I've been arrested in Newton, Mass. for a high speed chase in the VW Hatchback, Delaware for hitchhiking, New York City charged with illegally operating an after-hours club, Paris after writing a love poem on the walls of the British Embassey, and Thailand accused of civil disobedience. Each time I was fingerprinted and mugshot by the agents of the law. I have never seen the mughshots. I was never weighed, but tomorrow Donald Trump will be arraigned in Fulton County Jail and the court requires his weight and height.
At his Manhattan booking earlier this year, the 76-year-old Trump reportedly claimed he was six-foot-two and weighed 240 pounds, although he refused tomsubmit to measurements.
Las Vegas and bookies around the globe are offering bets on the Orange Messiah's tie color, skin color, shat evidence, tears appearance, height and weight. According to the Daily Mail one bookmaker site, Antigua-based BetOnline, on Friday offered an over/under of 273.5 pounds for Trump's weight upon his surrender to authorities in Fulton County, noted gambling news Instagram account TheJuice. , allow the gambler to select whether they believe the outcome will be higher or lower than amount selected by oddsmakers.
According to the Daily Mail the bookmaker site, Antigua-based BetOnline, on Friday offered an over/under of 273.5 pounds for Trump's weight upon his surrender to authorities in Fulton County, noted gambling news Instagram account TheJuice.
For Trump's 2020 physical, White House physician Sean P. Conley guessestimated Trump as six-foot-three and weighing 244 pounds. I worked as a physionomiste at nightclubs around theworld and likened myself to a carnival adept guessing rubes's weight, heights, and reilgion. If I were a betting man, i would go with the over on the weight and try and get the odds for over 300 pounds and under on the height since as humans age they shrink in altitude.
Booked on criminal charges of attempted voter fraud, a crime the GOP have preached against the 2020 presidential election without finding any wrongdoing, yet the majority of Republicans believe that votes were stolen in child pedo pizza parlors by demonic devil-worshipping Communists without admitting that Trump win in 2016 with a minority of the popular vote thanks to the political relic of the Electoral College. MAGA rebels went so far as to Steal the Vote in several states including Georgia.
Odds are heavily favoring Trump's plea of not guilty.
No one is guilty after the fact and I used to study the Wanted posters in the Post Office. These listed the accused's crime, height, and weight. I always that the police lied about the crimes and the wanted faled their height and weight.
Except in the case of Whitey Bulger, notorious South Boston snitch murdering drug dealer. He was the worst. Conversely I was proud to see the revolutionaries on the run. Trump will probaly post bail and walk until trial, then again he's such a skinflint egomaniac that he'll show up without at money on hand.
The rich never carry money.
Nor do any Americans.
All they have is plastic.
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