Pamela Anderson screwed the bejesus out of Tommy Lee Jones.

The ex-BAYWATCH actress is no Marilyn Monroe, however I appreciate her honesty, when she commented on Sara Palin by saying the following.

“I can’t stand her. She can suck it!”

Personally I'd rather call Pamela Anderson at 3am that the GOP VP MILF, although Sara Palin adequately fielded softballs from Charles Gibson, her ABC host last evening, saying that she didn't blink when asked to run as McCain's VP. But she did scrunch up her face like a squirrel.

"Pamela, pick up."

Black is Beautiful

"Black is beautiful." is a phrase coined by John Sweat Rock in 1858. Steve Biko helped resurrect the words during his struggle against apartheid in South Africa and American blacks adopted the slogan for their liberation movement in the 60s and 70s, however judging from the lack of black models during New York's Fashion week any dedicated follower of fashion would have to recognize that the world's leading fashion houses are far from color blind when the choice comes to white or black.

I take the C train from Lafayette Street in Brooklyn. I see beautiful sisters every day. Some of them skinny as the runway models. Their faces holding the beauty of Egyptian statues. If I weren't so old, I'd hit on them. Designers blame agents and agents blame fashion editors for this Jim Crow throwback.

"We're just following orders."

Fashion Nazis.

Hurricane Ike Turner

Hurricane Ike Turner refused to visit his wrath on Tina Turner's hometown of Nutbrush Tennessee only to aim directly at the coastline of East Texas, despite the Lone Star State never having done a thing to the rock legend.

He was one mean man.

Watch out you longhorns.

9-11 plus 7

Seven years have passed since 9-11-2001. America has gone to war. New York has become more expensive. I have two children and two wives in Thailand. Life has moved on since that terrible day, however the images from TV and my visually witnessing the 2nd attack remain as a reminder that mankind is mad and yet I still hope for the future.

Peace of Mars in our time.

Optical Illusion

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Reading @ Happy Ending

Friends, fiends, and comrades.

Mr. Beller's neighborhood's online literary publication has been kind enough to invite me to read along with several of their talented writers at the Happy Ending Lounge on 9/11 @ 8:00 pm

This will be my first NYC reading since I went into exile in Thailand five years ago.

Happy Ending is east of Bowery.

302 Broome Street
New York, NY 10002
(212) 334-9676

Hope to see you there.

Pattaya Bar Guide 2008

I no longer grace the wobbly bar stools of Pattaya. New York is home until the New Year. In my absence the best bar review is from Pattaya Ghost.

Secondly I don't really go to bars.

I like drinking with the girls after work.

And doing something else other than boozing with losers.

But I can't say what that is.

Pattaya Ghost bar review

http://www.pattayaghost.com/2008/09/01/flashback-pattaya-nightlife-in-review-august-2008/