Sunday, August 9, 2009
Birthday Suit Swimming
Man and woman are emerged naked from their mothers. Nudity is our natural state. Adam and Eve roamed through the Garden of Eden without any Gucci grape leaves covering their genitalia. despite this biblical precedent New York retains several laws on the penal code banning public nakedness. Most were written to prevent the spread of pornography, however law § 245.01 against exposure of a person's private parts. Friday night I protested this odious restriction by skinny-dipping at the dumpsters pool along the Gowanus Canal.
It was late. The full moon was hidden by clouds. Our host Jocko Weyland green-lighted my nakedness and I climbed onto the deck with my female accomplice. She was wearing a bathing suit and expressed no need to bare her flesh to the four elements on a summer night. The glimmer of silver moonlight bathed the transformed parking lot and I stripped off my jeans and shirt. I was commando on the underwear front.
The swimmers in the pools laughed as I approached the water. 57 year-old naked men are funny, especially since my hands were cupped over my genitalia to avoid any embarrassment about the size of my penis. I leaped in the water. It was cold. Not as cold as the air and i could feel my cock shrivel to a cashew. The other bathers veered away from me, until my accomplice joined me. She was young. 22. Cute. Beautiful girls have a tendency to lessen the disdain for naked old men.
I was no longer a pervert.
Only cold and I climbed from the dumpster filled with water to get dressed in my clothing. No one really saw my member and I was glad. I;m definitely bigger than Michelangelo's DAVID.
At least after I'm shaken off the cold.
I only believe in indecency exposure in the bedroom.
Both alone and with my wife.
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