Showing posts with label dyslexia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dyslexia. Show all posts

Sunday, September 20, 2026

Clsasic Peotic Dysleixa - April 27, 1932

Edgar Allen Poe, Hart Crane, Willam Yeats 1916
Frank O'Hara, Bukowski, Ginsberg,
Omar Khayyam
Ezra Pound, Emily Dickenson, Sylvia Plath, Marina Ivanovna Tsvetaeva
Every one of them considered mad to write poetry.
My madness find me on the George Washington Bridge
Resisting the urge to fly
Ten years ago
Like
Hart Crane
On USS Orizaba
Traveling from Vera Cruz
On teh Gulf Stream
April 27,1932,__
His supposed last words
To his sailor assassins
'Good-bye everyone."
Some other people prefer this ending. "Fuck you. I'll show you courage."
He hung his jacket on the railing and jumped overboard.
Into the Gulf of Mexico
Off the coast of Florida
Fcuk you ineded.__

Classic Poetic Dysleixa in honor of a poet lost at sea.

Tuesday, November 9, 2021

Illiterati of the Modern Age # 1

Back in the early 1960s I attended a good Catholic grammar school on the South Shore of Boston. Dyslexia was considered a sign of the Devil by the Nuns of Our Lady of the Foothills along with writing with the left or sinister hand. The inability to decode words has been declared incurable by various speech and reading therapy experts and I have to admit that they are probably right. I read the page from the outside in and my typing matches my consonant mispronunciations; gh distorts to hg ad infinitum. I can not read a poet aloud without changing the sentences to suit my impediments, but friends and family emails from the Internet have proven that people aren't dyslexic, then they are horrible spellers and grammarians. Their illiteracy had risen to a new level unrivaled since the Dark Ages, when there were only 3 books in all of Christendom.

The Bible and two holy treatises on pornography.

One male and one female with a small pamphlet for the perverse.

But little concern needs be shed about this collapse of intelligence.

You only have to read the following to understand why we no longer need geniuses. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.

Like I said who ndees samrts?

Thankfully none of us have to read porn.