Monday, March 7, 2011

AMAZING STOPOVER


Thailand's Prime Minister Abhisit Vejjajiva has stressed to the the Tourism Authority of Thailand or TAT that the private investors should shift their investment from budget travelers from Europe and the USA to the 1st-class tourists from the upper-class of the wealthy class. Previous PMs have spoken the same words for the last 20 years convinced that 3 billionaires will spend more money on a weekend G4 Gulfstream caviar and champagne holiday than the record 15.8 million international arrival from the proelitariat class in 2010.

"We want sheiks from the Middle East, Mafia chetniks from the Balkans, druglords from Cali, dotheads from India and the super-dollar-rich from Shanghai."

This was the PM's underling message.

"Fuck the backpackers and fat farangs on Koh Samui and Pattaya."

This message was heard loud and clear, as the government announced yet-another campaign to lure the mega-rich to Bangkok.

AMAZING STOPOVER.

The PM Mark Abhisit Vejjajiva extended warm welcome to fellow members of the ruling class. He was born in England, educated at Eton, and graduated with honors from Oxford. Nothing the rich like better than hanging out with other rich people than putting it to the poor to appreciate the depth of their feeling of superiority.

AMAZING STOPOVER.

Stupid rich boy.

Just another pretty face for the ruling classes.

Who care nothing for their people.

Just like the rich of America.

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