According to the Guardian The Madman on the Potomac has vowed to reverse Joe Biden’s plan to phase out plastic straws across the US government, complaining that paper alternatives don’t work and that a move is needed to go “BACK TO PLASTIC! Enjoy your next drink without a straw that disgustingly dissolves in your mouth!!!”
A well-known Diet Coke addict their President had a new red button installed in the Oval Office to inform his staffers than the Commandeer-In-Chief needs his can of Diet Coke. No plastic bottles. Woe to the lowly apprentice who fails to please the Orange Messiah.
Personally I don't drink Diet Coke or any sodas, except for Seagrams Ginger Ale from a can and also without a straw. My only advice to Trump. Stop tonguing the straws.
ps New Anti-Trump strategy - mail used straws to the White House - 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500
Return address any known MAGA citizens
It's the small things that add up.
read the article here.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/08/trump-plastic-straws
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