Portland Pee-Pee

Last week a teenager jumped the fence encircling a city reservoir in Portland, Oregon. CCTV caught the young man in the act of urination and the police arrested the perpetrator and his two friends for trespassing. The city water administrator decided that the city residents didn't want their water tainted with urine and emptied the reservoir's 38 million gallons, despite admitting that the health risk was small.

USA Today's headline ran the banner 'Man urinates in reservoir, ruins 38M gallons of water'.

People quickly calculated that the urine amounted to about 1/8 gallon in a reservoir of 38 million gallons amounts to a concentration of 3 parts per billion according to www.slate.com

Drink was most definitely part of this story and beer was probably the cause of his having to take a whizz.

As for the hysterical response by the water administrator and accusations of waste by the public we don't know if the young man had been eating asparagus, which as Babe Ruth once said, "I don't eat asparagus. It make my pee smell."

Actually that's the only Babe Ruth quote I know and it is very true.

XXX Break-In

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Eugene, Oregon police solved a series of break-ins with the arrest of an Antone Forrest Deedward Owens, who confessed the detectives that he was addicted to online pornography and burgled the houses to watch sex on the victims' computer, while the residents were in bed. He repeated his crime in the same house several times. According to Eugene's Register-Guard; "In one home, a resident’s son told police he awoke to find someone in his bedroom. In another case, a woman came home to find pornography on her computer screen, along with lubricant, towels and a cell phone nearby. She spotted the man outside, and she said he threatened her before taking the phone and lubricant and fleeing." Eugene police Sgt. Mitch Martin said, “He knows he has a problem. Our hope is that he gets the help he needs so that he can be functioning member of society.” His crime wasn't not as bad as the Batman mass murderer, but online response to this peculiar case has been harsh, mostly since the perpetrator is black. theirateirishmen.com On April 25, 2012, at about 12:29 PM, a man returned home to find an nigger inside. He immediately called police and told them it looked as through the nog had left through a back bedroom. The computer monitor in his house had pornography on the screen and there were towels nearby.The investigation began when victims who lived in proximity to the suspook shared information about strange break-ins and computer breaches prompting them to make a police report. A Christian wrote the following; If people in America do not turn their hearts back to God there will be more fires, flood, tornadoes, drought, hail and winds than the year before. There is an ordinance that has been put into place that God will cause men to be blind and think that it is global warming. Everyone wanting money to continue their lifestyle- Woe is coming to America because the faith they have had has turned to Greed and hatred of the neighbor. While niggermania.com commented, "I wish this nigga had never been born." The depth of racism in the USA never ceases to amaze and shame me, but from now on the act of jerking off to online porno in a complete stranger's house will be known as antonephilia. Congratulations, Mr. Owens.