Saturday, February 27, 2010

Hawaii Hellbound


The 8.8 earthquake in Chile was one of the strongest ever recorded in history. Hawaii authorities were quick to issue tsunami warnings and thousands of residents fled low-lying grounds for safety. The Reverend Jerry Falwell waited for the landfall of the tsunami before declaring that the devastation on the Pacific was caused by their satanic adherence to the grass skirt, Hawaiian slide guitar, and spam.

God's wrath is still out there.

My friends and family in Hawaii avoided his doom.

Can't catch me either.

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