Showing posts with label border. Show all posts
Showing posts with label border. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

No Se Olvide L'Alamo

On March 6, 1836 thousands of Mexican troops under General Santa Ana stormed the Texas stronghold of the Alamo. None of the defenders were shown mercy and to this day Texans rally to the cry 'Remember the Alamo'.

On Monday Governor Rick Perry announced the mobilization of the National Guard to conduct air and ground operations to help the police and border guards stem the tens of thousands of illegal aliens swarming over the border.

“Drug cartels, human traffickers and individual criminals are exploiting this tragedy for their own criminal opportunities,” Mr. Perry said, adding, “I will not stand idly by while our citizens are under assault, and little children from Central America are detained in squalor.”

I work construction in New York. The large percentage of workers are Mexican or Irish or European. There are few Americans, because once the labor unions were smashed by the GOP, jobs were given to anyone other than Americans to prevent the re-establishment of organized labor.

My friend Oscar crossed the Mojave Desert for three days.

He had two bottles of water.

They were gone the first day.

"I thought I was going to die."

Oscar is not a criminal, simply a man looking for work, but I'm not living on the Rio Grande, so I understand the Texas governor's need to control the border, however the Texas border is 1200 miles long. He is deploying 1000 National Guardsmen. If they work 8 hour shifts, that means 1 National Guardsman for three miles of border, where the temperature runs in the high 90s, but the Guard is used to deserts, having spent almost ten years in Iraq. At least there won't be any IEDs.

But wait a second.

100,000 US troops tried to stem the insurgents from crossing the Iraqi border, which has a length of 1500 miles. Result = failure, because idiots like Rick Perry and George W Bush don't understand math.

My friend Al Harlow took acceptance to my comment, "Perry is an idiot...because he wants to defend our border?? At least he's attempting to do something..

No, he's an idiot to pretend that 1000 national guard troops who spent 10 years going back and forth to Iraq will fix this situation. The numbers do not add up to anything other than a window dressing. Most effective would be changing the name of Dallas to Tijuana and Houston to Guatemala City.

Plus the ratio of frontline troops to support i.e. tooth to tail is 1 to 3 or 1 soldier for every ten miles of border.

So Rick Rerry is still dumber than a stump in those glasses.

Al Harlow argued, "I'm sure he doesn't mean the guardsmen will be holding hands to span the border....they will use more troops to beef up patrols in between outposts...Mr. Obummer needs to send a Division of troops, (10 to 30,000) and take the border security seriously."

The Mexicans take the border seriously.

I know, because Oscar almost died there.

Y Oscar es me amigo.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Shoot Shoot Shoot

GOP VP wannabe Sara Palin coined the campaign phrase 'drill, drill, drill' to highlight her belief that America's woes could be solved by drilling for oil yesterday, today, and tomorrow with the frozen Bering Sea targeted for immediate exploitation. Her supporters picked up the chant without realizing that commodity speculation by investment banks and Wall Street investors were the main cause for $4/gallon gas. There is no shortage and calmer minds ignored the 'drill drill drill' mantra, however Joe the Plumber, another relic of the 2008 election, appeared at an Arizona fund-raiser to tell the audience, "For years I've said, you know, put a damn fence on the border going to Mexico and start shooting. I'm running for Congress and that should be a bad thing to say. But you know what, it's how I feel ¦I want my borders protected, I'm very very adamant about that."

The following morning the Ohio candidate for Congress showed up at another rally and reiterated his statement by saying, "I'm running for Congress. How many congressmen or people running for Congress have you heard, put a fence up and start shooting? None? Well you heard it here first. Put troops on the border and start shooting, I bet that solves our immigration problem real quick."

Shoot shoot shoot certainly trumps drill drill drill, although Joe Wurzelbacher refused to confirm in which direction the troops were supposed to shoot; north, south, east or west, but given Americans' complete ignorance of geography any direction will do as long as the bullets start flying and his supporters get the message.

Guns are good. Shooting them is better. Killing is the best.

Of course Joe the Plumber announced to the Phoenix News Times that he was joking.

Their poll says that nearly 90% think that he was serious as Charles Whitman.

Joe also blamed gun control for the Holocaust.

But that wasn't a joke.

GOP GOP GOP hah hah hah.