Showing posts with label mormons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mormons. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 18, 2023

Tough As Porter Rockwell

My father claimed that Joseph Smith, the founder of the Mormons, had been a distant relative on his father's side of the family. My aunt has backed up this assertion, saying that our line had remained in Maine, while the prophet's clan had drifted from the mountains in Vermont to the religiously burned-over lands of Western New York. After announcing his discovery of the golden tablets of the Moroni, Joseph Smith had formed the Latter Day Saints. Their belief in polygamy had angered more conservative religionists and the Mormons had been driven by angry mobs, but they hadn't gone without a fight and the most infamous of their protector had been Orrin Porter Rockwell.

The young convert had served as bodyguard to the Prophet, who had said to Porter at a Christmas party. "I prophesy, in the name of the Lord, that you — Orrin Porter Rockwell — so long as ye shall remain loyal and true to thy faith, need fear no enemy. Cut not thy hair and no bullet or blade can harm thee."

According to Wikipedia the Mormon Samson had earned a bloodthirsty reputation with an attempted assassination of Lilburn Boggs, the former governor of Missouri, who had signed Executive Order 44 on October 27, 1838 known as the "Extermination Order" evicting Mormons from Missouri by violent and deadly means. Old Port had defended his murdering ways by saying, "I never shot at anybody, if I shoot they get shot!... He's still alive, ain't he?" His former home was the site of the Utah State Prison. He was no Taggard Romney.

Monday, April 14, 2014

The Mormon Right Of Way

The Paiutes traditional hunting grounds in Southern Nevada were usurped by Mormom colonists in the 1870s. The well-watered land along the Colorado was especially appealing to the polygamous sects and Edward Bunker, who is no relation to Archie Bunker, founded Bunkerville in 1877 to establish a commune based on shared labor. It lasted four years and the remote town settled into a ranching community with a present population of over one thousand inhabitants. I have driven past Bunkerville several times coming from Las Vegas or returning from Utah. It is far enough off Interstate 15 to not notice the small town in the desolate Virgin Valley.

Water comprises on 1% of the Clark County's territory and few travelers bother to detour off the highway to drive along 170, since like all polygamous Mormon enclaves Bunkerville has no restaurants or gas stations or any appeal to passing motorists, since the clannish polygamists prefer that 'non-members; to keep on trucking to Las Vegas or Zion Canyon. They like their towns tight, however this weekend Bunkerville hit the national headlines.

The Bureau of Land Management had been confiscating a rancher's cattle free-grazing on federal lands. Cliven Bundy refused to recognize the government's ownership and claimed his family were the rightful owners with deeds dating back to their seizure from the Paiutes in the 1870s. Courts had levied the 67 year-old rancher with over $1 million in fines for trespassing without Bundy ever paying a dime for grazing rights on the expansive desertlands.

Bundy's plight gained sympathy from like-thinkers and soon hundreds of armed protestors confronted federal officials near the Bundy's compound.

The White House decided to defuse the situation and the confiscated cattle was restored to the Bundys in order to avoid a repeat of federal violence at Ruby Ridge, Idaho or Waco, Texas. CNN was busy covering the missing Malaysian flight, leaving Fox News to tell its side of the story.

"Our mission here is to protect the protestors and the American citizens from the violence that the federal government is dishing out,” Jim Landy, a member of the West Mountain Rangers, who made the journey from Montana to Nevada, told Fox News Channel. “People here are scared."

And the Feds can be scary, but the long dispute with the Bundy family is another example of White America protecting the rights of agricultural moochers. These lands were allocated for 150 head. The Bundys let hundreds more onto the reserve. They grazed the grass to the dirt. He lost a court case in 2012, but decided the law didn't apply to him or any free-rangers.

Bundy argued that the rules were changed in 1993 to protect the desert tortoise.

Free-rangers hated anything other than stupid bovine herds, since that's the only living animal to which they can relate, until they kill it for a Mickie D hamburger.

Rightwingers claimed a victory for the West and I am glad that the tense situation ended without bloodshed, although one of Bundy's grandsons had been tasered by a federal officer, but it's all part of the welfare state of the right.

Gun, cows, and SUVs.

Fuck them all.

I prefer GTOs, blondes, and sushi.

This afternoon a friend asked how I knew that Bunkerville was Mormon.

"My great-greast-great-great-granduncle once removed was Joseph Smith. I know a polygamists when I see one."

And that's the truth.

To read about the Bundy Standoff on Wikipedia, please go to the following URL

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bundy_standoff

A view of Bunkerville.

A nice place to be.

No Dairy Queens or Taco stands.

A road and big houses off the road.

Big houses mean one thing.

Big families.

'Choose the right'.

It's the Mormon way to be.

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Gay Wedding Bells

The third rail of gay union or marriage has presented American politicians a dangerous platform for the 2012 election. Mainstream media have supported or criticized President Obama's backing of Joe Biden's statement that the VP was alright with gay marriage. Yahoo.com reported that Newsweek will feature Obama's conversion to gay union with a cover story entitled THE FIRST GAY PRESIDENT. The LA Times published Senator Rand Paul's accusation, “Call me cynical, but I wasn’t sure his views on marriage could get any gayer.” The hardcore libertarian further quipped to an Iowa gathering, "He said the biblical golden rule caused him to be for gay marriage. And I'm like what version of the Bible is he reading?...I don't know what version he's getting it from. Now that doesn't mean we need to be harsh and mean and hate people...But that doesn't mean that we have to go ahead and give up our traditions. We've got 6,000 years of tradition." The GOP candidate for the White House declared to a commencement gathering at Liberty University, a Christian college in Lynchburg, Virginia, "Marriage is a relationship between one man and one woman." without mentioning the polygamous history of his Mormon faith. The crowd gave him a standing O for his stance of suppressing the rights of gay Americans. While I fully support the right of gays to get married, my logic questions their desire to enter into the holy sacrament of matrimony, since over the failure rate of first marriages in the USA is over 50% and this percentage increases with the absence of children. If over half fail, then over 49% succeed, so what the fuck, go for it and let the Wedding Bells ring aloud.