Wednesday, February 5, 2020

Flat Earthers Beware

The world is not flat, but scholars of pseudo-cosmography cling to the belief in a 2D Earth like Seven-Day Adventists' hope for the 2nd Coming of their Messiah.

As early as 150BC Greeks divined the world was round through mathematics.

Western historians claim that ancient societies espoused flat-worldism, however the center of the cult was Kabbalishers in Europe, where the skies were too dark to witness the rotation of the planet.

Tibet and Egypt revered astrologers, however truth-seekers were burned at the stake in Europe.

Galileo Galilei suffered a life sentence of house arrest under the pedo-Vatican. Math was scorned. Telescopes were considered sacrilege. Knowledge was taboo. In death his desiccated middle finger promotes his regard on the Holy Roman Church's understanding on the universe.

Everyone gets an A in Calculus.

As long as they love God.

Personally I would rather hang with tramp Barbies than extoll the existence of a flat earth.

I have flown in Space over the northern pole

I have seen the the curvature of the earth.

I've circumnavigated the planet ten times.

The world is not flat, but it seems that way when you hit the surface.

Unless it's in the snow.

Snow is soft to a fallen man.

Even in a round world society.

THE VALUE OF IGNORANCE - BET ON CRAZY by Peter Nolan Smith

The 2013 Christmas season had been a disaster on 47th Street.

Back in the 1990s I usually sold close to a quarter of a million in jewelry and my commissions provided a healthy six-month cushion for the winter, however in 2013 my sales from Thanksgiving to the Winter Equinox totaled less than $25000. After Xmas Richie Boy didn't need my services and my commish would carry my expenses only into the second week of January. He needed money and a lot of it, for his firm along with most ground-floor stores in the Diamond District were adrift in dangerous waters.

After New Year's Manny, my octogenarian boss, complained that the lack of sales was due to how we set up the window.

"You have to spread out the rings. Show people what we have." Manny roamed the street looking at other firm's windows. Any shop with customers inside it had to be doing something right. Our exchange was a morgue. We had very few diamond rings in the case.

No one-carat stones for the common man.

Everything was a big ticket item and the rich weren't shopping on 47th Street.

n y before New Year's I came into the city from Brooklyn to drop off pearls. I met Sammie at Richie Boy's counter. I gave him his goods and he returned my memo.

"I've never seen a Christmas like this." Sammie had been in the business over thirty years.

"The jewelry business is dead." I had been working on the street since 1990.

"Why do you say that?" asked a Hassidic Rebbi. Sol was renown for his wisdom. Many of his followers were diamond merchants. He must have heard their moans.

"Prices went up. Customers don't want to come into the city. They see the ads for Zales and Jared and hit the malls, but mostly people shop online. For everything. No one even knows 47th Street exists." I had excuses galore for the collapse of our industry.

"That's rubbish," grumbled Manny from his desk. He regarded idle talk as a waste of time. "Hard work is what makes a business flourish."

"How do you hard work yourself out of this hole?" Sammie was seriously seeking an answer.

"It won't be easy. The street has to advertise itself. Our old customers are dying off. We need new blood, but most people under forty never buy jewelry, because they can't commit to a relationship. All they have are their smart phones and smart phones don't need diamonds."

"You don't know nothing," smirked Manny. He had been in the business for over sixty years.

"Have you ever seen it this bad?" Sol demanded in a quiet tone. The rebbi didn't want anyone to know what he thought of the economic climate.

"I got robbed for a half-million dollars. That was a bad time during a time of good money. All we have to do is make one good sale and everything will be fine." Manny waved his hands in the air like he was trying to conjure a rich customer from thin air. The exchange remained empty. "But when that is, I don't know."

"What do you know?" The Rebbi stepped closer to the counter.

"I know nothing," Manny admitted in an unexpected display of honesty.

"Then you are the smartest man on the street, for anyone with all the answers hasn't heard all the questions." The Rebbi blessed Manny and walked into the cold winter air.

Sammie and I looked at each other.

"So ignorance is a blessing?" Sammie buttoned his jacket. He had to go to see a pearl merchant in Chinatown.

"Socrates said, to know, is to know that you know nothing. That is the meaning of true knowledge."

"Sounds like Greek bullshit to me." Manny waved for us to leave. "I have work to do, not bullshit to hear, you beatnik bums.

"Happy New Year, Manny." I wished the old man. Manny and I went back in the years. Many of them had been good and I hoped for more to come, if we were lucky. He slipped an envelope filled with $100 bills across the counter.

"I wish it was more."

"I wish I had sold more." For his sake as well as mine.

"Maybe 2014 will be different, but what do I know?"

"Nothing. Just like me." Ignorance was always easier to achieve than enlightenment.

"Exactly. Come back later and we'll have a drink. Maybe two." My boss dug into his pile of papers. The answer to his problems wasn't in his bills, but it was better to look where it wasn't than where it was with only one day left in 2013.

Nothing really bad could happen in that time, especially when ignorance is blessed by a rebbi.

Where Is The USA?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0TK_vk-XDM America is separated from the rest of the world by two oceans and most of my countrymen are completely ignorant of the world beyond our borders. A GPS system can't help these people find New York or the USA on a map and this inability to identify different nations around the globe was highlighted when a 2007 US Teen beauty pageant interviewer asked Miss South Carolina, "Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?" "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do find the USA on a map because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future." Caitlin Upton was ridiculed for this reply, however in 2020 even fewer Americans could find Iran or Iraq on a map or Taunton, MA. "I know it's here somewhere." Some people like being dumber than mud. Who needs a map when you have a Bible?

Monday, February 3, 2020

02-02-2020

The last numeric palindromic date on the Gregorian Calendar was 11-11-1111 AD or XI-XI-MXXI Anno Dominum, although time in 1111 AD for most of the Christian world was ruled by the old Julian Calendar, but Pope Gregory changed the calendar to stop Easter from wandering all of the months. Yesterday 02-02-2020 was the first time in 919 years that the date could be correctly read from right to left as well as left to right.

I checked to see what happening on ye olde 11-11-1111.

Nothing of note in the western world.

Then again it was a Saturday.

Another work day for the masses.

Yesterday was Super Bowl Sunday.

Kansas City won over San Francisco.

Otherwise nothing of note happened in the modern world.

Saturday, February 1, 2020

Dumber Than A Bucket Of Mud - Brits

Here are some stunning examples of how uneducated people are from THE GREAT BRITISH QUIZ CONTESTANTS.

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2) Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'? Contestant: Homosexuals.. Jeremy Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you

BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2) Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is? Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point. Jamie Theakston: There's a clue in the title. Contestant: Leicester.

BBC NORFOLK Stewart: Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World? Contestant: I don't know. Stewart I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow? Contestant: Arm Stewart: Correct. And if you're not weak, you're...? Contestant: Strong. Stewart Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name? Contestant: Louis Stewart Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World? Contestant: Frank Sinatra?

LATE SHOW (BBC MIDLANDS) Alex Trelinski: What is the capital of Italy ? Contestant: France. Trelinski: France is another country. Try again. Contestant: Oh, um, Benidorm. Trelinski: Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon? Contestant: Sorry, I don't know. Trelinski: Just guess a country then. Contestant: Paris.

THE WEAKEST LINK (BBC2) Anne Robinson: Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what: - Prison, or the Conservative Party? Contestant The Conservative Party.

BEACON RADIO ( WOLVERHAMPTON ) DJ Mark: For 10, what is the nationality of the Pope? Ruth from Rowley Regis: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE Bamber Gascoyne: What was Gandhi's first name? Contestant: Goosey?

GWR FM ( Bristol ) Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963? Contestant: I don't know, I wasn't watching it then.

PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC RADIO?MANCHESTER) Phil: What's 11 squared? Contestant: I don't know. Phil: I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle. Contestant: Is it five?

ROCK FM ( PRESTON ) Presenter: Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci. Contestant: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

JAMES O'BRIEN SHOW (LBC) James O'Brien: How many kings of England have been called Henry? Contestant: Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth .. ER. ER ... Three?

THE VAULT

Melanie Sykes: What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at any time? Contestant: Nostalgia."

LUNCHTIME SHOW (BRMB) Presenter: What religion was Guy Fawkes? Contestant: Jewish. Presenter: That's close enough.

STEVE WRIGHT IN THE AFTERNOON (BBC RADIO 2)

Wright: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loin cloth did he play? Contestant: Jesus.

Christians can find Jesus everywhere and Jesus is always the right answer to any question.

Cheers, Britain. The USA is right with you.

The Dusk of Britain

The English completely dominated the British Islands and Ireland by 1745 with the defeat of Scotland at the Battle Of Culloden. The Crown sent out merchants and armies across the globe to traffick in slaves, opium, and raw materials, thereby creating a commercial network touching ever continent on Earth on which the sun never set.

All that changed after World War II.

Goodbye colonies in India, Africa, America, Asia.

Yesterday Britain shrunk smaller with its exit from the European Union and two EEU workers crumpled up the Union Jack without any ceremony.

Next to go; Northern Ireland, Scotland, Wales, and Gibraltar.

All so they can drink warm beer.

Walking Around Marangu, Tanzania - 2019 Kili Initiative Team # 23

As usual the 2019 Kili Initiative Team woke early at the Marangu Hotel. It was a glorious day. A halo of snow crowned Mount Kilimanjaro.