cocaine.com

Last night I had nothing to do and searched cocaine.com online.

The URL has nothing on it and obviously a free-thinking entrepreneur has bought the site in expectation of cocaine's legalization.

One day it will happen, for the armies of Tony Montana are ever-victorious.

Tony Montana: You know what capitalism is? Getting fucked!

And there's nothing wrong with cocaine as long as the user tempers its excess with moderation.

Take it cool.

MIstaken Identity

Mexico's war on drugs has claimed over 55,000 lives in the past six years of President Calderon's rule. The police and army have been corrupted by traffickers shipping cocaine and marijuana to the USA. Last week officials claimed to have arrested the son of a notorious drug lord. The DEA were quick to congratulate the successful capture and the news media crowed about yet another turning point in the war on drugs only to later discover that the arrestee was a car salesman with no connection to the Sinoloa drug cartel. Thankfully he doesn't seem to have been beaten into admitting that he was who the drug officials wanted him to me, but someone may have already been paid $5 million for the information leading to this fake arrest. Opps. President Obama remains firmly committed to battling the drug lords of America down to the last joint sold in a medical marijuana store, but Uruguay has decided to sell marijuana from state stores to curtail the rise in murders between drug gangs. The government seeks to register all reefer smokers, but if marijuana is legal, then it should be legal to grow it for self-use. Costa Rica and Guatemala are also considered the decriminalization of drugs. Police are in favor of the legislation. The Church is worried about the souls of pot smokers. The Senate will have to decide on the controversial measure in the months to come. Hopefully they will come out for full legalization. The War of Drugs has been lost. It's time for someone to admit 'mission unaccomplished'.

Safer Than Peanuts

The top 15 causes of death in the USA are the following according to worldlifeexpectancy.com ( I have added the major causes of these top causes of death based on my hunches and not scientific fact); 1. Heart Disease (obesity and tobacco) 2. Cancer (tobacco, pollution, stress, and fast foods) 3. Stroke (obesity, fast foods, and stress) 4. Chronic Lung Disease (tobacco and pollution) 5. Accidents (stupidity and lack of luck) 6. Alzheimer's (aluminum and over-saturation of visual stimuli ie TV) 7. Diabetes (fast food and obesity) 8. Influenza and Pneumonia (lack of rest and sleep) 9. Nephritis/Kidney Disease (alcohol and fast food) 10. Blood Poisoning (processed foods) 11. Suicide (too much stress) 12. Liver Disease (alcohol) 13. Hypertension/Renal (too much stress) 14. Parkinson's Disease (pollution) 15. Homicide (heart failure) The same site lists the top 50 causes of the death in the USA at this URL http://www.worldlifeexpectancy.com/usa-cause-of-death-by-age-and-gender None of them are related to marijuana, but the police aren't kicking down the doors of JR Reynolds, because smoking is a matter of choice, not propaganda. MInd you, I don't really smoke marijuana these days. Too chronic for an old hippie. I do defend the right of heads to get high. It is harmless not matter what the fat boy Governor of New Jersey and CALM (Citizens Against Legalizing Marijuana) feel about legalization to protect the special interests of police unions, private prisons, Big Pharma, Budweiser, and prison guard unions. Safer than peanuts. Hell, someone in Iowa has a better chance of getting killed by a shark than dying of marijuana.