Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Happy Ending for VIPs


America is the land of no. No sex. No drinking. No drugs. Hypocrisy to the nth degree.

The Catholic Church assaults young boys. Thousands of young girls runaway from abusive family. More kids die on Oycontin than heroin.

Sexual freedom is a myth and these last weeks the right wing has latched onto several stories about the ex-VP Al Gore demanding sex from masseuses in Portland Oregon without asking how much these women were charging for their services.

2006 groping.

Beverly Hills Hotel the same.

Tokyo repeat.

Al Gore is 61.

He won both the Nobel Prize and the Academy Award.

If he needs a little relief, then give him some.

It's not like he went to Wendy's and said, "I'd like a #3 and a blow-job."

Massages are stimulating.

"Take care of this."

Not a bad request.

Fuck the GOP.

Although the thought of Al Gore naked is a buzzkill.

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