The world Is 4Q - TV Fish

4Q serves a cryptic abbreviation for the most spoken phrase in theEnglish language.

People say these two words more than 'I love you' or 'huh'.

A variation of the term is 'snafu', which means 'situation normal all fucked up', which is exactly what I have to say after reading the a 2006 article from the WASHINGTON POST.

WASHINGTON - Abnormally developed fish, possessing both male and female characteristics, have been discovered in the Potomac River in the District and in tributaries across the region, federal scientists say -- raising alarms that the river is tainted by pollution that drives hormone systems haywire.

The fish, smallmouth and largemouth bass, are naturally males but for some reason are developing immature eggs inside their sex organs. Their discovery at such widely spread sites, including one just upstream from the Woodrow Wilson Bridge, seems to show that the Potomac's problem with "intersex" fish extends far beyond the West Virginia stream where they were first found in 2003.

The cause of the abnormalities is unknown, but scientists suspect a class of waterborne contaminants that can confuse animals' growth and reproductive systems. These pollutants are poorly understood, however, leaving many observers with questions about what the problems in fish mean for the Potomac and the millions of people who take their tap water from it.

Ka-toey fish. I knew fish were freaking from too much caffeine in the water. because my last time  in the states I couldn't catch anything. The fish were freaked by the Starbucks excess morning wake-up entering into the national water courses, but TV fish?

Even if there was a God he didn't create a he, she, and she-im fish. Not to get on Noah's Ark or swimming under it.

something is fishy in the world and it's not Denmark.

Ladyboy fish?

Mermaids okay.

But if the fish can bear fruit, what about the humans drinking the water.

Men keep a good look-out on that beer belly.

It might be more than that and being pregnant won't be easy to explain to your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, or same-sex union person who shares for health benefits.

Leap Into The Charles

My nephew treaded water in the Charles River.

Twenty feet beneath me.

Standing on the railroad bridge jumping is not meaningless.

Not jumping is meaningless.

My nephew shouts from the river, "Jump. It's a good thing."

Matt was right and I jump off the bridge.

And I fall like a stone through the air without ever reaching maximum speed.

I pass through twenty feet of air in a heart beat.

Splash.

Meaninglessness is good and the Charles River is warm on a sunny day.

36th Street Crossing

A train passing through at night.

Signals flashing bells a-clanging

Drivers impatiently waiting the passage of the caboose.

A red light fading into the night.

Foto by Jocko Weyland

Disappearing From Now

I was young once.

I knew Wendy Whitelaw.

We hung out in Paris.

The two of us were friends.

Sadly we never made love.

But we still are friends.

This week started with over 600 page views and drifted south to single digits.

Guess I'm headed for oblivion.

And we all know where that is.

An empty bed

A Message To Hillary

My letter to Hillary Clinton

Congratulations on your nomination.

I am a 64 year-old white male registered as an independent.

I live in new york city, which should overwhemingly support your campaign to be president.

My women friends are firmly behind you.

"I want to see a woman elected president before i die."

I supported your health care fight in 1993.

You were unfairly demonized by both parties.

Men mostly. But having lived in Europe I realized that your plan was only a small stepping stone to universal health care.

But you never said that.

Signaling your belief in the free market system.

That was to be expected on moderates, however you shined elsewhere.

In 1995 I was living in tibet. i listened to your speech at the women's congress on the BBC world service.

I was overwhelmingly to hear you say, "Now it is time to act on behalf of women everywhere.

If we take bold steps to better the lives of women, we will be taking bold steps to better the lives of children and families too. Families rely on mothers and wives for emotional support and care; families rely on women for labor in the home; and increasingly, families rely on women for income needed to raise healthy children and care for other relatives."

Women flowed into lhasa empowered by your words and i respect your efforts on their behalf.

Change is long overdue.

It remains long overdue as you well know.

I have to admit I was very disappointed by your war vote on Iraq and seemingly cosiness with the banks.

Being a shy person myself I recognize your reluctance to meet with the Press.

They are no one's friend, however to many people you have gone MIA in the last weeks.

It doesn't matter how much money you raise, if you don't have a message and right now your sentence is deafening.

People have trouble see you.

They accept what they are told.

You become what the media says you are.

If there was ever a time to break out of your shell, now is it.

Though not to parrot your previous newsspeak.

That rhetoric hides your soul and Americans want to see that.

They want to trust their president.

They want to feel safe.

They want someone who listens to them and not a friend of the banks.

Honesty, trust, safety.

I'm a father of five. we want to believe.

We can not believe in thin air.

It is time for you to be you.

Best wishes

Peter Nolan Smith

New Englander

Dirty Donald Trump Sanchez

The Dirty Sanchez is a mythical legend about the sexual aftermath of anal sex.

It's all a joke, but on Wednesday GOP presidential hopeful flew in his private jet to Mexico City at the invitation of Mexican President Peña Nieto. Both men needed political boosts. The New York billionaire trails Hillary Clinton, the Democratic candidate, despite the intense distrust many Americans feel for the ex-First Lady. Enrique Peña Nieto is also troubled by scandal and murderous violence from the drug cartels, leaving him with a wretched 23% approval rating. The two men met at the National Palace in hopes of gaining traction from the encounter. They spoke about migration and trade.

The two politicians shook hands and wished each other 'via con dios'.

Trump jetted north of the border.

He told reporters that neither man had mentioned 'the Wall' or who will pay for it, although at a rally Donald Trump once more shouted to his followers that Mexico will pay for the coast-to-coast Wall.

$32 billion US, despite only 38% of voters supporting the Wall.

Trump still feels the pull of Mexico in this election.

It's his one big thing.

Along with the deportation of 11 million illegal aliens on the first day of his presidency.

With what army?

The Mexican Army?

What an idiot.

But then this is America, the land of the freaked.

Anything is possible with idiots at the controls.

The Six Wives of Rex Harrison

The British actor Rex Harrison was once asked by a TV presentator, "You've been married six times. What's the one thing all your wives had in common?"

"They all left me."

Fucking classic and here are his six wives.

Lilli Palmer

Joan Elizabeth Rees-Williams

Mercia Tinker

Rachel Roberts

Kay Kendall

Strangely there are none of his first life online.

Guess when she left him, she burned all the photos.

Leaving is such sweet sorrow, but sometimes a pleasure too.