Saturday, May 7, 2011

America's Most Wanted


For ten years Osama Bin Laden dominated the FBI's most wanted list. His death has created a gap in the fugitive hierarchy and the G-men are voting for a new # 1 as well as who from # 11 downward graduates into the Top Ten.

The remaining nine of the Top Ten are;

EDUARDO RAVELO - Murderous Mexican cocaine bandito

ROBERT WILLIAM FISHER - Arizona killer of his wife and kids.

ALEXIS FLORES - Phillie child kidnapper/murderer

SEMION MOGILEVICH - Russian Ponzi artist

JASON DEREK BROWN - Armed robber/murderer

GLEN STEWART GODWIN - Californian prison escapee

JOE LUIS SAENZ - LA gangbaner assassin

JAMES J. BULGER - Southie gangster on the run

VICTOR MANUEL GERENA - Puerto Rican nationalist responsible for single0-handed Brinks robbery of $5 million in 1983. His whereabouts are unknown.

My vote for # 1 most wanted in GW Bush.

Native grown war criminal.

Wanted for crimes against humanity.

Unfortunately GW Bush is not a fugitive, despite his post-presidential invisibility.

And neither is Dick Cheney.

Drat.

Then again the FBI aren't after my alter ego.

So hanks the stars for that small favor from the cosmos.

We both love our freedom.

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