Monday, November 5, 2012
ROOFIE THE GOP
This evening find the strongest prescription sedative in your medicine cabinet.
Take out several pills and call up a GOP friend.
Invite for a drink.
Crush the pills into a powder.
Meet your Republican friend at a bar.
Slip him a Mickey.
Preferably oxycontin. It's Russ Limbaugh's drug of choice. He'll have a good night's sleep.
I wrote 'he' because only fat white males are voting for Romney and I'd hate to be accused of attempted date-rape of a fat white female Romneyette.
Having accomplished your task, lock your friend in the bar's toilet.
Then return to the bar to have a nightcap.
Make sure the bartender isn't wearing a Romney button.
Tomorrow vote early and vote often and vote Obama.
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