Showing posts with label biak. Show all posts
Showing posts with label biak. Show all posts

Monday, March 2, 2026

GHOST OF THE STUMP

In 1990 gem diamonds were priced to the advantage of the dealers on 47th Street. 50% profit was normal for most quality stones and my boss Manny rewarded his sales staff commissions based on 5% of the gross. Not the profit. On the gross. In late February I luckily hooked of the street a middle-aged woman seeking to buy a 5-carat F-color diamond for her aged mother in Florida off the street. The transaction was smoothly concluded within a week and the customer dropped $50,000 on a 5.12 FSI1 diamond. Everyone was happy with the sales, except for Manny. He thought we hadn't charged enough. Seeking company for his misery, my boss made the woman cry by charging $100 for shipping.

"Her tears were fake." Manny was a firm believer in Cato's old adage that the strongest acid in the world is a woman's tears.

"That may be true." I had fallen in love with enough women to agree with his assessment of her weeping. I always believed the tears. Mine too. "But for a $100."

"Doesn't matter." Manny smiled with the joy of this little victory. "It's all about money."

"She's a potentially good customer." His son and my good friend was trying to educate his father to the modern world.

"No customer owes you any allegiance." Manny was Bowery to the bone. Everything depended on numbers and sleight of hand. "Like everyone else they only think about themselves."

"Thanks. It's a good thing that we don't need repeat customers." Richie Boy shook his head and returned to working the phone.

We never saw the woman again, although the next day she called to thank me for my help. My commission came to $2500. My savings account held over $6000. An ad in the NY Times Travel Section offered around-the-world ticket for $1500. I planned on spending most of my trip in Indonesia.

"I'm going on vacation after you come back from Miami," I informed Manny the next day.

"For how long?" Manny looked out the window. Snow flurries were swirling in the air.

"Six months." I planned on writing a novel about pornography. My finances allowed a budget of $1000/month. The Lonely Planet Guide suggested $10/day for Bali. At $30 a day I was going to live like a pascha, a friend of an Ottoman sultan.

"Your job won't be here when you come up." Manny had worked 6 days a week since the time he was 15. He hated layabouts.

"If it is, it is." I was hoping to get lost on the other side of the world. Few of my family and friends had been to the Orient.

At a farewell dinner at my parents house outside of Boston my family members were curious about my trajectory around the world.

"First stop is LA."

"The home of Mickey Mouse." My youngest brother, Michael, loved Disneyland.

"The second will be Honolulu.

"We've been there." My father tenderly held my mother's hand. Last year they had thoroughly enjoyed their stay at the Royal Hawaiian Hotel. All their trips were second honeymoons.

"Next stop is Biak." It was an island off Irian Jaya. The stopover was optional. My travel agent, John from Pan Express, had said none of his round-the-world clients had stopped there.

"Biak?" My mother possessed a dictionary in her head, but she had never seen this destination in the Boston Globe's crossword puzzle.

"Biak. I know Biak." My Uncle Dave tapped the kitchen table for attention. A cigarrette in hand. He had served in the US Navy during the Pacific War against the Japanese Empire. "I fought there in the Battle of the Sump. We bombed the hell out of the jungle. The Japs didn't surrender easy. I lived on a destroyer for six months off Biak. I bet it hasn't changed since 1944. Coconut trees and cannibals. Let me know if the Dutch hotel is still open. Buy yourself a beer on me, if it is and Stay at the old hotel near the airstrip. It was still standing after the battle. I have no idea how."

Uncle Dave cuffed me $20 and back in New York I read about the Battle of the Sump at the Main New York City Library on 5th Avenue. From May 27 to August 17, 1944 the US Marines and Imperial Army fought the first tank vs. tank battle in the Pacific Theater. The defeated Japanese forces hid in a gigantic cave. The marines poured gasoline on them. Only few hundred survived the conflagration spreading through the cavern. I would drink a beer for them and the Marines too. I told my travel agent at Pan Express to book a stop on the island.

Two weeks later a Garuda 747 landed on the lengthy tarmac of Mokmer Airfield. The Indonesian Tourist Board hoped to develop Biak as a tourist destination. The disembarking passengers were greeted by a trio of black guitarists playing BY THE RIVERS OF BABYLON. The musicians were near-naked, except for a long gourd capping their penis. A string attached to a necklace of amulets directed the shell skyward. After a quick tour of the souvenir shop the hundreds of weary passengers reboarded the trans-Pacific flight bound for Bali. Naked Canninals were a hard sell for westerners.

I watched the 747 lift from the runway. Silence descended on the airfield like a long-borrowed cloak. The customs officials processed the two missionaries and me. Dusk sped from the east contradicting the  tropical laziness of the languid evening.

Across the street from the terminal was a low wooden building with the name HOTEL IRIAN JAYA. It was Uncle Dave's hotel. The establishment wore neglect with understated pride, but it looked comfortable and solid. The tropics were hard on buildings and even harder on people. Booking a room was facilitated by the absence of other travelers. This was the end of everywhere. The bellhop wore a vest along with a penis gourd. His skin was the color of the old mahogany piano in my grandmother's living room in Maine. Anthropologists called the inhabitants of Biak Melanesians.

"Have you ever heard of Africa?" I asked slowly in English, as I entered my room. "Africa." His eyes revealed a maze of miscomprehension.

"The continent of Africa." I pointed to his skin. Somewhere during the last Ice Age his ancestors must have across the landbridges from the Mother Continent to Asia and this archipelego.

"Tidak tahul, mistah." The bellhop shook his head. He hadn't understood a single word that I had said.

"No problem." I tipped him a dollar, which was big money this far from anywhere and he said, "Terami kasih banyak."

I figured that had to mean 'Thank you alot' and replied, "You're welcome." I put away my bags and opened the door to the veranda. Indonesian pop music was playing in the hotel bar. The sun was setting to the west on a mirror of slate gray sea. I checked my watch. 6:13. Biak was south of the equator. Day and nights were equal. Joseph Conrad might have sat in this room. So might have my Uncle Dave. I sniffed at the air. Clove. Someone was smoking a clove cigarette. I went to the front desk to make a phone call.

"To my mother." "

Sorry," the Indonesian manager explained that the phone only worked for the island.

"No problem."

I decided to celebrate my isolation from the rest of the world with a beer. The bar was at the end of a bamboo hallway. Two 40-watt bulbs provided illumination for the swirl of insects. The clove cigarette smoker wasn't an Indonesian or Biakian either. A white man with a beer-barrel chest sat on a stool with a diminutive oriental female aside him. He looked like an overweight Popeye and noticed my staring. There was no one else in the bar.

"You get off the plane?" His accent originated from Panhandle Texas. I had hitchhiked through Amarillo in 1974. I hadn't stopped there.

"Yeah, my uncle fought on Biak. He gave me $20 to drink beer at this hotel." I pulled out Dave's 'double sawbuck' and walked over to them. "Can I offer you drinks?"

"Then you've come to the right place. One for me. The missus is a Muslim. She'll have a soda." He introduced himself as Larry Smith. We shared the last name. The woman was Annisa. Larry explained it meant woman. He was a diver hired by a Singapore concern to open a scuba school on Biak. "The sea here is virgin. The reef drops into chasms. Fish and sea turtles everywhere and even better old Jap ships sunk during the war are scattered underwater. Rare fish, wrecks, reefs, and cheap beer. You can't get better than that. I have a good boat, but it has a shit engine. I'm waiting for someone to fly in a new one from Surabaya."

Every word cast a magical spell. The Texan was living many men's dream. Larry had escaped East Texas by going to sea. He had learned his diving skills on the oil rigs of the Gulf. His right hand was missing two fingers from an accident off Borneo. None of his stories were lies, because he had nothing to lose by telling the truth. His girlfriend came from Jakarta. They were staying at a less expensive hotel in town. My room was less than $10. His was $3. At midnight we finished the last beers in the hotel on my Uncle Dave's $20. The big bottles were $1 each. 

"I'm going diving tomorrow." He stood and tottered like he had spent too many years off dry land. His girlfriend helped balance him with her 40 kilos acting as a crutch.

"Where?"

"Out there?" He pointed to the black sea. "You want to come along. I'll show you the island too."

"Sure." The hotel wasn't pushing tourist tours. "See you in the morning."

"We don't get up early."

"Me neither."

They wobbled from the bar and I returned to my room. My one luxury was a world-band radio. I tuned to the BBC and fell asleep to a report about the first McDonald's opening in Moscow. I hadn't eaten a Big Mac in 10 years.

In the morning hunger growled through my stomach like a rabid tiger in the jungle. The nearest man-killer was at the western end of Indonesia on Sumatra. I had plans to go after Bali and Java. I washed my face in the sink and went down the hallway to the dining area with a Nelles Map of Indonesia in hand. I was the only guest for the breakfast buffet of eggs, bacon, toast, coffee, rice, and fruit served by the gourd-adorned waiter. I didn't have the courage to ask why they didn't bother to cover their balls. Michael Rockefeller had been eaten by my server's brethren on the Asmat coast.

Food was not the answer to my hang-over, so I drank bottled soda water and ate another order of toast. My waiter was grateful for his tip of $1. His smile revealed sharp teeth. The guide books assured travelers that no Biakians had eaten human flesh for over fifty years. The waiter's fangs looked flossed from use and I exited from the hotel with a shiver.

The gunmetal sea was flat as a young girl's chest. The palm-fringed beach was littered with broken boats and the bones of dead pigs. Large fish quivered at the banquet of dead flesh along the shore. I put my foot in the water. I hadn't come halfway across the world to be squeamish and stripped off my shirt. I swam out beyond the filth. Within seconds my hangover was history, thanks to a surge of exhilaration.

Americans aspired to visit the cathedrals of Europe, the Riviera, and Rome. In the 180s I had lived in Paris for six years. A single night in Biak exorcised those years and I asked myself why I ever bothered living in the West. This was the world of Jack London's Tales of the South Pacific. I swam back to gritty beach and toweled off the wet. I tugged on a shirt and walked over to Larry's Hotel. Biak's market was flush with exotic fruits and multi-colored birds. This was also Conrad's Orient. LORD JIM and MCHALE'S NAVY.

"Mistah tingal di sana." A banana salesmen pointed to an unpainted barrack. Larry's hotel would have been condemned by a bribed housing official in Appalachia. His girlfriend was outside on the patio, washing a tattered shirt the size of a tent.

"Rarry." Annisa called without lifting her head.

"Hey, man." Larry exited from the room naked. His girlfriend threw him a sarong with horror. He wrapped the shredded fabric around his waist. "Go figure. All the men around here wear nothing but a gourd. That's all right. But I go buck-naked and she has a cow."

"You mistah. Not Orang Papua." She didn't look his way. His penis was erect without any help from a gourd.

"Yeah, I mistah Rarry. The Indonesians still show a little respect for the white race. Guess the Dutch knew how to whip 'em good. Me, I believe in the carrot and not the stick, but the Dutch are a tough people. Have to be to grow a tulip. Give me a few minutes and we'll start our tour." I tried to start up a conversation with his girlfriend. She spoke no English. Larry seemed stuck on American as his language. He didn't say good-bye to her, but confided to me, "A good woman, although it's not so hard to find a good human this far from anywhere." An Indonesian waited by a Toyota Landcruiser. The rental cost was $20/day with fuel. The owner didn't ask for any ID. There weren't too many roads on Biak and we weren't going far. "First stop is the caves."

"Where the Japs died." Larry got in the front and I squeezed into the back. He took up a lot of room.

"Good, you know your history." We headed toward the airport.

"My uncle fought here on a destroyer off shore."

"Ugly fight." He didn't say much on the rest of the short ride. We got out of the car and walked to the edge of a cave.

"This is where the Japs were trapped by the Marines. Maybe 4000 of them. Maybe more. The Marines asked them to surrender. The Japs said no. The Marines poured gas into the pit and burnt them alive. Every week a few survivors fly in from Japan to honor their dead." Larry threw a rock into the pit. The smell was of deep earth. "I've never gone down there. You want to go down?"

I shook my head. The smell of burnt flesh lived on the rocky walls. 4000 dead for an Emperor who spoke like a crane. The ghosts deserved their rest. Larry and I drove back to town. We stopped in town at the fish tanks swarming with rare species for export to the West. He showed off his boat. It had no engines.

"Fucking Bugis in Surabaya me promised engines last month, but out this end of the world time is the only luxury not for sale." He shouted to a Biakian puttering with a Zodiac inflatable. "You ever free dive?"

"I have good lungs." I could hold my breath underwater a good two minutes. At least last year off Isla Mujeres I could.

"Where you free dive last?" v"Isla Mujeres, Mexico. 1989." Last summer I had swum through a cave 100 meters long. It was 20 meters deep. I hadn't tried the hole until I was ready and said to Larry, "I'm good for 10 meters."

"What I have to show you won't take us that deep." He ordered the mechanic to fill the gas tanks and a minute later the Zodiac skimmed atop a reflection of the sky. Islands floated on the horizon like ships dedicated to never sinking. Their distance promised that their beaches were preserved in a time warp dating back to Uncle Dave's time and beyond that into the dust of time. Larry slowed the engine and handed me a diving mask.

"This is the place."

"Aren't you coming?" We were a good three miles from Biak.

"Only got one mask. Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere."

"Sure." I strapped the mask over my head and he handed me a large rock.

"What's this?" I was a good diver. Not very good. Only good.

"The rock will take you down fast. Stay as long as you can. You'll never see something like this ever again. Few people will, unless I get that engine from Surabaya."

I held the twenty-pound stone in my arms. Larry nodded with a heavy head. I looked at the sky. The clouds reflected in the flat sea. I dropped into the water on my back and plummeted into its depth for several long seconds until I spotted the long destroyer on its side. The markings were Japanese. Sea snakes withered on the current and turtles chased octopii. Fish flowed through the battle wounds like smoke through a chimney. They numbered in the millions. I saw no skeleton. A reef made not by any gods, but by war.

Other ships lay in reflecting shadows. This was defeat. Uncle Dave must have seen the shattered ships aflame. Sailors like soldiers never tell the truth of horror. No one would believe them. My lungs burned like those of a drowning sailor and I rose to the surface half-expecting to not find the Zodiac.

"Pretty damn impressive." I reached out my hand. Larry pulled me from the sea. His eyes scanned the horizon for something dangerous. He had not mentioned sharks. I huffed air into my depleted lungs.

"And there's more down there. I once found a sea cave stacked with artillery shells. 20 meters down. Stacked. Who the fuck would do something like that?"

"Soliders with orders." I had been brought up to think of them as fanatical. So was Larry and Uncle Dave. We all followed orders.

"Yeah, and now all the youong Japanese tourists want is build a golf course here."

"And dive a little?"

"I can only hope for the best. What you think about beer?" "Like it's a good idea."

Larry drove the Zodiac back to Biak without any detours. We drank the first beers to Uncle Dave and killed the rest of his money toasting the fallen. Theirs and ours. That war was long ago. There were more to come. Today the noon sun was wicked, but the beers were cold under the palms of the Dutch Hotel. Almost as cold as the dead.

Sunday, February 8, 2026

February 9, 1990 - Biak, Indonesia - Journal

Night has fallen and the rain has stopped pounding on the tin roofs. I'm lying in the hotel room. Overhead fan cools the room. I haven't shut it off since my arrival. It's hot here. LA was in the 60s. Oahu 70s. New York was cold. Winter cold. Snow cold. Nothing  like here. 80s during the day. 70s at night. Sweltering hot like my trip to Mazatlán in 1975.

I spent the night reading First Contact by Bob Connolly and Robin Anderson, recounting two white men's first incursion into the Papua New Guinea Highlands in the 1930s. According to the writers the Melanesians first arrived in these parts across an Ice Age land bridge natives about 40,000 years ago, maybe even more, who can trust white man science? I wanted to ask them, if they are a lost tribe from deepest Africa, but they don't resemble anyone genetically other than themselves. They are their own race. In the book author encountered about the white men with Dead return from death for strange gods who treated them as potential slave, buying loyalties with shells addiction tobacco, in the fear of the Dum Dum bullet. This was the last great frontier. Still is across the waters on the mainland, which is one of the biggest islands in the world. Here I am. Beer in hand on the edge of the world. 

I've met two American MD's on their way to the Highlands of Irian Jaya, , a Texas skin diver Larry Smith in his Indonesian girlfriend, Other than six drunk Japanese veterans of World War II. I'm basically the only tourist

Reading the rough guides Indonesian handbook chapter on Irian Jaya makes me want to forego the next leg to Bali and flying over to Jayapura and then up to the Bellamy Valley, but that would have to wait for another time, although the chances of me coming back this way to beak at the end of the world a slim.

I've been writing North North Hollywood, but not that much.

If I had an extra $500 I'd fly to Jaipur maybe next year, because I really like this archipelago of Indonesia after only two days.

So far the trip has been in success. I accomplished everything I wanted to do in LA. I saw Nina Smith. We had a night out. I got drunk as did she. We tried to make love in her car. I couldn't get it up. As much as I wanted her.

I saw Monty. Who's doing well at Propaganda Films. We were friendly. I thought he might be angry with me for asking for money, when he asked me to look at a Bentley Conti in London last year. I learned a lesson. Never ask the rich for money. You have to wait for them to offer it. The old boy from Atlanta wants me to come up with a Lethal Weapon script. He offered me a room in LA. But I'm not really into writing scripts and I want to finish North North Hollywood, which would make a great movie. I thank them for the offer and said I'd contact him. 

Sadly I couldn't get in touch with Sharon, because her husband's mother explained that after she left my place last year she got into dope very badly. She was fucking young men in the neighborhood, stealing from them and anybody else, the mother-in-law threw her out after she almost burnt down the house. She went through her her father's death money pretty quick. The mother-in-law didn't hold it against her. She had lost both her husband and son to drugs. She's not bad. She's just a junkie. But I don't really want to see her for a long time "Do you want her number?" asked the mother-in-law.

I thought about it for a second and said, I'll see you, when she gets better."

Such is the power of pornography to ruin people's lives no way do I want North North Hollywood to glorify porno as much as I like pictures of naked women, big cocks, and cum. 

Erotica. Is what I'm talking about hardcore. I kissed Nina and I want to write a scene about our near sex scene in her backseat. She was the first woman I kissed in ages, but who knows what tomorrow brings? Nothing in Biak.

Tonight I'm alone with the sound of the fan overhead in the hotel kick you

Lost in Erie and Jaya.

Friday, February 6, 2026

February 6, 1990 - Biak - Journal

Yesterday I left Cousin Johnny in Honolulu. No more drinking at the Hotel Street bars. No more Femme Nu Go Go. So far New York to Los Angeles to Hawaii. Last week I picked up my Garuda tickets at Pan Express' LA downtown office. LA-Honolulu-Biak-overland to Jakarta and then Sumatra-Singapore-train to Bangkok, where I'm meant to pick up my onward tickets to Nepal, Paris, and London. Two legs of my trip around the world completed. More to come. No more Hawaii. LA with volcanoes, but only one freeway. I stayed with Cousin Johnny in his college dorm and his roommate, who was obsessed with Jamie Lee Curtis. Who isn't?

Cousin Johnny drove me to the airport. "What's in Biak?"

"I don't know. My travel agent had said that no one going to Bali ever got off there. My Uncle Dave had served on a destroyer during the Battle of Biak. He never went ashore. His ship kept the island under bombardment for a week." "Japs didn't want to give up."

His father Carmine back in the East Village was a WWII buff.

That evening Cousin Johnny said goodbye at the Honolulu airport and I boarded the Garuda flight across the Pacific. I had never been this far from the East Coast. Not Paris. Not the Yucatan. Hawaii 4700 miles from New York. The Garuda flight took off on time. Every miles farther from the known world.

The 747 landed on the long runway, low on fuel after a long trans-Pacific flight. Beyond the tarmac jungle and a small terminal. Biak, an island off the coast of Irian Jaya. 9100 miles from New York. It had been deep winter back there. LA and Hawaii had been warm. The tropical heat hit the passengers, as we descended the air stairs. Easily 90, as was to be expected sixty miles south of the equator. Once more on Earth. Hundreds of Bali-bound tourists stretched their legs, as black as night Melanesian musicians, naked except for a gourd over their penises strummed BY THE RIVERS OF BABYLON on their guitars.

Their ancestors had obviously migrated from Africa sometime before the last Ice Age, when the shrinkage of the oceans created land bridges to connect these future islands to what is now Asia. A fat Christian missionary ignored the musicians to be greet tribal bible thumpers. The tourists went into the air-conditioned gift shop. The man of God traversed the tarmac to a single-engine prop plane. Biak was the epitome of remote, however the Christian was bound for a destination unknown to everyone other than the airport's traffic controllers, the pilot, him and his God. Once he was aboard the plane sped down the runway and took to the sky. Time from leaving the 747 to lift-off about ten minutes.

When I purchased the ticket from Pan Express I asked John, the owner, "What is Biak?"

He said, "It was where the plane has to stop there to refuel. In Irian Jaya. The Indonesian part of Papua New Guinea."

A land of naked headhunters. In 1961 the Asmats on the south shore of the island had eaten Michael C. Rockefeller. A rich man's son. The Metropolitan Museum had a wing of Melanesian wooden sculpture dedicated to him. I always went there. No one else did. Just like here. Biak. I passed through immigration to have my passport stamped for an Indonesia by a Javanese official. Good for three months. Biak and many islands through the vast archipelago were in the process of transmigrasi or shipping Javanese by the thousands to populate distant islands to deal with extreme overcrowding on Java.

Exiting the terminal into the midday sun I put on my sunglasses. Javanese motorcycle taxi drivers sought my traffic. I surveyed the street. Palm trees wavered in the air. Pick-up trucks and motor scooters cruised Jalan Mohammad Yamin.

Across the street bordering the bay was an old Dutch hotel. ROUGH GUIDE suggested staying there and I hefted my bag over my shoulder. I was sweating bullets by the time I reached the check-in counter. A room per night was $10. I paid for five nights and asked for a cold beer to be brought to my room.

A double bed and a overhead fan. Clean, but the tropics had been hard on the walls. Still the sheets were crisp clean and a cold beer arrived shortly. After tipping the waiter 2000 rupiah I changed into shorts and walked out to the deck. Cold beer in hand. I sat at the table and unfolded the Nelles map. Beyond the lawn Yappen Island floated on a slate blue sea. Clouds rolled in from the west. The promise of rain on the wind. This island lay beyond the Orient. I sipped the beer. Biak, Indonesia. So far away from everything. Why had I never come here before? Why had I gone to Paris? I took a long pull for the Bintang beer. No answers. They didn't matter now. I was here now. A light breeze wafted from the shore. The air smelled of jasmine. Night was coming my way. I turned on my Sony Radio to the BBC. It was my only contact with the Western World and I fell asleep happy to be someplace far beyond the reach of the West.

Friday, January 23, 2026

Stranded No More - 2023

May 2023 I received my honorary membership to the Explorer's Club. I'm not sure that my qualifications fit those of the other members; astronauts, Himalayan mountaineers, and deep-sea divers. The club was founded Admiral Robert Peary. My grandfather was his post-Arctic doctor in Westbrook, Maine, and his daughter, the Snowbird, was my grandmother's good friend, but my explorations concentrated on the social research of bars from the Jakarta docks, qat dens in the Masaii Plains, and quaffed champagne at Moet in Epinay not to mention how to score opium or 'Ma' on the Burma side of the Golden Triangle without being mistaken for a fucking DEA agent. Of course I have climbed mountains, free dover through caves off the Yucatan, and leapt off granite cliffs into the emerald waters of the Quincy Quarries

My travel days have been on hold for medical reasons. No getting on a plane until September, unless it's deadheading on a London-bound private plane to answer the need of a Kuwaiti prince. My mission helping him not lose at cards. He's the biggest loser in the world and the world's casinos love a rich loser.

Stranded on Clinton Hill for the foreseeable future I recalled reading a passage from Richard Burton, the famed Nile explorer, about how he was stranded in Trieste at the end of his life and felt like Robinson Crusoe. Waiting for ship to end his exile fromthe world. Last week I spoke with my around-the-world travel agent, John, at Pan Express. He was surprised to hear from me. Obviously he had thought last year's trip to visit my family in Thailand might have been my last.

"Sir, when are you traveling again?"

"Soon and I have a plan to recreate my first trip?"

"Are you going to Biak?"

"If possible."

"Sir, everything is possible for you now. welcome back." John and I go back thirty-three years.

"I'd love to stand of the veranda of the Dutch Hotel and have a European breakfast on Cendrawasih Bay."

He clapped his hands together and said, "Sir, you are back!!!" Like Richard Burton I was ready to stand someplace far from my death bed, for I still possessed a winning hand.

Monday, November 28, 2016

FROM BIAK TO MEDAN on Kindle Amazon

FROM BIAK TO MEDAN covers my travels from Indonesia's Irian Jaya to Sumatra in 1991. A time was before cellphones and ATM. My modes of transport were liners, jets, prop planes, horses, motorbikes, trains and buses. I was a 'mistah', but soon learned enough Bahasa Indonesian to know that 'angin' was dog and 'babi bear' or big pig meant man to cannibals. These are the first of a series of stories from the Ring of Fire, when I was still younger than yesterday.

Selamat Datang

Here's a sample OF FROM BIAK TO MEDAN

BERENTI MISTAH

In 1991 I bought a round-the-world ticket for $1399 from Pan Express. The owner set up a magical itinerary.

"New York - LA - Hawaii - Biak - Bali - overland to Jakarta." John was reciting the trip from memory. He sold hundreds of these tickets every year.

"What do you mean 'overland to Jakarta'?" Their advertisement in the NY Times offered a flight between Bali and Jakarta. My foreign ventures had been limited to Europe and Central America up to this point.

"Oh, sir." His Hindi gentility was measured to assuage the traditional occidental temper and John produced an Indonesia brochure extolling the volcanic beauty of Mount Bromo, ruined temple of Borobudur, and ancient palaces of Yogakarta. "Many people prefer to travel overland to see the sights of Java of which there are many. I give you a flight from Jakarta to Padang."

"Padang?"

"Yes, sir, in Sumatra." Another brochure praised the cultural heritage of the Batak, the awe of Lake Toba, and the jungle paradise of the orangutang reserve. "You fly out of Medan to Penang and Malaysia and overland to Bangkok."

"Let me guess." I was falling into step with the program. "Many people do this overland."

"Yes, sir, you see the picture better than most. What are you going to do on the trip?" Hindi are a curious people. John was no exception.

"I'm writing a novel." NORTH NORTH HOLLYWOOD was a story about a hustler forced into a contract murder of a porno producer by dirty NYPD cops and who avoids violating the 5th Commandment by escaping into the desert with two lesbians filming a movie about the last man on Earth. John didn't need to know the plot. Hindi men were in some ways very curious about sex.

"Oh, sir, I must warn you that many countries in Asia do not like writers. Especially journalists."

"I'm not a journalist." My typing was atrocious and my grammar was even worse.

"Whatever you do, do not tell anyone you are a writer." His head bobbed side to side like a broken bobbing dolls. "Big people and police do not like journalists in Asia."

"I'll keep that in mind."

John was 100% correct about overlanding across Java. I saw the dawn from the rim of a volcano, met the sultan of Yogakarta, drove up to the vertiginous heights of the Dieng Plateau, endured the scorching equatorial sun riding a motorcycle around Lake Toba and watched male orangutang masturbate without shame. The females shunned the jerk-offs. I arrived at the Medan airport with my trip and book at the halfway state.

I queued for the flight to Penang. The police spotted my typewriter. I

"Berenti, mistah.

"Saya." I had learned a little Bahasa in three months.

"Yes, you." A short pineapple-skinned officer pointed my way. The three of them pulled me from the line. The other passengers smiled with relief. I was their sacrificial lamb. The police sat me in their very official office and asked, "Journalis?"

The trio wore grim faces. Torture was their specialty. A single overhead fan wobbled in its socket.

"Tidak journalis. Penulis buca." I claimed the higher status than journalist.

"You write books? About what?" The lead interrogator leaned forward with a metal sap in his hand.

"About the mafia. Porno. Hollywood." I was one smack away from squealing the truth about any crime from Adam upward.

"Hollywood?" The three cops intoned the word with sanctity normally reserved for Allah. Indonesia was 90% Muslim.

"Yes, Hollywood." I followed the lead and told them about how JFK was killed by the CIA. They spoke about the betrayal of Sukarno by the present dictator. A bottle of Johnny Walker Black hit the desk. Red is beneath them. We drank toasts to freedom.

"Beraka." I spoke every language with a Boston accent.

Whiskey in hot weather was a hard slog. It was getting late and I asked the chief officer, "So I missed my flight, how do I get to Penang?"

"You didn't miss your flight. We held the plane. One more drink and tua jalan."

"To whiskey." Without it the Irish would have ruled the world.

The police drove me to the waiting plane. The other passengers were gobsmacked by re-appearance from the belly of the beast and even more so by the power fist salute of the police.

"Beraka."

It was a small world after all.

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