Showing posts with label odds. Show all posts
Showing posts with label odds. Show all posts

Saturday, February 10, 2024

My Super Bowl Call 2014

The First Super Bowl in 1967 was competitive throughout the first half with the score 14-10 in favor of the Green Bay Packer. The 60,000 plus audience in the Los Angeles Coliseum cheered on the Kansas City Chiefs, which had outyardaged the NFL champions. The second half began with an interception. 21 points went unanswered and the game ended 35-10 with a victory for Coach Lombardi.

The Green Bay Packers were each paid a salary of $15,000 as the winning team. The Chiefs were paid $7,500 each.

Today's match between the Seattle Seahawks and the Denver Broncos has the attention of the nation.

Billions of chicken wings, beers, nachos, burgers, pizza et al will be consumed on the second Biggest Feeding day on the American calendar.

The Broncos are the 2.5 point favorites.

The over-under is 48.

28-20.

The weather in the Meadowlands is perfect for football.

I call it 35-21 for Seattle.

Go with the over.

ps I bet $5 on the Packers in 1967.

I won my bet.

I was 15 and like now $10 is always better than $5.

ps Seattle won 43-8

Tuesday, August 22, 2023

273.5 Pounds Over And Under - Fulton County Jail

I've been arrested in Newton, Mass. for a high speed chase in the VW Hatchback, Delaware for hitchhiking, New York City charged with illegally operating an after-hours club, Paris after writing a love poem on the walls of the British Embassey, and Thailand accused of civil disobedience. Each time I was fingerprinted and mugshot by the agents of the law. I have never seen the mughshots. I was never weighed, but tomorrow Donald Trump will be arraigned in Fulton County Jail and the court requires his weight and height.

At his Manhattan booking earlier this year, the 76-year-old Trump reportedly claimed he was six-foot-two and weighed 240 pounds, although he refused tomsubmit to measurements.

Las Vegas and bookies around the globe are offering bets on the Orange Messiah's tie color, skin color, shat evidence, tears appearance, height and weight. According to the Daily Mail one bookmaker site, Antigua-based BetOnline, on Friday offered an over/under of 273.5 pounds for Trump's weight upon his surrender to authorities in Fulton County, noted gambling news Instagram account TheJuice. , allow the gambler to select whether they believe the outcome will be higher or lower than amount selected by oddsmakers.

According to the Daily Mail the bookmaker site, Antigua-based BetOnline, on Friday offered an over/under of 273.5 pounds for Trump's weight upon his surrender to authorities in Fulton County, noted gambling news Instagram account TheJuice.

For Trump's 2020 physical, White House physician Sean P. Conley guessestimated Trump as six-foot-three and weighing 244 pounds. I worked as a physionomiste at nightclubs around theworld and likened myself to a carnival adept guessing rubes's weight, heights, and reilgion. If I were a betting man, i would go with the over on the weight and try and get the odds for over 300 pounds and under on the height since as humans age they shrink in altitude.

Booked on criminal charges of attempted voter fraud, a crime the GOP have preached against the 2020 presidential election without finding any wrongdoing, yet the majority of Republicans believe that votes were stolen in child pedo pizza parlors by demonic devil-worshipping Communists without admitting that Trump win in 2016 with a minority of the popular vote thanks to the political relic of the Electoral College. MAGA rebels went so far as to Steal the Vote in several states including Georgia.

Odds are heavily favoring Trump's plea of not guilty.

No one is guilty after the fact and I used to study the Wanted posters in the Post Office. These listed the accused's crime, height, and weight. I always that the police lied about the crimes and the wanted faled their height and weight.

Except in the case of Whitey Bulger, notorious South Boston snitch murdering drug dealer. He was the worst. Conversely I was proud to see the revolutionaries on the run. Trump will probaly post bail and walk until trial, then again he's such a skinflint egomaniac that he'll show up without at money on hand.

The rich never carry money.

Nor do any Americans.

All they have is plastic.