Thursday, February 4, 2010

Tiger Woods' New House


Tiger Woods was the darling of the golf circuit. His victories was only rivaled by his earnings. The golfer was approaching billionairedom, until his wife tried to kill him with a golf club.

The mixed-race idol of millions of white men and their little boys was a sex addict.

And he slept with anything.

Not movie starlets or porno queens.

Tiger's now hiding in a clinic to resolve his sexual addiction, but in the meanwhile his once-loving wife has erected a guest house for her philandering husband. It's called the doghouse.

Oh, how the might have fallen.

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