Saturday, June 10, 2023

Not 5th Avenue

Two weeks before the 2016 Iowa Caucuses Donald Trump regaled the crowd by saying, "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK? It's, like, incredible."

Since the January 6, 2020 MAGA insurrection and his ouster from the White House the leader of the GOP has been assailed by various criminal and civil lawsuits. An adult actress and a rape victim have been awarded millions by the courts, unfortunately he has yet to pay a penny and Trump hasn't darkened the cells of a prison. The Dapper Don has worn a legal veneer of Teflon throughout his exile from power, however this week a federal court indicted the Florida resident on thirty-ssefen separate charges related to retention of secret documents.

Unflustered by the latest confrontation with the lawa Trump defiantly declared at a Georgia Republican convention in Georgia, "‘I will never be detained."

A bold statement followed by repeated unsupported conspiratorial claims that Joe Biden had stashed secret documents in the Chinatown neighborhood of Washington DC, which must be near Hillary Clinton's cannibal pedophile pizzza shop.

“Now the Marxist left is once again using the same corrupt DoJ and the same corrupt FBI, and the attorney general and the local district attorneys to interfere … They’re cheating. They’re crooked. They’re corrupt. These criminals cannot be rewarded. They must be defeated. You have to defeat them. Because in the end, they’re not coming after me. They’re coming after you and I’m just standing in their way."

His people cheered his speech with the fervor of Nazis at a Hitler rally.

Next stop North Carolina.

I doubt he will come to 5th Avenue to shot someone.

The Orange Messiah hadn't showed his face in New York since his April 2023 indictment on multiple charges of falsifying business records, including at least one felony offense, in the indictment handed down by a Manhattan grand jury. The investigation had been scrutinizing six-figure payments made to porn actor Stormy Daniels and former Playboy model Karen McDougal.

More charges are to be leveled against Trump for his involvement and trying to force the governmor of Georgia and Arizona to find votes to change the results of the 2020 election. A CNN poll conducted March 8-12 among 1,045 Republicans and Republican-leaning Independents, found 63% of respondents believe Biden did not legitimately win the 2020 election, while 37% believe he did. They remain loyally behind the MAGA grifter.

As one fireman said outside his Mar-y-Lago estate in Palm Beach, "He has out back."

Trump is the GOP's frontrunner, even if he never steps on 5th Avenue to kill someone. I reckon the list in long, but he's a little stick pussy and they don't have to balls to fuck with anyone, especially a transgender Marxist like me. I'll be on Fifth Avenue tomorrow. Trump will be in North Carolina.

Wanker.

Don't forget to wash your hands after using the crapper and secret nuclear documents are not toilet paper.

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