Sway At The Stiletto 2017

Last night at Pattaya's Stiletto A Go-Go the ladyboys painted their faces for the evening rush. I ordered a beer and asked the veteran mama-san about a star employee. The dragon lady said Lil Vee was in Germany and pointed a long fingernail at a svelte teen sheathed in a shimmering silver dress.

"That's her younger sister. Her name is Ae."

The mama-san modded and Ae swung off the stool with serpentine sleath. She sat on the stool and I breathed the scent of seduction against which I was defenseless. Ae slithered against me and toyed with coal-black tress.

"I remember you with Vee."

That was five years ago.

Ae had been 15.

She was almost twenty now.

I wanted you then and want you now."

Her lilting tongue preached pleasure to non-believers.

She wore nothing under the shiny second skin. Her hardness rode my thigh in time to the Thai pop music. A thick gold necklace swayed across her flat chest. Her cousin Vee had been a goddess. Ae was the universe. She whispered a number in my ear. "You get paid."

I fell from the stars.

Ae read my face. She smiled with the wicked eternity of youth and said, "I have a customer like look through hole. No see no hear. He pay. Watch. You can do?"

"Hell, yes."

Her left hand unbuttoned my jeans.

The Stiletto A Go-Go was very open-minded. Ae turned to a fat man and pointed up. He waddled across the floor and climbed the stairs. The mama-san closed a curtain around us.

"He like look down."

Obviously Ae had never asked why. The money killed any curiosity. She dropped to her knees. I didn't look up.

The fat man might have been above us, but I was in heaven below as was everyone in the Last Babylon from time to time.

The Popularity of Castration

In 2010 Thailand's The Nation reported on a growing castration (lopping off the testicles) or gaan dton trend amongst young wannabe ladyboys without funds to finance a complete sexual transformation. The castration operation costs $130US or 4400 baht and in most cases requires parental approval.

These young boys are convinced that ridding themselves of their testicles will soften their masculine features much like a eunuch of the royal courts of China, however a leading homosexual support group has called on the Medical Council of Thailand to curtail this selective surgery for under-18s, since the youths might be succumbing to peer pressure rather than acting with a true desire to join the 3rd sex.

Thailand is relatively ka-thoey friendly with gorgeous ladyboys competing on national television for beauty pageants, although the Thai TV way of life drives many ladyboys to work as streetwalkers on the sidewalks of Pattaya and Bangkok to purchase the drugs necessary to maintain their female appearance. It’s a tough life and few 16 year-olds can foresee the future before they irreversibly remove their offending manhood to achieve a dream of beauty.

Castration is not only an Asian phenomena.

In the 17th century young boys were castrated by church choirs to insure the salvation of their angelic voices. Klaus Nomi strove to re-enact these castrati soprano songs in the late-70s without undergoing surgery. He was a hit with David Bowie and in the back rooms of the West Village.

Not all castrations were for beauty or art.

The Skopsi of Czarist Russia created a blasphemous sect under the belief that the road to heaven was achieved only through castration. Numbering in the hundreds of thousands the sect appealed to the common man with Utopian communities based on Christian redemption on Earth. Their leader asked the czar to castrate himself. Peter III was a little mad, but not that mad.

Neither are the young boys of Thailand.

The boys just want to be girls.

Of course this operation would not be covered by any insurance company in the USA.

But neither is the common cold.

Mai Sa Bai for Phuket's Ka-Toeys

For decades the US Navy exercises shore leave rights at several Thai coastal cities, most infamously. Pattaya on the Gulf of Siam and Phuket on the Indian Ocean. Thousands of sailors and marines embark from their warships to enjoy a holiday of booze and broads. All good harmless fun unless the religious right in America receive news that our fighting men and women might be losing their immortal souls to the free-wheeling fun of these two Babylons and nothing threatens eternal bliss in heaven than a night with a ladyboy, the epitome of wickedness.

Several years ago fearing that the swabbies and jarheads can tell or really don't care whether their companions for this shore leave are female or very attractive 'ka-toeys' or she-males, the Pentagon had requested that the governor of Phuket call for a wave of repression against the Asian nation's exotic women of a second kind.

The famed porn star Moo was caught up in this do-good dragnet. The local police shorned the redhead of her long locks. Her soulmate Wawa was luckier and the two have hit Phuket with revenge in their evil minds.

The CIA investigated the pair for links to terrorists, but each agent sent to catch them came back smelling of ladyboy. Even the women.

Moo and Wawa.

WMD extraordinaire.

ps having sex with a ladyboy is like driving a Vespa. It's a lot of fun until one of your friends see you.

Sexy Thai Valentines

Red red red.

More red.

Ready for red.

Red Lady Karn

More red Lady Karn

Ever red.

Thai red.

And just a redhead.

Ladyboys all red.