Dinner With Lazurus

According to John 12:1 six days before Passover Jesus visited Lazurus, whom he had risen from the grave the previous year. Dinner was served by Lazurus' sister, Martha. His last miracle.

"Silami?" Aramaic for 'how are you doing?' must have been his Resurrectionist's greeting.

"Better than being dead or in Beersheba," Lazurus have joked.

"Anidanidi weyini ina yemībela negeri inidēti newi?" offered Jesus

"Love some."

This conversation is pure conjecture, since no one possessed a divine cellphone to record the dinner for the New Testament, but the Passaich fare was traditionally lamb and pita bread as ascribed by the tradition of High Holy Day celebrating the slaughter of the First Born to free the Hebrews from Egypt. Jehovah was a motherfucker.

After the feast Lazurus' other sister Mary about a pint of pure nard, an expensive perfume; she poured it on Jesus’ feet and wiped his feet with her hair. And the house was filled with the fragrance of the perfume. John 12:3.

As a child in Catholic school, the nuns taught that Mary Magdalene anointed the Messiah's feet, but it was Mary of Bethany based on Mrk 14:7

Judas objected, "“Why wasn’t this perfume sold and the money given to the poor? It was worth a year’s wages.” 12:5.

“Leave her alone,” Jesus replied. “It was intended that she should save this perfume for the day of my burial. You will always have the poor among you, but you will not always have me.John 12:7-8.

Luke 7;16 remarked a woman in that town who lived a sinful life learned that Jesus was eating at the Pharisee's house, so she came there with an alabaster jar of perfume. The other books lean toward Mary of Bethany. A pure woman as was Mary Magdalene was a wealthy follower of Jesus much maligned by the Church since Pope Gregory's Easter sermon portraying Mary Magdalene as a repentant prostitute or promiscuous woman .

Later that week God's Only Son on the Cross called out, "Oh Lord why has Thou forsaken me?"

Mind that there was no capitalization in Aramaic.

Neither was there any further mention of Lazurus in the New Testament, although he and his sisters were rumored to have fled Judah to settle in Marseilles along with Mary Magdalene.

All of this coming from word of mouth.

And according to James Steele, "All stories are true, if interesting."

On The March 2013

Yesterday afternoon I was working on a small film at the northern end of Mulberry Street with my friend Eric Marciano. I caught sight of a three young black robed priests carrying a large wooden cross. About a hundred teenagers followed the Jesus wannabes. Their faces glowed with devotion to their faith. The director, knowing my feelings about the Catholic Church, sidled up to me and said, “It’s their holiday. Don’t say anything.”

“I won’t, if they won’t.” I had been persecuted by the priests and nuns for my youthful atheism.

Several of the passing worshippers wished us, “Happy Easter.”

“Happy nothing.” I muttered up my breath.

“Zip it.” The director kicked my shin. Eric was a private apostate.

“Okay.” He was paying me to work, not harangue the believers.

They procession disappeared into Nolita and we returned to shooting our scene.

I have to learn some tolerance.

My mother would like my moderation of excess.

She was a good Catholic and a loving parent.

Happy Easter, Mom.

foto by jorge soccarras

Jesus Everywhere Even Paris

According to the Baltimore Cathecism of my youth, God is omnipotent, all-knowing, and omnipresent, so that Christians seek to see their God everywhere, as happened in the Dionysius tableau on the Paris bridge for the Olympics Spectacle. They saw blasphemy, instead of recognize the Last Supper as miracle, although they see Jesus everywhere. Believers in my hometown, Milton Mass. once espied an image of Jesus on a condensed window at the local hospital. Another miracle with the faithful praying to the Nailed God. But Jesus is everywhere, meme sur les fesses de un chien.

Their Lord moves in mysterious ways.

Beer Versus Jesus

Top Ten Reasons That Beer Is Better Than Jesus:-
a) No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
b) Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
c) They don't force beer on minors who cannot think for themselves.
d) Beer has never caused a major war.
e) When you have a beer you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
f) Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over a beer.
g) You don't have to wait 2000 years for a second beer.
h) There are laws saying beer labels cannot lie to you.
I) You can prove you have a beer.
j) If you are devoted to beer then there are groups who can help you stop.

ps rick santorum doesn't drink beer

the umpeenth coming by peter nolan smith

In the summer of 1971 my three friends and I tripped on LSD in White Mountains. the window pane was fierce. A twelve year-old emerged from the forest. For a minute almost believed he was Jesus, but his name was Jessie from Bethel NH

Music by doug henderson ex-drummer of Spongehead

Vortex sculpture by Dave Henderson also of Spongehead

To view video please go to the following URL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAuKter4ixA&feature=youtu.be

Tarzan Jesus

Edgar Rice Burroughs wrote TARZAN in 1912. The story of a British orphan raised by apes in Africa captivated American readers. The former businessman became wealthy off these tales of Dark Continent and the legend of Tarzan remains a money-maker for Hollywood.

While other actors brought the Lord Of The Apes to the silver screen, Johnny Weissmuller animated Tarzan for the cinematic audiences around the world. The Olympic champion embodied the character with his swimming, fighting, and famous cry swinging through the jungles.

"Me Tarzan. You Jane."

In my childhood Johnny Weissmuller was Tarzan.

Since his retirement Hollywood has drafted numerous actors to play the Lord of the Apes.

Lex Barker, Gordon Scott, Jock Mahoney, Ron Ely, Miles O'Keeffe, Christopher Lambert, Casper Van Dien, and now Alexander Skarsgård in a 3D version.

Personally I'm waited for TARZAN JESU.

A tale for the ages.

Beer Versus Jesus

Top Ten Reasons That Beer Is Better Than Jesus:
a) No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
b) Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
c) They don't force beer on minors who cannot think for themselves.
d) Beer has never caused a major war.
e) When you have a beer you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
f) Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over a beer.
g) You don't have to wait 2000 years for a second beer.
h) There are laws saying beer labels cannot lie to you.
I) You can prove you have a beer.
j) If you are devoted to beer then there are groups who can help you stop.

Jesus Jah Ma

PublishedFeb 20, 2015

“I have nothing against Christ. It’s your Christians I hate.”

This remark has historically been attributed to Saladin the Arab Jihadist during the Crusades.

I feel the same way about most religions except beer-worshippers.

“Every day is Beermas," my mate Nick declared at Pattaya's Buffalo Bar with the fervor of a suicide beer-drinker.

"The same for me." I celebrated Beermas often.

I don’t believe in God, Jesus, or an afterlife and certainly not that Mary was a virgin. That story about the Immaculate Conception was a cover-up for her affair with a mere mortal and it’s about time the church gave up that ghost.

Several years back a newspaper had reported that a female convict in SE Asia had achieved a virgin birth in solitary confinement.

I don’t remember where.

Thankfully there have been no calls about the 2nd Coming of Jesus, although Christian missionaries have been ratcheting up their efforts to convert Thai youth to the passion of God.

Big G wearing a muumuu like Buddha.

Several years ago my friend Ek lost his brother to preachers in Chonburi.

Now Poey’s a Sunday boy. He and his wife pray to God, happy to be saved for the heaven beyond this life.

One day the white-devil bible-thumpers established a mission down the street from my house and the Buffalo Bar.

Jehovah Witnesses.

My ex-wife asked me about Christ.

"They say he give paradise in sa-wan."

"Yes, heaven without beer and sum-tam."

Thai women couldn't live with out the spicy papaya salad.

"No want go heaven no have sum-tam."

That night I spray-painted 666 on the wall.

The next day the small congregation were on their knees praying for the number to disappear by the grace of God.

After 30 minutes they switched to soap and water.

By nightfall the 666 was a shadow.

Only 1% of Thais answered Christ’s summon. The number was bound to rise with the increased uncertainty of the times. Maybe the True Believers will get 1.1%. And if Jesus comes they can go to heaven and leave the rest of us behind.

Bon Voyage true believers.

Simplicity Of Sanity

THIS IS HOW 'THEY' THINK 1. the Manitoba Legislative Building – this is the “eye” looking over the us. Also, if you are standing looking down at the us, it forms an upside-down pentagram. If you have the time, watch Scott Onstott’s 10 min video on youtube about this place. It doesn’t get any more overtly masonic than this. 2. Denver, Colorado – the suburbs around Denver are: Littleton (Colombine) and Aurora, Colorado. Also, the notorious Denver airport 3. Waco, Texas – on April 19, 1993, 82 people were killed by the ATF, (I think 11 of 82 could be ATF people, or 11 in addition to 82 were ATF, I need to check). Also close by, In Oct. 1991, George Hennard crashes his pick up truck thru a Luby’s cafeteria then shoots and kills 23 before shooting himself. This was in Killeen, TX, and, he was at one time in the US navy. Also, remember the shooting at Ft. Hood (same vicinity), in Nov. 2009 by Major Nidal Malik Hasan, army psychiatrist, who shot & killed 32 before officer killed him – 33 total dead. Waco area is a real hot spot. I think its because the points between Waco & MLB (see no. 1) form a line straight down to give form to the pentagram. 4. Oklahoma City – there happened to be a drill that day (sounds familiar) when Timothy McViegh allegedly bombed the federal building on patriot’s day, Apr. 19, 1995. 5. Atlanta, Georgia – 1996 summer olympics Eric Robert Rudolf (double R), member of the army of god, kills 2 with bomb. An officer discovered the bomb and alerted people – I think its ironic his initials are ERR. Also of note, Atlantis (I mean Atlanta) is on the 33rd parallel. 6. Tucson, Arizona – Gabrielle Giffords shot, 6 killed on Jan. 8, 2011. This one is so recent, so you know the details & know it has false flag written all over it. 7. 101 California Street killings – (note 101, or 11) on July 1, 1993 in San Francisco, Gian Luigi Ferri kills 8 then himself at a law firm at this address In Stockton (suburb of san francisco), Jan. 17, 1989, Patrick Purdy (PP), goes to Cleveland Elementary School and kills 5 kids then himself. It was reported that he hated Asian Americans. All 5 were asian. Also of note, his father was in the military and his mother abused him. 8. Indianapolis, Indiana – June 1, 2006 – shooting at 560 N Hamilton Avenue (11), suspects killed 7 people, they are in prison, maintain their innocence. Strangely, the house where it happened was burned down (arson) in 2008. 9. Deepwater Horizon oil spill – April 20, 2010 – you know all about this one. 10. Not in the pentagram, but clearly a false flag operation – May 21, 1998, at 333 N 58th Street at Thurston High School, Kipland Kinkel (KK), killed 4 then himself in Springfield, Oregon. the school colors are red and black.

Godly Good Looks In the 2nd Person

Yesterday the ex-model from Paris has announced the following;

"It is written in the book of ISIAH that Jesus would have no physical attributes that would be physically attractive to others. Jesus did not have long hair and look effeminate, He was a carpenter, strong physically and probably what we would term as 'ugly'."

Next she'll tell us that he wasn't white.

The All Seeing Eye Of Pattaya

In 1960 my parents moved from Maine to Boston. My mother was a devout Catholic. My father was a convert. They had six children. Public school was banned by my mother and we attended Our Lady of the Foothills for our primary school education and the salvation of our young souls. Sister Mary Goretti was my 7th Grade teacher, but nun had a strict curriculum about the mystical wonders of God. On the first day of class she told the class, "On Judgment Day everyone who ever was will be assembled before God to watch your transgressions, so be good and wear clean underwear." The last directive was for the boys. We were constructed from snails and pig tails. Later that day my best friend asked Sister Mary Goretti, "Why would God make good people watch bad things at the End of Times? Is it to see what they had been missing."

"So they can see why you're going to Hell." Sister Mary Goretti's belief in a fiery pit was unshakable, until she left the sisterhood to join a lesbian farming commune. I had shaken the fear of burning much earlier than 7th Grade, however the possibility of everyone watching your every move became a reality in the 1980s as the UK police installed CCTV throughout England to combat terrorism, football hooliganism, and the scourge of public urination.

This voyeuristic police innovation has spread to Thailand in 2007, when the Pattaya police installed CCTV systems in all the bars on Soi 6 at the expense of the owners.  The purpose of their installation is to record any wrong-doings such as drugs or illegal sex or fights.

No more blow jobs on the sofas.

Everything sexual has to happen upstairs in the shabby rooms and that covers a lot of ground.

Men thought that it was only a question of time before the 'tam-luat' televise the chambers of lust. "They want to watch."

"Why?" It was a stupid question.

"Because all men like to watch." An attractive girl at Dirty Den's replied with a smile. "You want to see me with other girl?"

"No." She and I didn't have that kind of relationship.

"Another man?"

"Definitely not."

"Good." The only reason that liked going with two women was because it cut down on the work 50%. The equation was changed when two men were in the menage a trois. No girl on Soi 6 liked to sweat that hard. Personally I've never had the slightest interest of a menage a trois with two men and one woman. especially if there's a chance of anyone else seeing a 60 year-old man naked on video.

I suppose some freak would watch it.

Not me.

Not even in the mirror.

And Sister Mary Goretti probably feels the same way too.