Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Cokehead President


President GW F Bush was angry after someone on the staff of #44 leaked minutes of the Oval Office meeting between the incoming and outgoing presidents. It seems that GW F Bush won't back the bail-out of the US automakers, unless the Democrats back his much-maligned free-trade agreement with Columbia.

I've asked several smart friends why GW F Bush would insist on this pact with the Latin American nation. None could give an explanation.

As far as I can surmise, Columbia's main exports to the USA are coffee, plantains, lingerie, and of course cocaine.

GW F Bush doesn't seem like he wears lingerie or eats plantains, so his interest has to originate with either coffee or blow.

My vote is for his drug of choice.

Zoot, ye-ho, coke.

Coffee you can get anywhere.

So GW F is more interested in getting blow than saving jobs in Flint, Mich.

Somehow that choice doesn't surprise me at all.

Then again #43 and I share the same vices.

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