Kitten Bar / West Palm Beach

I spotted this bar across the intercoastal waterway. The Kitten Club. Happy hours 2 for 1 until 7. I decided to check it out. the time was 6:30. Inside it was close to midnight. The girls were pigpen specials. They all outweighed me. And not by a few kilos.

"You want a lap dance?"

"No, I'm gay."

There is another go-go bar.

My friend says it has good food.

I'm in purgatory at the fat pussy bar.

Kit Kat Club - West Palm Beach

West Palm Beach. An overweight stripped at the Kit-Kat Club asked if I wanted a lap dancer. I apologized to the 300 pound naked brunette from the swamps that my chiropracter had advised me to avoid any strenuous activities. I bought her a beer. She was sweet as 200 pies and by far the prettiest female amongst the dancing corps. Big Girl would have had a lot of fun on the other side of Lake Worth.

Beers are only $3 during happy hours.

Cheapest in West Palm Beach.