Thursday, August 6, 2020

THE EYE OF THE STORM by Peter Nolan Smith

In early September of 1960 Hurricane Donna struck New England as a category 2/3 storm. The radio station WBZ announced numerous school closing led by Beaver County Day School and closely followed by my primary school on the South Shore, Our Lady of the Foothills. My older brother and I were happy to stay home. We were new kids in town.

That morning a raging gale whipped through the woods of the Blue Hills. Telephone wires moaned with each gust and the windows ofour split-level ranch house windows vibrated in their sashes. The electricity died at noon and my father lit a kerosene lamp, which he placed on the kitchen table.

Our family of seven huddled around the flame like Neanderthals sheltering in a cave.

Several hours later the howling hurricane abated to a whisper.

“Where are you going?” my mother demanded with hands on her hips, her voice ringing with the authority of a woman, who had carried five babies in her womb.

“Outside to show them the eye.” My father loved a good storm.

“Hurricanes are not a joke.” My mother had experienced the 1938 hurricane. That tempest didn’t have a name, yet hundreds of New Englanders had died in its path.

“I know.” My father shrugged in weak surrender to the truth.

"You act, as if you don't."

Hurricane Edna in 1954 had destroyed his sailboat on Watchic Pond. The hull lay in our backyard.

Six years later he had yet to repair the damage to the mast.

He never had much free time and five kids under the age of ten were a lot of work.

“The skies have cleared." My father looked out the window and then back to my mother.

"We’ll only be a few minutes.”

“I wanna go too.” My two-year old brother bounced off his high chair.

"Not a chance." My mother grabbed his wrist. Padraic had almost died at birth from pneumonia. She wasn't giving Nature any second chances and sternly regarded my father. “Only a few minutes.”

"Maybe even less."

"Then go." My mother trusted my father to obey his promise, since he loved her enough to convert to Catholicism.

“I’ll keep them safe.” My father led us outside.

We lived in the shadow of Chickatawbut Hill.

Branches were scattered across the yard.

Overhead a counter-clockwise swirl of the cloud funnel opened to the blue heavens.

“That is the eye of the storm.”

The three of us 360ed on the lawn to gawk at the storm’s awesome power and glory.

Lightning pulsed within the cloud wall like the Aurora Borealis. If my best friend hadn’t drowned a month ago, the cyclonic display would have reinforced my faith in the Almighty. Instead I said, “Wow.”

Rain dotted the walkway. The wind was soon once more a gale. The raindrops stung our skin.

My mother yelled for us to get inside.

My father lifted his finger to indicate we wanted a few more seconds.

He had fought the Maine’s Great Fire of 1949. I never had seen him scared of anything other than my mother’s wrath. He quickly explained to us how hurricanes formed in the tropics. We were 9 and 8. His meteorological lesson was lost on his sons and the oppressive pressure of the powerful storm weighed heavily on our flesh.

“Remember this for the rest of your life. Few people see this.”

My mother’s next demand was an ultimatum.

“If you don’t come in, I’m locking the doors.” She was serious.

“We better do as she says.” My father guided us inside the house. He gave my mother a hug. She was relieved to have us back inside.

The second half of the hurricane stuck within minutes and lasted into the evening.

The weatherman on WBZ radio announced the all-clear message wagon, as we were going to sleep. School had been cancelled throughout New England. My father was excited as a child on Christmas Eve and he whispered, “Tomorrow Revere Beach.”

The beach there was ideal for watching the storm die against land. Giant waves would slap the concrete flood walls with a force strong enough to make the streets shudder with fear.

The boyish joy in his voice kept us awake for another three minutes, for tomorrow promised to be a day of big waves and wild sea spray.

We could hardly wait.

Wednesday, August 5, 2020

Shakespeare 101

A middle-aged male teacher had been hitting on a pretty female student. He thought she was a little stupid and during class asked her, "Name three plays by Shakespeare."

The blonde co-ed thought pondered over the question for a few seconds and then replied slyly, "4 inches, 8 inches and 12 inches."

"What's that supposed to mean?" The professor smirked like he had caught her naked.

"Much Ado About Nothing, As You Like It and A Midsummer Night's Dream."

Not all blondes are stupid.

Special thanks once more to Sam Royalle of Pattaya.

He had kept his humor when many of those around him have lost theirs, then again they never had one to begin with. I miss him always.

Never Can Say Good-Bye

Sam Royalle and I mourned the closing of Don Muang Airport. The International Terminal was the scene of so many hellos and good-byes. The new Bangkok Airport doesn't offer a third of the venues for tearful departures and joyous arrivals. Myth has it that many girls timed one boyfriend's farewell to coincide with another's hello. Don Muang was so romantic.

My girlfriend Sirinthep doesn't like airports.

At least not for me and certainly not on my recent voyage.

Her last words were via SMS ie it's over for good.

12/4 No problem. I think I can take care of everything. Good for you. You can take care yourself. You are old already. You choose good for you. I no love you anymore. You are a hurt in my heart. Good-bye my love. Broke heart.

12/5 Just want to say. You have other family. I go work in Germany. Just want to say good-bye.

Working in Germany meant hustling fat krauts and I don't response to any of these emails.

12/5 You play your game. Goodbye. I leave your son with someone. Not easy for me, but I want to take care baby by myself. I not want stupid man. I have passport ready to go. Germany.

I wished her luck.

12/6 I have one heart. I not have heart for someone else. Only you. I not want anyone new in my life. Only work and make money for my babies. Love you big mistake. I want forever love. Why you think I have another man. I never go out. Only take care your son.

I didn't respond, because silence is the only cure for a woman's overactive mind.

12/6 Sorry for last time you come. I do many things bad. I feel sick inside. Then worry too much about your first wife. I worry about have good sex with you, but hurt too much inside. Think all you think about is sex. I want to steal all your heart forever. But I too much scared. Sorry again..

I asked how long she was going to Germany.

12/6 3 months for work. Wait 3 months and go again. Not sure how many times can go.

I wished her more luck. No one ca stop anyone from doing what they want to do.

12/6 I'm really sorry I not good for you. I not think about your feeling. Just think about me. You come long way. I not big girl. Only stupid. I'm so wrong. But I really love you 100%. I not go Germany. I wait for you.

12/6 All my heart. Go to sleep. Love you.

Go figure.

Somewhere there has to be a scenarist for Thai girls telling their boyfriends the 'truth'.

Sly Stone At Franklin Park 1974

Sly and the Family Stone launched funky soul in the late 60s with the Godfather of Soul, James Brown, and Parliament-Funkadelic.

The group hit mega-gold with their 4th LP, STAND and its # 1 hit EVERYDAY PEOPLE. Success was not a friend to Sly. His cocaine habit infected the other band members. He no-showed a third of his concerts in 1971 and passed out at others. Audiences rioted, earning Sly and the Stone a reputation for trouble and more was expected on July 7, 1974, when the West Coast group headlined an outdoor show at Boston’s Franklin Park.

Richard Pryor opened the day. The comedian was followed by Donald Byrd and the Blackbirds with their cross-over hit ROCK CREEK PARK, The Hues Corporation's ROCK THE BOAT, and Tower of Power. 20,000 fans had paid $5.50 to benefit the Elma Lewis School of Arts. I missed the show, because I was working in Cape Ann as a waiter, but my good friend attended the concert and to this day Andrew Kornfeld says that this show was the best concert he has ever seen.

After his peak Sly’s musical efforts dropped down the Billboard charts, although songs from STAND remain a mainstay of 60s rock revival radio stations.

By the 80s he had vanished from the scene.

In 2006 Sly appeared at the Grammy Awards to play I WANT TO TAKE YOU HIGHER.

At the end of the song the once-time superstar walked off the stage and drove off on his motorcycle.

Future outings across the world amplified the singer’s embrace of failure.

Gone were the money, the mansions, the cars, and the acclaim.

Several years ago Sly re-entered the news with the media excoriating his fall from grace.

He lives in a van. His neighborhood was Crenshaw in LA. Friends supported this life style. He maintained that he is happy.

Straight too.

The newspapers reported his present state with joy, for those who will never achieve can't love nothing better than to witness a high-flyer's descent from heaven to reinforce their lack of trying.

CBS and Fox News aren't waiting for the collapse of the banks. They love the rich.

But not the nigger rich. They get what they deserve.

Da money come and da money go.

Sly was no exception, but I'm sure he had a good time. All I want for him is to have a happy ending, because listening to SEX MACHINE is a gas.

And a year ago the music industry had to pay Sly his royalties.

He was ever happy again.

To hear Sly and the Family Stone's SEX MACHINE

Please go to the following URL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cffPwrmx6KE

Tuesday, August 4, 2020

Meeting Condo Karen in Red Hook

My young friend Haley and I met in Fort Greene after the passage of the season's first tropical storm. We had originally planned on cruising down Kent Street into Williamsburg, however the evening sky blaze blue and we opted for a voyage to Red Hook. Larry, a fellow African traveler lived in the low projects and was happy to hear I was coming his way. I missed a turning and we ended up at the end of Van Brunt Street at sunset. It was hard to believe a storm had rampaged up the Atlantic Seaboard and the Statue of Liberty marked the beginning of America.

I excused myself from Haley.

I had to relieve myself.

I hadn't seen the approach of a middle-aged women with two dogs, but she entered the open space before her luxury condo building and said, "People live here."

I apologized and she mumbled something about low-lifes and I refrained from a nasty comment, since her second dog's rear legs were strapped to a coaster. I felt more for this dog than this woman. No one white had lived along the harbor in the last century. My cop friends had worked the project's slave patrol.

Thieves and murderers of the 76th Precinct.

Now Red Hook is the 37th safest area in New York.

Larry met us at the Red Hook Lobster Pound.

Lobster rolls were $15.

Good, but not Maine good.

We walked over to Coffey Park and I told him about my encounter. The young man shrugged, saying, "Nothing stays the same."

"You're right."

"But I had a friend killed in plain daylight the other week. Why? Who knows."

Larry, Haley, and I ate our lobster rolls in peace.

Happy to be safe from Karens and especially guns.

Isla Mujeres B-Ball 1988

In 1988 a hurricane had savagely struck the Yucatan. Ships crowded the streets of Isla Mujeres across from the basketball court, where me and la Mayans played against the Italian National Women's under-21 team. A crowd gp>My short comrades and I shook their hand and we voweed to play them like gentlemen.

The first time down the court the 6-2 forward threw an elbow at my head and the bone connected with my skull.

After that it was on.

I shot for shit, but I hacked the forward a thousand times and we won to the cheers of the locals. The brunette slurred, "Sfigato."

Through the fuzz of my concussion I recalled an old Latin curse and said, "“Vescere bracis meis.”

Almost no one in the plaza understood the dead language phrase 'eat my shorts, but the forward she whispered, "Victus."

"Semper, but no one wins forever."

I signaled for beers from the nearest cantina and we drank to basketball.

It was a game we all loved

Monday, August 3, 2020

London Dark Alley

Not many alleys are left in America, but London abounds in these narrow passages. Estate agents called them 'cul de sac'. That's obsolete French for 'back of the bag'. My friend Sam Royalle lived on one in Nottinghill Gate.

Off Westbourne Grove to be exact.

The top of the alley was bracketed by a Domino's Pizza and a bloodbath of a pub serving the disenfranchised of the the council housing across the way. Sam and I never drank at the bucket of blood. We preferred the Westbourne Pub loaded with poseurs and trustafarians.

Models too.

Sam had dealings with them all.

Plus the yardies of Brixton. Nasty lot, who fancied themselves gunmen and shot people to prove it too. One claimed Sam owed him money.

100,000 quid.

That was a lot of money in 1995 and a lot of money now.

The yardies threatened Sam with certain death. They weren't the kind of people who joked about violence and one night the boys from Spanish Town showed up at his flat with shotguns. Not a daily occurrence on his mews. Neither of us were home.

The manager of the Domino Pizza shop. He was from Pakistan off the Karakorum Highway.

The tribal land breed danger and he said, "These men were not nice men. They wanted pizza for free, but I am from Gilgit. No one gets pizza for free."

I was meeting my father in France to tour the Loire Valley.

Sam joined us.

Paris-Versailles-Orleans-Perpignon-Alps-Paris.

My father flew back to Boston and I suggested that he hide out in Thailand. He accepted my advice and the next day we flew from Charles De Gaulle . His ticket was for Bangkok. He had a reservation for the Malaysia Hotel. Nothing really bad ever happened there. We shook hands and he threw me his keys.

"Anything that fits is yours, but keep an eye out for any suspicious Jamaicans."

The warning was well taken even though Nottinghill Gate was fraught with suspicious Jamaicans and whiteys too. Sam had a leather jacket from Agnes B. It was my size. Danger versus fashion. I risked the run.

Across from the cul-de-sac the grocer waved the coast is clear. I stood at the door and he asked if I was going to pay rent. I bought a bag of ginger snaps. My purchase silenced him.

After thirty minutes I decided that it was safe. I crossed Westbourne Grove and entered Sam's apartment without turning on the lights. Everything was there. The yardies hadn't broken into the place. I pulled the leather jacket from the closet ready to leave. The motion detection lights illuminated in the alley.

Someone had followed me.

I ducked under a table.

Knocks sounded on the door. My blood pounded out a bongo beat like the heart in Edgar Allen Poe's TELL-TALE HEART. I heard voices accented from Jamaica. The shadows were not black enough to camouflage my white skin. The high windows were crowded with the silhouette of heads. A heavy thud rocked the front door. It did not give way. Several minutes later the light in the alley went out. I waited a half-hour before exiting from the house. No one was in the mews. No one confronted me on Westbourne Grove. I had the jacket in my hand. The leather was soft as a baby seal.

The grocer waved good-bye.

"Nice jacket."

I have it to this day.

Some dark alleys aren't so bad as long as you don't walk them when they are dark.