Tuesday, December 31, 2024

Italians 2020

Italian Sandwich from Maine

At David Henderson's Williamsburg Sculpture studio. They are only made in Southern Maine. Ham, tomatoes, pickles, onions, olives, cheap cheese and peppers. Lunch for the workers in the mills along the Saco River. Now almost extinct thanks to fast food chains, although in 2020 David brought two from Scarborough. Most excellent. I fake them with a baguette. Close but nothing like the real thing.

Nowadays the end of 2024 no vino no veritas no oblivio, but occasionally Italians. North of the Saco River.

Doctor Mai Pen Rai

From 2009, but as valid now as ever___

This interview with the renown Thai Doctor of health, Khun Mai Pen Rai, comes to mangozeen thanks to its London correspondent, Nick the Wanker.

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
คุณ หมอครับ ผมเคยได้ยินว่าการออกกำลังแบบคาร์ดิโอ (ออกแบบเหือกๆ แบบหนักๆ ต่อเนื่องๆ เหงื่อซกๆๆๆ) สามารถทำให้ชีวิตยืนยาวขึ้นได้จริงไหมครับ

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

นี่ คุณ หัวใจน่ะ มันใช้ได้ดีสำหรับเต้นตึ๊กๆๆ ไม่กี่ครั้งเองนะ พูดง่ายๆ ก็คือ อย่าไปเสียเวลาออกกำลังเลย ทุกสิ่งทุกอย่างยิ่งใช้ๆเข้า มันก็หมดเกลี้ยงนะ ฉะนั้น การทำให้หัวใจเต้นเร็วขึ้นบ่อยๆ น่ะไม่ได้ช่วยให้อายุยืนหรอก ก็เหมือนๆ กับ ถ้าคุณจะพูดว่าขับรถเร็วๆ จะทำให้รถของคุณคงทนขึ้นอย่างนั้นน่ะเหรอ? ถ้าอยากอยู่นานๆ ก็งีบหลับซะเหอะ

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
ผมควรจะลดปริมาณการกินเนื้อ แล้วเพิ่มการกินผักผลไม้ไหมครับ?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more t han an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
ใช้วิจารณญาณเชิงตรรกะเหตุผลเอาละกันคุณ วัวมันกินอะไรล่ะ? ก็หญ้าแห้งและก็ข้าวโพด ซึ่งไอ้สองอย่างนี่มันคืออะไรล่ะ? ก็ผักไง! ฉะนั้น การกินเนื้อสเต๊กเนี่ย มันคือหนทางที่มีประสิทธิภาพในการส่งผักเข้าสู่ร่างกายเรา ถ้าต้องการธัญพืชเหรอ? ก็ กินไก่สิ! ยิ่งกว่านั้นนะคุณ เนื้อวัวน่ะยังเป็นแหล่งผักใบเขียวที่ดีด้วย (ก็วัวมันกินหญ้าเขียวๆ) และพอร์คช็อปน่ะสามารถให้คุณค่าทางอาหารจากพืช ที่เพียงพอต่อความต้องการของคุณในวันนึงเลยทีเดียว

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
ผมควรจะลดปริมาณการดืื่มเครื่องดื่มแอลกอฮอล์ลงไหมครับ
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
ไม่ ไม่จำเป็นเลย ไวน์น่ะทำมาจากผลไม้ บรั่นดีก็คือไวน์ที่กลั่นแล้ว นั่นหมายความว่าส่วนที่เป็นน้ำถูกเอาออกไปจากส่วนผลไม้ มันก็ยิ่งดีเข้าไปใหญ่เลยน่ะสิ เบียร์ก็มาจากธัญพืช........เอ้า...........หมดแก้ว!!!!


Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular ex ercise program?
ประโยชน์ของการออกกำลังกายอย่างสม่ำเสมอคืออะไรครับ?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
หมอเองยังคิดไม่ออกสักข้อเลยคุณ เสียใจด้วยนะ ปรัชญาของหมอคืออะไรที่ไม่ทรมาน ก็ดีทั้งนั้นแหล่ะ!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
อาหารทอดๆ นี่มันไม่ดีสำหรับร่างกายใช่ไหมครับ?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ..... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
คุณ นี่หูแตกรึไง!! ปัจจุบันนี้อาหารทอดก็ถูกทอดในน้ำมันพืชทั้งนั้นแหล่ะ และน้ำมันพืชก็อยู่ในอาหารพวกนั้นนี่นา แล้วการกินพืชมากขึ้นมันไม่ดีตรงไหนวะ?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
การซิท-อัพช่วยป้องกันไขมันรอบหน้าท้องได้ไหมคะ๋?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
ไม่มีทาง! เวลาคุณออกกำลังกล้ามเนื้อมันก็จะใหญ่ขึ้น ถ้าคุณอยากมีพุงใหญ่ๆ ก็ซิท-อัพไปเหอะ

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
ช๊อกโกแล๊ตนี่ไม่ดีใช่ม ั๊ยคะ
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another bean!!! Beans are good for you. It's the best feel-good food around!
บ้ารึเปล่าคุณ? โว้ยยยยยยยย ก็เมล็ดโกโก้ไงเล่า!!!! แล้วธัญพืชมันก็ดีสำหรับคุณ ช๊อกโกแล๊ตน่ะมันเป็นอาหารที่เยี่ยมที่สุด!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
การว่ายน้ำดีต่อรูปร่างมั๊ยคะ?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
ก็ถ้ามันดีจริง ไหนอธิบายซิว่า ปลาวาฬหุ่นดีแค่ไหนกันเชียว

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
การมีรูปร่างดีๆ สำคัญต่อชีวิตมั๊ยคะ?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
โธ่เว้ย! แล้วทรงกลมๆ มันก็เป็น "รูปร่าง" ไม่ใช่เรอะ

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
เอาล่ะ นี่คงแก้ปัญหาความเข้าใจที่ผิดๆ เรื่องโภชนาการที่ดีได้แล้วนะ

And remember: และก็จำไว้ด้วยว่า
'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'
ชี วิตน่ะมันไม่ใช่การฝังจิตฝังใจเอาไว้กับการระมัดระวังเพื่อรักษารูปร่างให้ ดีๆ ไว้ แต่มันควรเป็นเหมือนการเล่นสไลเดอร์ มือข้างนึงไวน์ชาร์ดองเน่ไว้ และถือช๊อกโกแล๊ตไว้ในมืออีกข้าง ใช้ร่างกายทั้งหมดให้คุ้มๆ แหกปากกู่ก้อง เว้ยเฮ้ยยยยยย!!!! สนุกอะไรอย่างนี้!!
AND.....แล้วก็นะ....

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
สำหรับ พวกที่ต้องคอยดูแล้วดูอีกว่ากินอะไรเข้าไปยังไงบ้าง อ่านด้านล่า งนี่ซะ นี่คือข้อสรุปเกี่ยวกับโภชนาการและสุขภาพ อ่านแล้วจะโล่งเอามากๆ เลยที่ได้รู้ความจริงหลังจากที่ผลวิจัยทางโภชนาการเขาถกเถียงกันมานาน

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
คนญี่ปุ่นบริโภคไขมันน้อย และก็มีภาวะหัวใจวายน้อยกว่าคนอเมริกัน

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
คนแม๊กซิกันบริโภคไขมันเยอะโคดๆ แต่ก็มีภาวะหัวใจวายน้อยกว่าคนอเมริกัน
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
คนจีนไม่ค่อยดื่มไวน์แดง และมีภาวะหัวใจวายน้อยกว่า คนอเมริกัน

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
คนอิตาเลี่ยนดื่มไวน์แดงเยอะมากๆ แต่ก็มีภาวะหัวใจวายน้อยกว่าคนอเมริกัน

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
คนเยอรมันตะบี้ตะบันดื่มเบียร์ แถมยังยัดทะนานกินไส้กรอกและก็พวกอาหารไขมัน แต่ก็มีภาวะหัวใจวายน้อยกว่าคนอเมริกัน

CONCLUSION ข้อสรุปก็คือ........

Eat and drink what you like. ชอบอะไรก็กินๆ ดื่มๆ มันเข้าไปเหอะ

Monday, December 30, 2024

A Personal Ban On New Year's Eve

Rain pounded the Brooklyn streets in sheets on the last night of 2018. Shannon and Charlotta traveled to a Fellini soiree on Park Slope. I had planned to spend the evening with Doctor Nepola, except on Sunday I discovered my old college friend invitation was for Christmas Eve.

"Opps."

Geoffery invited me to a Lesbian party in Bushwick.

"There might be ten people there."

"Food?"

"Pizza."

"I like pizza, but the only pizza in that neighborhood in Dominos. Drink?"

"Shots of Bourbon."

"Jack Daniels almost killed me in 1970." Foreign consprators had tried to the same to Cary Grant in NORTH BY NORTHWEST.

"It's a ten minute walk from my house. The B54 runs to my corner. That's your bus, right?"

"I'll think about it."

I hung up and popped the cork of a bottle of Frexenet sparkling wine. I liked how Spanish had Xs.

The dawn was breaking on Sri Racha and Wat Singh. I called my children in Thailand. I wished my wives 'Sawadee Pii Mai'.

My daughter was born on January 1. She was named after my mother.

I have loved her from the moment of conception.

Angie's fifteen.

I am lucky to have her in my life.

Same as my son Fenway.

Noy

Noy.

Flukster.

And crazy little Pen.

"You go out tonight?" asked Mem from the other side of the world.

Nu asked the same.

I told them the same thing.

"I'm staying home. Kin Khao Kundeo. Dim Kundeo. Mii Monsoon."

"I hated winter rain.

I phoned Ty Spaulding in Hawaii. We had met in the Himalayas in 1990. He was going to the movies in Honolulu.

I told him about the rain.

I wished it was snow.

I come from Maine.

When I was a young boy, winter was winter.

Not anymore, but no one now wants to hear about the then-before.

"Is it snowing." Ty wasn't a fan of snow.

"Not at all. Rain and lots of it. I'm not leaving the house."

""Harder than Oahu."

"Yes, and colder."

Ty loves his island.

So do I.

What was there not to love about Oahu?

It's New Year's Eve 2019.

The rain has let up.

A half million people awaited the dropping of the ball in Times Square.

I might have seen it once, maybe twice.

I remember being with the Prince of the Night.

Arthur Weinstein.

We were in the MTV control room two stories about Broadway.

A top executive sneered at the hoi polloi below him and Arthur said out the side of his mouth, "Without them you are nothing."

Only the executive and I heard those words.

The exec cringed with rejection.

Arthur's club THE WORLD was the best in the city. He knew cool better than anyone. The executive knew nothing but profit.

The rain stopped tonight.

Hundreds of thousands of people are stuck inside the police cordons.

There is no leaving for security reasons.

Drones float overhead. Cameras studied the crowd. No drinking allowed.

Yet at ten seconds to the new year and the masses count together.

"Five-four-three-two-one." The voices of the people.

Happy 2019.

One and all everywhere in the world.

And I am happy.

Because I am not wet.

Good night and sweet dreams."

Bible Reading Stripper Pool Party

Scottie Taylor Joel Bernard and me in LA BBQ for the MILK BAR Beverly Hills 1995

Easterners - New York City, Haiti, New England imported for color. The months I was in LA, I never heard a joke or a good story, but we had a good time.

Scottie and I shared a pool house in North Hollywood. One bedroom. The owner ran a strip club in Santa Monica. Every few mornings the strippers came up very to read the Bible. Right outside our windows. Naked they never tried to proselyte us. We were beyond salvation.

ps I still have the hat.

Sunday, December 29, 2024

JOURNAL ENTRY - DECEMBER 30, 1978 - EAST VILLAGE

Dallas triumphed over Atlanta and the Steelers bettered the Broncos to set up the two teams playing in Super Bowl XIII, as the NFL uses Roman numeral to classy up the most profitable Battle of Brawn of 1979.

Alice will return to New York after a long holiday in West Virginia. She telephoned last night with plans for the New Year Celebrations. I've always considered the celebration an amateur's night out and have opted to work at Hurrah, drinking with my friends and fellow punk rockers, as billions around the world welcome 1979, the last year of the 1970s, which started with Nixon and Vietnam and ends with Jimmy Carter as president and cocaine supplanting LSD as drug of choice for the disco crowd.

Morte, Morte, Morte.

DECEMBER 30, 2021 BROOKLYN

The NYU Transplant Unit has demanded that I have my blood tested weekly for drink and drugs. Tomorrow I will be five months straight. The longest sober stretch of my adult life with another six to go before the Surgeons will even consider an operation.

I want to live.

I want to see my children grow.

I want to write.

And I want to teach the young and old about life away from their cellphones.

Morte, Morte, Morte a gin/tonic.

Aegroto dum anima est, spes est ~ Erasamus - As long as there is life there is hope.

Saturday, December 28, 2024

JOURNAL ENTRY - DECEMBER 28, 1978 - EAST VILLAGE

This evening I arrived at Hurrah and my friends and fiends from the security staff greeted me back to work; Anthony, the junkie, Grant Stitt, Jim Fouratt, Ideles and a score of acquaintances. Everyone was in the holiday mood. Less so me. Alice was still in West Virginia.

Not everyone was my friend and an attractive brunette in a tight dress grabbed my hand and said, "You know one you'll be walking in the East Village and a gang will beat the shit out of you."

I took any threat seriously, because no one wins all their fights, except for Rocky Maricano and I said with gratitude, "Thanks for the heads up."

The brunette was in her early twenties and I couldn't think of what I might have done to earn her wrathful prediction, then I realized she was Donna Destri, a Blondie groupie and I had fought that band at Irving Plaza during the New Wave Vaudeville Show. Her brother was in that band and I hadn't won the fight.

As doorman I was topped many people's list for revenge and I explained my position about that fight, but she didn't believe my side of the story.

"I'm sorry if I offended you. Can I offer you a drink."

She accepted my apology and I was glad that she had. Donna was friends with everyone on the scene and I tended to be a little too violent for most everyone. Alice was scared of me.

At the end of the night I took a taxi to my apartment on East 10th Street. The rooms were as empty as the fridge. Alice wasn't coming back from Skiing at Snowshoe until Sunday and she had been ignoring me for weeks, still thinking she was too fat to make love. I could have gone home with someone. The girls at Hurrah were easy. Hell, I was easy, but I remained true to Alice, who failed to understand that I loved her.

While in Boston I had told my mother, "If I had the money, I'd propose to Alice."

"She is a smart girl and you need to be with someone smart to make your body and soul happy."

It was late, but I tried to call Snowshoe. I let the phone ring four times. The operator for the resort was off-duty. I don't have a camera and don't have any photos of Alice. Al I have is my memory.

Disco is king and queen of the music scene. No punk gets played on the radio other than Blondie. People of the night loved disco. I loved it too. It was great to dance to at Studio 54, Cisco Disco, or parties and I really loved my hometown girl, Donna Summers.

Punk was never going to break big-time. The record companies promoted Led Zeppelin, old Beatles tunes, and any group with a lot of hair. Disco and MOR rock. Where did soul go? Drugs had burned out the inner cities and disco was easy to control for the Big Labels.

Tomorrow I'm off and will head down the CBGBs to meet with Guadalcanal to see Johnny Thunders, a rare appearances for the ex-member of the New York Dolls, since they were under contract to Max's. Guadalcanal says he had peyote. I haven't tripped in ages.

LATER

ROCK AND ROLL DECAY The mellow muzak of the Rolling Stones. The Beatles forgotten The stars of the 1960s flickered out of the scene Dead, drugged,or drunk Useless, boring or wastedSelling out to the corporations.

LATER

Almost dawn I went outside to the corner bodega to get beer to quench my thirst. I also picked up the New York Times and sat on my stoep.

The Shah of Iran will probably be deposed in the coming months. Taiwan is angered at the USA for signing a treaty with Mainland China. All across the USA murders make the headlines. I hear gunfire from the corner every week. The drug war of the CIA has devastated the Lower East Side and every inner city black neighborhood. Hakkim and George round the corner. They are both high on smack. George punches his friend and they cross the street to avoid me, although Hakkim glares my way and says, "One day white boy we are going to get you. And that ain't no lie. And that hillbilly girlfriend of yours."

Hearing his threat I stood up to chase them, but they were gone like the wind, which was cold this morning. Only eight more hours to the night. I cracked open a beer and put away the newspaper. If I was lucky, I might get some sleep. it was long overdue.

ENTRY - 1/28/2022 - BROOKLYN

My friend Dave Henderson was heading to Maine for the holiday with his wife Kate. They could drop me at Old Orchard Beach from where I would catch the Amtrak train to Boston's North Station. My sister-in-law Kathy, informed me that she was having ten guests to their Cambridge house. I backed off the trip worried about possibility of catching Covid, however the idea of spending a night on Old Orchard Beach was a throwback to my childhood. Only one problem. All the motels cost $139, even in the dead of winter, so I opted for going to dine with the Nepolas on Staten Island, where I had a great time.

I didn't drink anything, but gorged myself on cake and sweets.

Dr. Nepola and I go back to my first year of University.

1970.

Not a single fight, even though I abandoned him in Berkeley for a ride with Marilyn and her daughter in an overpacked Pinto. The wife of a Cockette, a transvestite dance group popular in San Francisco. We made love on the Bonneville Salt Flats. After leaving me in Cheyenne, she said she'd come back stay with me in Big Village. She showed up with her daughter and my next-door neighbor, Ande, knew her and I was cock-blocked by his girlfriend, Ann-Marie, who was good friends with Marilyn it was small world after all.

FOOT NOTES

Hurrah was a punk-rock nightclub on West 62nd Street. I worked there until getting caught for selling tickets over and over again on SRO evenings, thanks to being ratted out by Karl, a sneaky queen.

Stoep is old Dutch for stoop.

MAIS OU SONT PASSES LES GAZELLES Lizzy Mercier Descloux

From 2012

Lizzie Mercier Descloux pioneered world music with her 1984 "Mais où Sont Passées les Gazelles ?" ('But where have the gazelles gone?') base on her travels in Soweto. The punkette was a good friend and we miss her always.

To hear MAIS OU SONT PASSES LES GAZELLES please go to the following URL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0mVxwhw00k

December 28, 1978 - East Village - Journal

This evening I arrived at Hurrah and my friends and fiends from the security staff greeted me back to work; Anthony, the junkie, Grant Stitt, Jim Fouratt, Ideles and a score of acquaintances. Everyone was in the holiday mood. Less so me. Alice was still in West Virginia.

Not everyone was my friend and an attractive brunette in a tight dress grabbed my hand and said, "You know one day you'll be walking in the east Village and a gang will beat the shit out of you."

I took any threat seriously, because no one wins all their fights, except for Rocky Maricano and I said with gratitude, "Thanks for the heads up."

The brunette was in her early twenties and I couldn't think of what I might have done to earn her wrathful prediction. As doorman I was topped many people's list for revenge for something or other, then I realized she was Donna Destri, whose brother was in Blondie

None of my friends noticed this spat. I explained my version of the fight. How I had asked the four bandmembers at night's end to leave several times. They refused and fronted me. I japped her brother. I had seized her brother's hair and righted him so hard that his hair came out in my fist. She hadn't initially believe me. I ordered her a drink. I had carte blanche with Jhoury. He wanted me bad and thought I was just playing hard to get. I finally quenched her anger not for fighting Blondie, but for insulting her. Blondie groupie and I had fought that band at Irving Plaza during the New Wave Vaudeville Show. Her brother was in that band and I hadn't won the fight. 4 on 1 are tough odds.

"I'm sorry if I offended you. I have anger issues. I get out of control. I shouldn't have said anything about you. You weren't involved. I'm sorry. I'm sometimes out of control." I had discovered long ago that I am the master and slave of my emotions.

"We all are in this scene, otherwise we wouldn't be here." Can I offer you a drink""

She accepted my apology and I was glad that she had. Donna was friends with everyone on the scene and I tended to be a little too violent for most everyone. Even Alice was scared of me.

At the end of the night I took a taxi downtown to my East 10th Street apartment. The rooms were as empty as the fridge. Alice wasn't coming back from Skiing at Snowshoe until Sunday and she had been ignoring me for weeks, still thinking she was too fat to make love. I could have gone home with someone. The girls at Hurrah were easy. Hell, I was easy, but I remained true to Alice, who failed to understand that I loved her.

While in Boston I had told my mother, "If I had the money, I'd propose to Alice."

"She is a smart girl and you need to be with someone smart to make your body and soul happy."

It was late, but I tried to call Snowshoe. I let the phone ring four times. The operator for the resort was off-duty. I don't have a camera and don't have any photos of Alice. Al I have is my memory.

Disco is king and queen of the music scene. No punk gets played on the radio other than Blondie. People of the night loved disco. I loved it too. It was great to dance to at Studio 54, Cisco Disco, or parties and I really loved my hometown girl, Donna Summers.

Punk was never going to break big-time. The record companies promoted Led Zeppelin, old Beatles tunes, and any group with a lot of hair. Disco and MOR rock. Where did soul go? Drugs had burned out the inner cities and disco was easy to control for the Big Labels.

Tomorrow I'm off and will head down the CBGBs to meet with Guadalcanal to see Johnny Thunders, a rare appearances for the ex-member of the New York Dolls, since they were under contract to Max's. Guadalcanal says he had peyote. I haven't tripped in ages.

LATER

ROCK AND ROLL DECAY The mellow muzak of the Rolling Stones. The Beatles forgotten The stars of the 1960s flickered out of the scene Dead, drugged,or drunk Useless, boring or wastedSelling out to the corporations.

LATER

Almost dawn I went outside to the corner bodega to get beer to quench my thirst. I also picked up the New York Times and sat on my stoep.

The Shah of Iran will be deposed in the coming months. Taiwan is angered at the USA for signing a treaty with Mainland China. All across the USA murders make the headlines. I hear gunfire from the corner every week. The drug war of the CIA has devastated the Lower East Side and every inner city black neighborhood. I leave my apartment to get a beer at the Yemeni bodega. Hakkim and George round the corner. They are both high on smack. George punches his friend and they cross the street to avoid me, although Hakkim glares my way and says, "One day white boy we are going to get you. And that ain't no lie. And that hillbilly girlfriend of yours."

Hearing his threat I tensed to chase them, but they were gone like the wind, which was cold this morning. Only eight more hours to the night. I cracked open a beer and put away the newspaper. If I was lucky, I might get some sleep. it was long overdue.

ENTRY - 1/28/2022 - BROOKLYN

My friend Dave Henderson was heading to Maine for the holiday with his wife Kate. I asked for a ride. They could drop me at Old Orchard Beach from where I would catch the Amtrak train to Boston's North Station. My sister-in-law Kathy, informed me that she was having ten guests to their Cambridge house. I backed off the trip worried about possibility of catching Covid, however the idea of spending a night on Old Orchard Beach was a throwback to my childhood Only one problem. All the motels cost $139, even in the dead of winter, so I opted for going to dine with the Nepolas on Staten Island, where I had a great time.

I didn't drink anything, but gorged myself on cake and sweets.

Dr. Nepola and I go back to my first year of University.

1970.

Not a single fight, even though I abandoned him in Berkeley for a ride with Marilyn and her daughter in an overpacked Pinto. The wife of a Cockette, a transvestite dance group popular in San Francisco. We made love on the Bonneville Salt Flats. After leaving me in Cheyenne, she said she'd come back stay with me in Big Village. She showed up with her daughter and my next-door neighbor, Ande, knew her and I was cock-blocked by his girlfriend, Ann-Marie, who was good friends with Marilyn it was small world after all.

FOOT NOTES

Hurrah was a punk-rock nightclub on West 62nd Street. I worked there as the doorman until getting caught for selling tickets over and over again on SRO evenings, thanks to being ratted out by Karl, a sneaky queen.

Stoep is old Dutch for stoop.

Wednesday, December 25, 2024

BOXING DAY BLIZZARD - East Coast - 2010

From 2010

December 23 2010 was my last day of work for the holiday season. Richie Boy and I had worked solid three weeks. That day an extra hour was added to the schedule in hopes of last minute shoppers. There were none. Jewelry for the naughty and nice had been x-ed off Santa's list this year, although Richie Boy retained high hopes for December 24.

"I can't believe you're leaving on the biggest shopping day of the year."

"I'm going to Boston to be with my family." I had skipped the trip in 2009. My Xmas mood was Elvis Presley 'blue'. The day spent drinking wine at Frank's Lounge on Fulton Street in Brooklyn This year was different. My father's death in November had slashed the fabric of my universe. I shrugged to Richie Boy. "I'm done."

"Okay, if that's the way you feel." At the end of the day he gave me my salary and bonus. A little more generous than 2009.

Richie Boy, his father, and I drank a bottle of wine after the safe was locked for the evening. It was 7pm. We drank another and toasted our effort this year. That summer we had been dead in the water, but Richie Boy and I and Manny pulled off some lucky sales.

"See you next week." I went home to the Fort Greene Observatory to pack my bags with gifts for my nieces and nephews. Sleep came early as did my morning alarm.

7am.

On the Fung Wah bus to Boston by 10.

South Station by 3.

Two beers at Jacob Wirth and a train to the South Shore for a joyous reunion of friends and family at my old next door neighbors. I drank Black Russians, wine, and a glass of Irish whiskey. My brother-in-law said that I was the loudest person at the gathering.

"Then I accomplished my mission."

Christmas morning I awoke on their couch. Somehow last night I had changed into pajamas. My breath could melt chrome off a tailpipe. I blamed the cat, Shadow, for peeing in my mouth. Christmas dinner of turkey and apple pie at family tales. Laughter of old stories following accusation of mendacity. My tales were constant targets and I said, "All stories are true if interesting."

My sister went to the movies to see Summertime Christmas with her daughter and her new boyfriend from Maine. His son was seeing something else. I sat with my brother-in-law and his good friend, Bob, a fellow lawyer. We planned a May assault on Mount Washington. Vodka-tonics gave us courage for the future climb. We were all the same age.

His son returned from seeing THE FIGHTER with the phone plastered to his ear. Orbitz had called him. His flight to DC had been canceled due to the threat of a blizzard. Continental couldn't get him back until Monday. Amtrak wasn't accepting reservation on the Acela. There was only one option.

Fung Wah, the infamous Chinatown to Chinatown bus line.

This morning we woke at 7:45. My sister packed left-overs for both of us. Matt was expected at work the next day. The storm wasn't hitting DC. His father drove Matt and me into South Station. We caught the 8:30 bus to Chinatown. The driver valiantly disobeyed every traffic law to get us into Manhattan within four and a half hours. The snow was light. I brought Matt over to the DC bus on Allen Street. It left at 1:30.

"I'll be home by 6." He hugged me goodbye. Matt and I have always been close.

"Are you sure you don't want to stay with me?"

"No, I want to get home."

"Good luck." I felt the same way and subwayed over to Lafayette and Fulton. The snow was nothing special, but by the time I left my house, tornadoes of snow were swirled down South Oxford. People were hurrying home. The good grocery on Fulton was closed. The wine store was open. I bought a bottle of wine and hurried over to Frank's Lounge to watch the end of the Jets game in Chicago.

They lost to the Bears.

I had three beers with Roe during the first half of the Giants game.

They lost too.

The winds blew hard down Fulton. The snow accumulation was already a half-foot This was no joke. I texted Matt. He was nearing Trenton VT. Richie Boy texted me from Vermont. Tomorrow was going to be a snow day. The diamond exchange had been closed, due to the blizzard. I bid everyone at Frank's Lounge good night and trudged to the Fort Greene Observatory like a French soldier on the retreat from Moscow. My landlord, AP was with his family out west on a ski trip.I shoveled the sidewalk twice and then retreated to the top floor to cook myself dinner.

Left-over Christmas ham from Christmas dinner.

I texted Matt to tell how good the apple pie tasted.

"Nice." was his reply.

He was nearing Delaware.

DC was another two hours away.

But Fung Wah was determined to get him there.

"When no one else is moving, Fung Wah will get you there."

They were dependable.

New York's Mayor Bloomberg was golfing in Bermuda for the storm. The sanitation commissioner had been trapped by drifts in Queens. Thanks to him work crews had been organized to shovel out buses and stranded citizens, who had to get somewhere or at least thought they needed to be elsewhere. Nothing moved on Fulton Street in Fort Greene and the subways were closed to avoid their getting trapped above ground in the outer boroughs. Mayor Bloom fired the sanitation commissioner after he returned tanned from the Elbow Beach Club in Bermuda. Like a blizzard he was dependable. An asshole like all billionaires.

JAI YEN MAI by Peter Nolan Smith

Back in 2007 on Boxing Day my daughter was playing on our soi in Pattaya. A pick-up roared down the street like the driver had murdered his wife and was bell-bent for the border. From my perspective the bumper came too close to my little precious daughter and I jumped on my scooter to chase the speeding pick-up.

At the corner of main drag I slapped his passenger door with my open palm.

It was a clumsy move and I swerved off my bike to avoid entering the car mayhem of Soi Bongkot. The bike dropped to the ground and I struggled to right the Yamaha. My neighbor, who appeared to have such a small head through the windshield, got out of the car in a football hooligan fury. His small noggin was attached to a King Kong body tattooed with Chelsea slogan. I spotted 'Strive for victory shun defeat!' a nanosecond before his first punch.

Lefts and rights gashed my eyebrow and cheek. Grappling his arms, I realized, "Shit this guy is strong and knows what he's doing."

Finally he was out of breath and asked, "Had enough?"

"Yeah, but you're still a cunt for nearly hitting my daughter."

We left it like that.

My daughter's mother regarded at my black eyes and bruised face.

"What you want to do?"

"Nothing right now."

Taking a baseball bat to his windshield or slashing his tires would escalate the conflict to the point where someone would get hospitalized since Pattaya was packed with lager louts and hooligans avoiding travel in Europe now that Spain has an extradition treaty with the UK.

"Good. Better to have jai-yen." She kissed my cheek and gave me a beer. Fights led to blood and blood led to death.

My male Thai friends from the Buffalo Bar said that we had to get him.

Gae-kaen or revenge.

"But not today." They advised with a grim smile. "Wait, we get him later."

Their list of suggestions were dominated by a beating or vandalizing his truck.

"We do. You not worry. You not call the police?"

"No police." Calling the police meant paying sin-bon or bribes without any guarantee of satisfaction.

"Good." The Thais nodded in agreement. "Lam-Luat no know. Good."

Throughout the week my farang bikers asked, "What happened to you?"

I explained the situation, but changed the story to say that my assailant was an 80 year-old man. No one snitchd faster than a biker on the run.

"Really?"

"Some of these geezers are wiry and fast."

"What are you going to do?"

"Nothing as long as he drives slower in the neighborhood."

Doing nothing felt funny.

George W Bush wouldn't do nothing, but the Pentagon wasn't in my back pocket.

Nothing seemed wrong, although the skinhead lout drove by my house every day with a pit bull in the back. At least he was going slower.

I spent a week doing push-ups. It was a waste of time.

I was no longer a fighter, but I was vicious and spotted a cluster of red ants in my mango tree.

Normally I would have sprayed the swarming tentacles with a pesticide since mot-daeng were wicked biters. This time I went into the kitchen and brought out a pot of honey.

"Winnie the Pooh," my daughter called out, as I coated the leaves with the sweet sticky honey.

My wife took one look and said, "Gae-kaen."

I nodded my head and waited for the ants to gather their clan.

Red ants swarmed over the leaves to get at the honey. Within an hour the branch bent under their weight. By dark they numbered in the thousands, thanks to my attentive resupply of honey.

It was time.

My daughter's mother was watching a Thai soap opera. She only had eyes for the TV. I drove my scooter around the block. The pick-up truck was parked on the street.

I returned to the mango tree and coaxed the red ants into a paper bag. It actually felt heavy and then I dressed in black camouflage for the night. I crossed through the backyards of several abandoned house to the adjacent street. No dogs barked out a warning.

The skinhead's truck was parked under a tree. I snuck up to the driver’s door and slathered a thick dollop of honey on the door handle. Another was painted under the door. I checked the street and uplifted the bag . A little too fast, because more ants fell on me than the door.

Thousands of them sought my flesh.

Hundreds of them found it.

I threw down the bag and ran into the darkness with the ants biting everywhere.

My daughter's mother spotted the welts.

"Gae-kaen."

"Yeah, gae-kaen."

The next day I heard from neighbors how the football hooligan had come out his house and gotten into to his car to be attacked by thousands of fire ants.

They regarded me with approval.

I smiled a 'yim-mai-loo', saying I didn't know what they were talking about, but they smiled back to say they knew, because like the Irish the Thais believe that revenge was always best served cold.

Especially with red ants on hand.

Montauk Train # 25

Montauk Train # 24

Yesterday afternoon
I returned to New York from Montauk
The 2:45pm train to Atlantic Avenue
On time departure
Picking up speed along Navy Beach
60
Crossing Hither Hills
New York City bound
For Christmas Eve___
The only passenger on the head car
Sitting on the right side
Out the window
Nepeague Bay
Farther North
Barely in sight
IN the afternoon light
The Connecticut shore
On the distant horizon
Train moving 65
Ever to the West___
No one gets on
At Amagansett
People are where they are
There's another hour of sunlight left
On Christmas Eve 2024___
Calls to family and friends
Around the world
No answers
No texts
Nothing
Me alone on the train
Past Southampton
I fall asleep
Maybe dream
Wake to a fuzzy recollection of eternity
To night
As the train enters Jamaica
Making good time
Transfer to a waiting train to Brooklyn__
First stop
East New York
Nothing says Christmas Eve
Better
Than an empty LIRR platform in East New York
Minutes later
Arrive on time to Atlantic Terminal
Fifteen passengers
Disembark
Into Christmas Eve of Downtown Brooklyn
No one waiting for me___
Outside
Night
Cold
Quiet
Not as quiet as Montauk
Not as cold as yesterday
Back in the city
The whir of car wheels
In my ears
Buildings everywhere
Empty streets
Christmas lights decorate Fort Greene
Walk carefully
On
Slippery day-old cold snow
Crushed flat
By thousands of feet___
Fort Greene
Unpopulated
Condo towers unlit
Undecorated
Almost alone as me
But I'm not lonely
Just alone
I have families to the north
In New England
Across the world
In Thailand
Wives, children, grandchildren
More apart by miles
Than by heart
Raise my eyes
No moon
Not a single star in the sky
To guide me to Bethlehem
Under the cruel rule of the IDF___
Only clouds
And I've seen both sides now___
Breathe easy
Coming down Clinton Hill
Past the gauntlet of light
Red, Green, yellow, blue and white
The houses filled with people
Not my people ___
Then I see the tree elves
Breaking down the shack
Sheltering them
Throughout the tree-selling season
They turn to see me
Call my name
Smile
I smile
I am not alone
I am with them
As I am with everyone
Here
and around the world
Apart
Alone
And
Together
In this life
Merry Christmas
And Peace of Earth
Pais, Shalom, Salaam, Khwan Sanuk
It all means the same
Peace
Now____
End all wars
Please give peace a change
It is all up to us
Because we are us__

Sunday, December 22, 2024

December 22, 1978 - East Village - Journal

Andy promised to call me this afternoon from Boston. I hoped to stay with him in Brookline, instead of my parents in Milton. I hated the suburbs. I waited by the SRO hall phone at the 11th Street SRO. Nothing. No call. I walked over to the St. Marks Bookstore, browsing Peter Matthieson THE SNOW LEOPARD. I wished I was a plane to Kathmandu. I barely have the money to go to Boston for Christmas.

I thought about clipping the travel book, but this store isn't chain, so I returned it to the travel section stacks. I walked across town through Washington Square Park, resisting the pitch of the reefer dealers. Fat chance of getting high on their toothpick joints. Reaching the Carmine Street Cafe, I sat with Grant and then Cyrena. I had quick sex in the bathroom with Rafaela, the married owner, then returned home to speak with Willem and Joe Han about making a movie.

I have presents for everyone, but my brother, so I'll buy him DISPATCHES by Michael Herr, hard core. But what about Alice? Still in West Virginia. I wonder if she has had her period. I don't have the courage to ask.

I miss her and yesterday walking down Second Avenue smelling the scent of pine and thought, "Why isn't Alice with me?"

She's skiing with her father. a hillbilly snow bunny and will celebrate Christmas with her divorced mother in Parkersburg. We haven't spoken in three days, the longest silence since our summer split. The last time we conversed I remember how her voice had sounded elitist. A college ingenue filled with erudition. Now her voice has been tempered by New York, unlike mine, which remains faithful to New England.

Saturday, December 21, 2024

Happy Celtic New Year 5571

The New Year has been celebrated on countless dates throughout history. The Celtic Sahmain in November marked the end of the light half of the year. The Chinese New Year begins with the first lunar month coinciding Tet, the Vietnamese New Year and Losar for Tibet. Most of the other New Years are determined by either solstices or a lunar events, while the Thai Songkran signals the coming of the rain with the new moon in April.

The modern-day New Year originated with the old Roman calendar and the Early Christian pinpointed January 1 as the date of their dead messiah's Bris or circumcision, although many western European nation maintained separate holidays such as Lady Day in the United Kingdom up until 1751.

to spend My foreskin was schlocked off at birth. I mourn the desecration of my body. I want this new year in Bannok, Thailand, a rice village fifty years off the Asia Highway. None of the other males were gelded by a doctor or midwife. It is nothing to celebrate.

So happy Celtic New Year 5572.

I really mean it.

Friday, December 20, 2024

The Longest Night

Stonehenge has endured time. This morning the sun rose in the east. Light passed through the massive portals to cast a path marking the winter solstice. Beer and mead were ready for drinking after the season of fermentation. Both were served as food through the winter. I have always called the Winter Solstice the holy day Beermas.

I celebrated it often during the cold months.

Modern historians paint a bleak portrait of the Bronze Age.

The time after Meán Geimhridh was known as the famine months.

Neanderthals and Cro-magnons survived the annual starvations, but thanks to the fermentation of beer.

This morning I woke this morning to the sun rising over Brooklyn.

The light was gold on the tall buildings to the west.

The flash of dawn honored the time and the day.

Four years ago I drank beer and Irish Whiskey with friends.

I drank Irish whiskey.

It was a good beermas, but now there is no beer for Sean Coll and I will read through the longest night.

Brionglóid milis or sweet dreams.

NORTH NORTH HOLLYWOOD - Chapter 1 - A novel by Peter Nolan Smith


Six women crowded the honeymoon suite of the Coastal Motel. The buxom 'groom' patiently waited on the bed for her 'bride', while the brutish camerawoman glanced at the director and tapped her watch.

"Lena, are you ready yet?" A bead of sweat trickled down the wiry director's spine, as she knocked on the bathroom door.

"One more minute," the female lead shouted from inside the tiled room.

“That’s fine as long as it’s sixty seconds.” Sherri Conti signaled the camerawoman to prepare for the money shot, acutely aware that the different segments of a movie set operated at contradicting speeds within the same time frames.

The technicians were habitually fast, except they were had nothing to do, and the talent was traditionally slow, especially when they were being rushed by the producer.

A director's job was to ensure the contrasting sides of the camera meshed during the actual shooting and Sherri checked the equipment for any potential miscue. Everything was in place, except for the girl in the bathroom.

There was no way that Lena was suffering stage fright. The young starlet had performed sex before a camera over fifty times and had not once gone up or blown her scene. Lena was simply dropping into her persona. Sherri had undergone the identical transformation in hundreds of hotels, condos, and ranch houses over her twenty-year career in XXX films.

The extra time had been worth the wait, because once Sherri had heard the word ‘action’, her body had exhibited a tangible hunger for sex and the camera never lied in an industry with no special effects.

Sherri’s name had once blazed on marquee lights in Times Square and her body had filled a millions of TV screens for audiences of one. A devoted fan had amassed a list of her on-screen lovers. The number ran into the thousands. The handful of stand-outs had vanished from the Valley like animals scourged into extinction. Sherri could have easily joined them, but her near-miraculous survival granted the forty-five year-old director the status of living legend.

The accolades, setbacks, or sins were meaningless to Sherri, for porno was still a business and time was money and she turned to the black woman on the queen-sized bed.

"Josie, give us a sound check."

"You got it, boss lady."

Big Josie Cane had worked for Sherri ten times.

The ex-actress’ production company paid better than the standard daily of $500 and the director had never blindsided the actresses with bizarre requests, so Josie gladly saved her best performances for Sherri. These girl-on-girl scenes were especially easy with Lena, for the Spanish girl shone in a business where most actresses were lightbulbs.

Rising off the mattress Josie spoke into the overhead boom.

"Testing, one, two, three." Josie cinched the belt of the strap-on dildo, which she didn't want to slip out of place during the shoot. This was going to be one long take and she meant to make the most of it.

"How clean is it?” Sherri asked the soundwoman.

Even with the taped windows and heavily blanketed door the microphone picked up the wet sizzle of 18-wheelers on the rain-drenched Ventura Freeway.

"Nothing I can't fix in the sound studio." The soundwoman had heard worst background noise.

The battery of Soft Ks, 10Ks, and Mighty Mole lights around the room pushed the temperature into the 90s. Sherri surveyed the sheen of sweat on Josie and figured that the male audience would appreciate the glistening ebony skin.

"It’s a go, once the 'jig inky' is in focus." The stocky gaffer in jeans studied the bed. Not a single shadow was visible on the sheets.

"Okay, we'll deal with that when Lena is in place." This scene needed to be shot and Sherri nervously pushed back her brown shag-cut hair. “Lena, that minute is up.”

“Ready or not here I come.” The raven-haired actress emerged from the bathroom and struck a provocative pose before the crew. The muscles of her girlish body were taut from dance classes without any deformation by gym training. A neutral-toned blush heightened the smoothness of her olive skin. Mascara accented the Oriental cant of her green eyes and her coal-black hair was cut to mimic Cleopatra.

She was more exotic than beautiful and this attribute converted into star quality. Her DVDs sold out every first run and the critics had nominated her ‘best new starlet’ for the upcoming XXX awards in Las Vegas.

“Finally.” Sharon clapped her hands and the crew snapped to attention.

Lena crossed the room to her off-screen lover.

The actress was an inch shorter than Sherri and her pouting pelvis grazed the director's thigh. The older woman stiffened, wishing that she was on the bed, instead of Josie, however the director had retired from that side of the camera five years ago.

"Nervous?"

"Nervous? I was made for this." The younger woman glided out of reach and every woman in the room studied her nakedness. Lena wouldn't have it any other way, for she was as much an exhibitionist as a voyeur.

Lena lay on the bed with her legs apart.

Her character in the film was called Desiree.

A runaway who had never been with a woman before.

Lena had run away from her home at the age of 14 and knew every aspect of this role inside out.

The gaffer adjusted the 'jig inky', as the make-up artist feathered the final touches on Lena's metamorphosis into a white trash virgin's first meeting with a bull dyke.

The market for most adult entertainment was predominantly male. Lena’s audience was evenly split between men and women, despite purely lesbian content of her films. Part of her appeal had to do with Lena's youth. She was new meat.

Sherri's first film had been a 8mm loop filmed in a Times Square studio. She had played a pizza girl delivering an order of pepperoni pies to a stag party. The invulnerability of her youth hadn’t lasted long in the meat grinder of adult film industry and Sherri was determined to protect Lena from such damage, but no one could survive forever without losing their soul.

Lena deserved to be in real films and Sherri had a plan to get the young girl on the silver screen, but now was not the time.

“Everyone set?” Sherri asked the crew.

“Ready, when you are, boss lady.” The gaffer retreated from the lights and Lena's hand dropped to her shaved vagina. Soon it would be replaced by that of another woman. The old Jefferson Airplane song SALLY GOES ROUND THE ROSES popped into Sherri’s head and the chorus repeated in her mind.

“Saddest thing in the whole wide world is to see your baby with another girl.”

“Josie, take your position.” Filming Lena with another woman was becoming increasingly difficult, but Sherri waved the make-up woman from the bed. In the end she was a professional.

“Places.”

Big Josie Cane assumed the 'top' position for the classic 'cowgirl reverse' shot and the Super 8mm video camera transmitted a pixilated image of Lena speaking her lines onto the video monitor. The picture was a little fuzzy.

“Sharpen it a little,” Sherri ordered the crouching camerawoman.

“Got it.” The camerawoman crystallized the focus with the deftness of a safecracker.

The image on the screen looked real and Sherri prayed a technical failure would halt the filming, except the words, "Lights, camera, action" transported the crew and actresses into the magic world of movie-making.

While the camera wasn’t 35mm and the budget was less than $20,000, every woman in the room prayed today’s filming guiding was a magic carpet them to Hollywood, that most promised of Californian lands, and no one was refusing a shot at the silver screen matter how big or small the stage.

Any god or goddess would have known the truth.

Not everyone gets a shot at fame and fortune.

Only the very lucky and the very good and sometimes the very bad reached the promised land and one look through the viewfinder was proof that Lena de Gama was destined for that heaven, for the camera never lies about the truth.

The Glitter Of Gold

From 2011 In the summer of 1993 Tall Meg and I drove from LA to New York in her 1966 Studebaker Lark. Tall Meg was in love with a man in New York and I was returning to no one. She was in a hurry, but had never made the cross-country trip, so we detoured from the Interstate and headed into the desert. The first night I erred thinking that there were plenty of motel rooms in Monument Valley in Arizona. We arrived at dusk to discover the two motels were sold out. That evening Tall Meg and I crashed in the car parked off the road leading to Colorado. Both of us were too tired to travel any farther.

"At least the seats fold down." The night was lit by the cosmos. Kerouac and Cassidy might have traveled down this road.

"Don't say anything." Tall Meg was pissed at me. It was cold in the high plains. Cars passed every few minutes. I stepped outside and stared at the billions of stars clustered in the sky. I couldn't recollect ever having seen so many. Tall Meg joined me.

"A lot of stars." She was still angry at me, but her eyes shined with the heaven.

In the morning we continued on our way. People were happy to see her car.

"What is it?" Most asked at the car stations. Tall Meg told them everything about her car. They waved good-bye and we entered the Rockies, stopping the night at a small hotel in Leadville, the highest city in the USA. We struggled to sleep in the high altitude. My lungs struggled to get my breath. Both of us woke at dawn. The road was downhill from Leadville. By the end of the day we would be in the plains. I stopped at a mountain stream that would become the Arkansas River and thought about swimming until Tall Meg pointing out that the crystal water which would was laden with the poisonous aftermath of gold mine owned by the Newmont Corporation.

"It's dead."

"And been dead for a long time."

Tall Meg and I left the river and I have thought about that sign on the Arkansas since then.

There were few clear streams left in America and the mining entity known as Newmont has moved much of its operations overseas. Last week the Peru government yielded to demands of local residents to stop the development of a massive gold pit in the Cajamarca region some 3700 meters above sea level. Residents had set up roadblocks to prevent any attempt by Newmont to drain glacier-fed lakes to support their mining operation. Newmont had proposed another set of negotiations, dangling the prospect of jobs before the locals. Such promises have been before to the people in Indonesia, Australia, New Zealand, Ghana and Peru with success, for Newmont produced 5.4 million ounces of gold last year. With gold at an all-time high Newmont is the most successful gold mining operation in the world, however the locals living in the shadow of their mines have complained about deadly pollution and the failure to provide well-paid jobs to the community.

Newmont has been ignored these protests with the help of the government who are in the pocket of the mining giant. They have escaped audits for taxes and royalty payment thanks to a legion of lawyers. Managers are adept at short-changing workers overtime in foreign countries and contributed to the danger of mining by avoiding adherence to safety regulations. The CIA has repeatedly acted in favor of Newmont to the detriment of the workers and local communities. All that glitters might be gold, but that gold is not for everyone. Not in America and not in Peru.

Montauk Train # 20

Montauk Train # 10
8:18 out of Jamaica EMD diesel hauling passengers East All the way east To the last stop Montauk___ Last day of autumn December 20 Gray morning Almost winter 34 degrees outside Comfortable on the train Another two hours to Montauk Passing through the Long Island suburbs Small houses From the 50s and 60s For the parents of baby boomers Fleeing the city The small apartments The dirty streets The others___ Safe clean and space to breathe Beaches only minutes away Living the American dream__ Still looks that way From the 8:18 to Montauk No one on the streets Only cars One deer by a pond No other sign of life___ I know this life Suburbs of the South Shore In the Blue Hills South of Boston These houses So familiar Even after leaving the suburbs in 1976__ The East Village, London, Paris, Hamburg, Yucatan, LA, Bali, Thailand so many remote places Far from the suburbs But not today Just outside the window Family house, Christmas decorations, empty Street, bare trees, more marshes now Soon out of the suburbs On the 8:18 to Montauk Eastward bound__

Thursday, December 19, 2024

December 19, 2024

Almost two years since my liver transplant. I'm on the Q train crossing the East River. Over the years I've probably crossed he Manhattan Bridge thousands of times. Today it's to Weill-Cornell hospital on the Upper East Side. Yesterday while taking care of Professor Berthell Ollman I noticed my abdomen swelling and the sensation of pressure. Back at 387 I stepped on the scale. Up two pounds in a day. If I've learned anything over the last years it's if something doesnt feeling good, check on it. Last night and this morning I called the transplant doctor on call. This morning she suggested my heading up to the ER to get blood work. The express train is passing 23rd Street. I'll be there by 8. Coffee and a bagel. Unfortunately I will be missing a day's work. Tant pis. Such is life. Happy Holidays.

Later

Almost noon. A MRI. A long one, as the nurse checks all my vents for bleeding. The screen shows the blue blood in the veins and the red oxygenated. Almost an hour on the bed, as she presses the scanner to my belly. There is no pain.

Good thing I came in early. Even better that I didnt go out to Montauk. Blood work. No eating. No drinking. Waiting for a Cat Scan. Cold back here.

A young couple come into the ER. The woman is in pain. The nurse examines her. She has numbness in her side. Lots of nurses in the ER. Not that many patients.

It's early in the day.

Four minutes short of noon.

No telling when I'll get the Cat Scan.

Later

ER's Cat Scan is an old one, a GE scanner from this century. The tech said he had performed fifteen scans since morning. Fifteen minutes each

Sunday, December 15, 2024

Central Park Boat Pond 2024

October 7th 1991

Autumn settles on the boat pond Central Park trees Green to Orange to Yellow On the pond To radio controlled sloops Race Through fallen leafs__ An imitation America Cup Both sailing south Driven on a crisp northwesterly___ Central Park Not the East Village Rosy red cheeked children Race around the pond At Arm's Reach From four nannies Three young mothers___ I remember my youth The change of seasons Summer to autumn I remember the wind Through the trees Of the Blue Hills All the colors So special The blue of the sky The white of the clouds Silver and gray too And the trees___ The leaves Green yellow red Under The strong sunlight Hearing the children's laughter Remember mine And my mother's laughter So long ago in our backyard In the Blue Hills. Laughter Same as Central Park Forever young___

Friday, December 13, 2024

Friday The 13th

From 2012

The USA has been fighting a decades-old war against Al-Al-Qaeda.

At one time its founder, Osama Bin Ladin had been our ally in the insurgency against the Soviets in Afghanistan. His family had ties to power brokers in Washington. Bin Laden's schism with the West began in 1990 with the stationing of foreign troops on the holy soil of Saudi Arabia after Gulf War I. At odds with the royal family OBL sought refuge in Sudan and allied himself with several Arab militant groups aiming to overthrown the no-secular dictatorships of the Middle East as well as any kingdoms backed by the West.

With the collapse of the Soviet Empire, the USA re-assessed the threats to its power and identified Al-Qaedaas a lynchpin of the widening cabal. The Luxor massacre in 1997, his soldiers aid to the Taliban, and the 1998 U.S. Embassy bombings proved the seriousness of his fatwa against the West and the FBI placed the Yemeni-born terrorist on the Top Ten Most Wanted list along with Whitey Bulger, the infamous Southie gangster.

The CIA reported throughout the summer of 2001 that OBL was funding a scheme to launch hijacked airliners at targets in the United States. George W Bush ignored the danger and his staff didn't even bother to read an August 6, 2001 report entailing the plot. America paid heavily for that blase attitude on 9/11.

The FBI upgraded his status to Most Wanted # 1.

The Bush regime never came close to capturing or killing the fugitive. His ghost haunted America. He was reputedly living under the aegis of the ISI, Pakistan's secret service operation. The full weight of US power could neither bring him to justice dead nor alive.

On May 2, 2012 several teams of Navy SEALS infiltrated Pakistan to attack a guarded compound several kilometers from that country's military academy. In the ensuing firefight Osama Bin Laden was executed by a double tap. He was unarmed at the time. His corpse was evacuated to a US aircraft carrier and after a swift religious rite his body was dumped into the sea. President Obama watched the entire operation via satellite after a night of entertaining reporters with a satirical riposte against the GOP at the White House Correspondents dinner.

"The order was to kill him."

The USA and its allies rejoiced at the news of his death. The Taliban and many in the Arab world doubt the USA could bring down the superstar of terror. Revenge has been promised against the West. The GOP has yet to congratulate the president on this successful mission and 16% of fat white men still believe that Barrack was born outside the USA.

Can't a brother get a break?

Food Superstitions in Thailand

From 2008

Thais have more superstitions than the Irish and some of them are devoted to food, since it's their third greatest love behind having fun and sleep.

Here's a short list of don't.

Eating a double banana will give a woman twins, which must be tough for those showgirls doing the banana tricks at go-gos.

Eating before your elders will reincarnate you as a dog. This rule is waved for disasters and fast food restaurants.

Eating food without rice will give you rickets.

Eating salt under a tree will kill the tree.

Eating other people's food without permission will swell your throat, so schnorrers beware. Schnorrer is a Yiddish term for people who eat of another person's plate without permission. I'm sure there's lots of Yiddish superstitions too.

Eating a kids' left-overs will make them naughty.

Eating before monk during the day will turn you into a ghost.

Eating corn with the flu will raise your temperature.

Never eat all the rice on your evening plate. Leave a little for the ghosts.

Eating chicken feet will give you bad handwriting. My wife loves chicken feet. Yech.

Eating chili sauce from a mortar bowl will give your kid big lips.

Eating turtles will make you walk slow. Eating chicken feet make me sick.

The last is about eating dog. I've feasted on dog in Indonesia. It doesn't taste like chicken. feet. It's actually delicious, but Thais think if you eat it, then you will be possess by the dog's spirit. Arf Arf.
<>Is that such a bad thing?

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Thursday, December 12, 2024

Friday the 13th Umphang

Ten years ago my ex-wife, daughter, and I set out from Chai-nat for Umphang, which is one of Thailand's most remote regions. I had calculated seven hours for the 500 kilometer trip. It took almost eleven hours of white-knuckle driving through the jungled mountains. The road in Umphang had been known as Death Highway back in the last century and a pick-up truck nearly smashed into us on a blind curve. We were lucky to arrive at our destination in one piece, since I hadn't realized that that day was Friday the 13th.

While the number 12 symbolizes completeness for numerologists, 13 has a reputation of a prime number steeped with irregularity, further tarnished by Jesus and the Twelve Apostles numbering 13 at the Last Supper and now in the Christian world 13 people at a table is feared to doom one of the guests to death .

Other cultures also consider 13 bad luck. The Turks effectively banned the number from their language. Vikings feared that if 13 guests sat to dinner, all of them would die within a year under the curse of Loki, their god of mischief. Some humans reject this belief and Manhattan has both East and West 13th Streets, however many high-rises on that fabled borough are missing the 13th floor.

Many superstitions have their base in gambling and gamblers exhibit an extraordinary fear of the #13 aka triskaidekaphobia.

Unlike the West Thais regard the number 4 as unlucky, although you'll notice on Thai Air flights there is no row 13.

Personally I think 13's reputation comes from the age at which Jewish boys used to be circumcised and nothing is more unlucky for a man than losing a piece of your penis, unless you’re a ka-toey.

Black Sabbath also released their first album on Feb. 13, 1970.

The date had nothing to do with ladyboys.

Although with Ozzie you can never be sure.

Other well-known numerical phobias

Never sit at seat #10 at a poker table.

Always wear red underwear when gambling.

In craps, always blow on the dice before you roll them. That apparently seals in the luck. However, should the dice leave the table, the next throw will be a loser.

Poker players should switch card protectors if luck is running bad.

For some dropping a card during a game is considered very bad luck. Others, however contend you should raise your next bet in that circumstance suggesting that it’s good luck.

Always enter and leave a casino through the same door.

Singing can be either good luck or bad luck while you gamble.

Don’t count your money during a poker session.

Stay away from sex the night before you play. (Not the most popular superstition).

Never let dogs near a gambling table. (Apparently they’re bad luck and no good at poker).

Never accept being paid with a $50 bill. They’re called “Frogs” and are said to be unlucky.

Never touch someone’s shoulder while he is gambling.

Don’t enter a casino through its main entrance; it’s cursed.

Switch on all the lights at home before leaving to gamble.

Nothing really bad happened this Friday the 13th.

At least not yet.

Tuesday, December 10, 2024

48D Long Freedom

From 2022

I loved the old Times Square.

Now it's a tourist trap waiting the rebirth of a generation of vicious Fagins, the criminal kingpin of Charles Dickens' OLIVER TWIST.

I have more respect more respect for the ruthless thieves of the 70s than the XXXXL tourists stuffing their faces with fast food on the ruins of Forty-Deuce.

Now the Times Square Association complains about the near-nude buskers such as Ms. 48D Long as eyesores.

I love her.

And I hate squares.

And so does the past.