Proof Of Global Warming

The recent heat wave in the USA has not stopped the global warming denialists' campaign of refuting science.

I suspect many had failed the subject in high school.

I responded to their fervent rejection of reason with the following logic.

"Global warming is caused by Man's not reading the bible. More sinners go to hell and so many of them are obese that their fat bodies burn hotter than normal people. More sinners = a hotter hell = a hotter earth core = global warming. Less sinners = colder temperature in hell = ice on the Great lakes. Try denying that math."

I don't need my fingers to add 1 + 1 = 2.

Denialists don't need fingers either, because they believe in divine math.

1 + 1 = Adam and Eve.

Led to hell by their leader.

Fatso Trump.

He cheats at golf.

Au Revoir Paris

The Mendenhall Glacier outside of Juneau was called the Sitaantaago by the local Tglinit tribes. The fifteen mile-long ice mass is located 12 miles from my house here. The bus can get me there in thirty minutes, although a tramp of 3-4 hours is required to reach the western glacier.

A week ago I hiked to Nugget Falls and napped on the gravel sand spit for an hour.

Back in the last century the glacier covered my resting place.

The cause of its retreat has been attributed to global warming.

Not everyone agrees with that thought.

This week Donald Trump announced his decision to pull out of the Paris Climate Accords.

His fat minions in their SUVs rejoiced by eating more fast food.

Some had to get the Mickie Ds faster.

Trumpites were in a frenzy.

They hate everything French other than French Fries.

They hate the EPA

And hippies.

But they love their Trump.

He's one of them and they want to be him.

A rich white man.

Unfortunately the CIA knows he's Pakistani.

Which is why he loves the Saudis.

# 45 is one of them.

ps The Saudis have not withdrawn from the Accords.

Only Syria, Nicaragua, and the USA.

pps I will always love Paris.

Hotter Than Before Almost

The Friends of Science actively refute the majority of scientists churning out warnings about the threat of Global Warming. The Hoaxist website disputes the claims of the radical rise in temperatures, the danger of man's carbon footprint on the planet, global warming's adverse effect on weather patterns as well as the shrinkage of glaciers and polar ice packs by stating that Earth's atmosphere is in a constant state of flux with Oklahoma Senator James Inhofe leading the charge as a member of the Senate's Standing Committee on Environment.

Three summers ago when a relentless heat wave scorched the South and Central states with a merciless stretch on triple-digit temperatures, Senator Inhofe argued on the floor of the Senate that global warming was a hoax.

Several of his opponents booed his assessment as denialism.

According to the New Times a third of the nation’s population had experienced 10 or more days of summer temperatures exceeding 100 degrees Fahrenheit.

Among the cities that set temperature records in 2012 were Nashville; Athens, Ga.; and Cairo, Ill., all of which hit 109 degrees on June 29; Greenville, S.C., which hit 107 degrees on July 1; and Lamar, Colo., which hit 112 degrees on June 27.

The City's Observer Newspaper argued that New York surpassed the previous record of 106F from 1934 with thermometers topping 107 on July 7, 2012.

I was in Thailand on that day, so I cannot verify that information, but I am a believer in Global Warming, however my opinion differs from the majority consensus on the causes of climate change as does Jamie Parker.

My good friend avowed that the planetary increase in temperature was a result from our Solar System passing through a warmer region of space, while I theorized that sweating fat people added to the problem.

Both of conjectures were trumped by my counterpart in religion, the ex-model from Paris, has sent a damning email claiming the prime reason for global warming is that many people have lost their faith in God and after dying they are sent to Hell.

"More sinners to burn, the warmer the planet, plus people are fatter than before so they burn in Hell hotter."

Jamie and I agreed that this made sense, if you believed in an after-life.

So repent sinners and save the world.

There will be no smoothies in Hell.