Wednesday, April 15, 2009

ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO - 2008


My roommate Vladmar is a huge Steelers fan. He comes from Pittsburgh, but has never seen ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO, a film set in his hometown about two roommates making a porno film to pay off their debts. They are male and female unlike Vladmar and me. I would never make a porno film with him, although I once performed in a foot fetish film with my cousin Sherri. The director swore my face would never appear on film. I wasn't so worried about people recognizing me as their seeing how my body had sagged out of shape. I was probably 43. The director was lying, for I saw him pointing the camera at my face. I grimaced and he smiled at my effort.

My only foray into XXX films and so it was for the two lead characters in ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO. Sex is not only lust but love if only for the 2.8 seconds of a male orgasm and the 4.3 seconds of a female orgasm. This movie was pleasantly funny without being offensive. The MPAA didn't think so and gave ZACK AND MIMI MAKE A PORNO an NC-17.

RESIDENT EVIL was PG-13.

Sex is sin and violence is acceptable entertainment for the weekend popcorn crunchers.

Hypocrites, but NC-17 is better than R.

The State of Utah banned the film within the boundaries of the Mormon Kingdom.

I saw it online.

Sorry, I'm an outlaw that way, but I give ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO 4 stars.

A must-see except for the churchgoers.

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