Truck?" Waldo asked on the other side of Larry.

"Yes, a big lorry." Larry was originally from England.

Waldo whipped out his phone and connected to the internet.

CNN was reporting over 80 people dead.

No gunfire.

Just a big white truck.

A single driver.

"Every day," moaned Waldo. He was a young man and most of it has been spent under the threat of terrorism. "Every day an attack somewhere."

"I lived in Nice." I recognized the Hotel Negresco along le Promenade des Anglais. I had worked at a nightclub on the old port in 1985 and swam in the sea only three years ago. "I know it well. I love that city."

Sadness swarmed my heart to be replaced by thoughts of revenge.

France had been my home for a good part of the 80s.

Revenge against whom?

The perpetrator of this dastardly attack had been shot dead by the police. The lone wolf was Muslim, but his family said he wasn't religious.

I ordered a drink and toasted Nice.

The city deserved better.

And so does the world.

Even a world at eternal war.

Monday, July 14, 2014

LA LIBERTE GUIDANT LE PEUPLE

Shortly after the July revolution of 1830 Eugene Delacroix painted LA LIBERTE GUIDANT LE PEUPLE commemorating the overthrow of the Bourbon king Charles X. The new king Louis Philippe bought the painting, but never hung it in the Palais de Luxembourg, as its subject matter was too revolutionary even for the 'Citizen King'.

According to Wikipedia he wrote his brother a letter saying, "My bad mood is vanishing thanks to hard work. I’ve embarked on a modern subject—a barricade. And if I haven’t fought for my country at least I’ll paint for her."

The painting remained under wraps, until its purchase by the Louvre in 1874.

To this day the masterpiece remains a symbol of Liberte for France and the World.

Viva la Mariana.

Bastille Day 1789


2 July 1789

The Bastille - Paris

A prisoner cried from his window.

"Ils tuent les prisonniers."

The guards subdued the inmate and the incarcerated Marquis de Sade was transferred to the insane asylum at Charenton.

His words were a spark for change.

14 July 1789.

A wine wagon overturned on the Rue de La Roquette.

The wine flooded the gutter. The people drank their full. The Bastille loomed in the near distance. The prison symbolized the power of the ancien regime. Fortified by alcohol the mob stormed the Bastille.

Nearly 100 attackers were slain in the assault before the deluge of the mob flooded through the gates to massacre nine soldiers and free seven prisoners; four counterfeiters, two madmen and a perverse nobleman, the Comte de Solages, on charges of incest.

The Comte, 32 years a prisoner, returned to his homeland a stranger. He died in poverty and sleeps in anonymity, while the Marquis de Sade lives in our memory.

A bas la Bastille.

A bas l'ancien regime.

Sunday, July 14, 2013

Bastille Day 1789


2 July 1789

The Bastille - Paris

A prisoner cried from his window.

"Ils tuent les prisonniers."

The guards subdued the inmate and the incarcerated Marquis de Sade was transferred to the insane asylum at Charenton. His words were a spark.

14 July 1789.

A wine wagon overturned on the Rue de La Roquette.

The wine flooded the gutter. The people drank their full. The Bastille loomed in the near distance. The prison symbolized the power of the ancien regime. Fortified by alcohol the mob stormed the Bastille.

Nearly 100 attackers were slain in the assault before the deluge flooded through the gates to massacre nine soldiers and free seven prisoners; four counterfeiters, two madmen and a perverse nobleman, the Comte de Solages, on charges of incest.

The Comte, 32 years a prisoner, returned to his homeland a stranger. He died in poverty and sleeps in anonymity, while the Marquis de Sade lives in our memory.

A bas la Bastille.

A bas l'ancien regime.

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Bastille Day 1789


2 July 1789

The Bastille - Paris

A prisoner cried from his window.

"Ils tuent les prisonniers."

The guards subdued the inmate. The Marquis de Sade was transferred to the insane asylum at Charenton. His words were a spark.

14 July 1789.

A wine wagon overturned on the Rue de La Roquette.

The wine flooded the gutter. The people drank their full. The Bastille loomed in the near distance. The prison symbolized the power of the ancien regime. Fortified by alcohol the mob stormed the Bastille. Nearly 100 attackers were slain in the assault versus one defender before the deluge flooded through the gates to massacre nine soldiers and free seven prisoners; four counterfeiters, two madmen and a perverse nobleman, the Comte de Solages, on charges of incest.

The Comte, 32 years a prisoner, returned to his homeland a stranger. He died in poverty and sleeps in anonymity, while the Marquis de Sade lives in our memory.

A bas la Bastille.

A bas les GOPs

Les Frogs


Most Americans have an unfavorable attitude toward the French. This antipathy is based on the abuse most US tourists have suffered from dismissive Paris waiters during their weeklong summer vacation. Few of my countrymen realize that these garcons are rude to their own countrymen as well as any estrangers. That is not to say that the French don't subscribe to a haughty self-esteem.

As the Belgium joked, "How does Frenchman kill himself? By lifting a pistol six inches over his head and shooting his superiority complex."

It's even funnier when told in French to the French.

Are the French 'surrender monkeys' or 'froggies'?

Their army did fold in WWII in the face of the German blitzkrieg, but then the British retreated in the face of the same mechanized assault. As for 'froggies' some Parisian restaurants offer frogs legs, however I will defend the French, because they are loyal to those people they love, as I learned after working at Paris nightclubs in the 80s. My friends from that period are still my friends. All the French I met around the world are my friends too. They are funny, warm, and generous. Nasty too, but not like the Germans. So today on Bastille I raised a glass of beer and toasted the French, "Vive la France." There is no wine in Mae Sot on the Thai-Burma border.