Thursday, January 14, 2010

Brooklyn Tony ON GETTING OLDER


Brooklyn Tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy
bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him
said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you.
It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Brooklyn Tony replied, "You know, my grandfather lived to be 107
years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at
a time?"

Brooklyn Tony answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business.

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