Saturday, December 20, 2008

The Meeting of Five


President 43 aka GW Bush has extended an invitation to past presidents 39, 41, 42 and the future president 44 to attend a summit in Washington. The announced purpose of this meeting is lend President-Elect Obama their insight into the life within the White House, however some people fear that GW Bush and Dick Cheney are actually conspiring to usurp a 3rd term by kidnapping the other four presidents. I personally think this scenario is far-fetched, but if I were the other four presidents; Carter, Bush, Clinton, and Obama, I would come prepared to bestow #43 with a full-blown ass-whipping for how badly he has pooched his 8 years as Commander in Chief.

More like CFU or Chief Fuck Up.

Classic GWism - "I'm looking forward to the true history of this financial crisis being written. Just some thoughts on this. The markets sometimes create excesses. We're living through the consequences of the excess. I quipped in Texas that Wall Street got drunk, and we got a hangover."

You idiot.

Please let Clinton and Obama restrain GW's arms, while his father administers the strapping.

Of course this event would be pay-for-view to help out the economy.

I'd certainly pay $5 for this treat.

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