Not 5th Avenue

Two weeks before the 2016 Iowa Caucuses Donald Trump regaled the crowd by saying, "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK? It's, like, incredible."

Since the January 6, 2020 MAGA insurrection and his ouster from the White House the leader of the GOP has been assailed by various criminal and civil lawsuits. An adult actress and a rape victim have been awarded millions by the courts, unfortunately he has yet to pay a penny and Trump hasn't darkened the cells of a prison. The Dapper Don has worn a legal veneer of Teflon throughout his exile from power, however this week a federal court indicted the Florida resident on thirty-ssefen separate charges related to retention of secret documents.

Unflustered by the latest confrontation with the lawa Trump defiantly declared at a Georgia Republican convention in Georgia, "‘I will never be detained."

A bold statement followed by repeated unsupported conspiratorial claims that Joe Biden had stashed secret documents in the Chinatown neighborhood of Washington DC, which must be near Hillary Clinton's cannibal pedophile pizzza shop.

“Now the Marxist left is once again using the same corrupt DoJ and the same corrupt FBI, and the attorney general and the local district attorneys to interfere … They’re cheating. They’re crooked. They’re corrupt. These criminals cannot be rewarded. They must be defeated. You have to defeat them. Because in the end, they’re not coming after me. They’re coming after you and I’m just standing in their way."

His people cheered his speech with the fervor of Nazis at a Hitler rally.

Next stop North Carolina.

I doubt he will come to 5th Avenue to shot someone.

The Orange Messiah hadn't showed his face in New York since his April 2023 indictment on multiple charges of falsifying business records, including at least one felony offense, in the indictment handed down by a Manhattan grand jury. The investigation had been scrutinizing six-figure payments made to porn actor Stormy Daniels and former Playboy model Karen McDougal.

More charges are to be leveled against Trump for his involvement and trying to force the governmor of Georgia and Arizona to find votes to change the results of the 2020 election. A CNN poll conducted March 8-12 among 1,045 Republicans and Republican-leaning Independents, found 63% of respondents believe Biden did not legitimately win the 2020 election, while 37% believe he did. They remain loyally behind the MAGA grifter.

As one fireman said outside his Mar-y-Lago estate in Palm Beach, "He has out back."

Trump is the GOP's frontrunner, even if he never steps on 5th Avenue to kill someone. I reckon the list in long, but he's a little stick pussy and they don't have to balls to fuck with anyone, especially a transgender Marxist like me. I'll be on Fifth Avenue tomorrow. Trump will be in North Carolina.

Wanker.

Don't forget to wash your hands after using the crapper and secret nuclear documents are not toilet paper.

Orange Man's Arraignment

While several presidents have been executed by the shadow powers; Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, Harding, and JFK, none of been arrested for criminal behavior until today when Donald Trump will be arraigned in New York City for having his Michael Cohen pay $130,000 to Stormy Damiels, an adult-entertainment actress, to quash her outing their 2006 one-night stand in Lake Tahoe right before the 2016 Presidential Election. Mr. Trump has always denied that he had ever had sex with the XXX actress, believing the old adage 'whatever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas' applied to Lake Tahoe.

Stormy probably kept her mouth shut, but someone had leaked and several exploitative news media actively sought a paid interview with Mrs. Daniels. She was on the verge of acccepting Touch Magaizne's offer in 2011, but backed off after an unknown man threatened violence to her, her fmaily, and daughter. The two parties finally came to an agreement during the 2016 campaign and Ms. Daniels wasa stiffed thrice by Donald Trump. Finally Michael Cohen paid out his own pocket, expecting to be re-imbursed by his friend. He got butkus from the butkiss and In August 2018, Mr Cohen pleaded guilty to tax-evasion and breaking campaign finance rules, in part related to his payment to Ms Daniels and another alleged Trump lover according to the BBC News.

His lawyer thought he might get a presidential pardon.

Wrong.

In 2018 he pled guilty In Manhattan Federal Court to Criminal Tax Evasion And Campaign Finance Violations and six other charges. He was fucked, because Trump had been too cheap to pay the woman what she deserved from a one-night stand.

We reprobates and sinners have a saying in the Lastd Babylon."

"You don't pay a working woman for sex. You pay them to go away."

Today Trump showed up at court and pleaded not guilty to thrirty-four criminal charges.

This for the man who once boasted that he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and get away with it.

Maybe, but not stiffing with a working class woman. As the Thais say, "Sum num nah."

Serve you right, although there was no perp walk and no bail, becasue the charges don't require bail unlike the thousands of suspects awaiting trial in the New York City prison system.

Personally I would hae loved him to be held in Rikers Island, howwever the ex-president will be flying back to Florida wot meet with his supporters at his Mar-e-Lago resort. There were less than ten in New York. Chicken shits, but at lesaddt the crazy GOP congresswoman showed. She has sand.