In 2007 Pattaya celebrated the old Celtic festival of Samhain with a singularly Thai flavor. Bar girls dressed in skimpy dresses and go-go girls painted fake blood on their faces. Farangs drank more than normal nights. It's a pagan holiday and nothing says pagan better than sex go-go girls, beer, and a devilish hang-over the morning-after.
That Halloween I got no farther than the Buffalo Bar.
I wore my Ramones outfit.
Torn jeans, Keds sneakers, a Ramones t-shirt, and Ramones baseball cap.
None of the girls made any comment, since I had worn the same outfit to the bar on innumerable occasions.
I drank five Chang beers. 6.9 % alcohol.
I asked three lesbians to short-time with me.
They laughed at my lewd suggestions
The scary thing about Halloween 2007 was my two-minute motorcycle ride home.
Which on five Chang beers was mighty scary trip.
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