Bordelle, the high-end lingerie line, came out with Christmas delights. One 18K-plated girdle dress will cost over $7000 in London's Selfridges department store.
There are less expensive options for a rich man to offer his mistress.
Fashion stylist Sasha Lilic asked, "Would you spend $7000 on lingerie?"
My answer was simple.
"I'd spent it to take off lingerie."
But I only have $200 in the bank, so for now I have to be happy with looking at $7000 on the flesh.
I have a good enough imagination to furnish the pleasure of giving and taking.
Plus I've been nice than naughty this year, although more out of laziness than choice.