White Trash Humor

1. Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away. 2. Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3. My love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in. 4. Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5. Is there a mirror in your pants? Cuz I can see myself in 'em. 6. You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 7. I know I'm not no Fred Flinstone, but I bet I can make yer bed rock. 8. Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 9. If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep 'til afternoon.

AND ... the best for last! 10. Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

Send by Tottenham Spurs fan.

NIK Rieter. A Yid fan to the end.

Amazingly no liberals ever get upset about anyone dogging white trash or hillbillies. No one on the right either. White trash are fair game. No one ever defends them. No one ever will.

White Trash Test

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.

Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!"

Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.

Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it.

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.