Thanks For 1,000,000 Page Views

Over a million pageviews.

Probably most by robots or lost internet surfers.

But the 1-6-9 thanks you.

Fire thanks you.

The Chelsea Fire was better.

More fire thanks you.

26,560 hits

On Aug 19, 2016 mangozeen hit over 20,000 pageviews.

I can't figure out why.

But I'm sure it had nothing to do with Emerson Lake and Palmer.

I lost my virginity during their 1970 concert on the Charles River.

To Linda Imhoff.

Few more beautiful than her.

She had long legs.

Very long legs.

Sadly no one now knows how to be that sexy.

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Spam Appreciation

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There must be a tremendous market for those products in my demographics; white, male, 35-65, wanting to get fucked up.

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Not bad grammar and very appreciative of my efforts.

I could only hope that like the movie HER that my admirer was a nice succubus.

They are much easier to delete than a worm.