Showing posts with label tracking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tracking. Show all posts

Saturday, September 20, 2014

Electric Not The Answer

Over one billion motor vehicles are in service around the globe. No one on the planet can recall a time without cars or trucks, although as a child I recall the ragman riding the streets of Jamaica Plain, calling out, "Bring out your rags."

I have taken rickshaws in Indonesia, Malaysia, Cambodia, and Thailand.

But most of my overland travel has been done by cars and the other day I was at an opening for LC Armstrong. Her husband runs an energy acquisition company. Many of the invitees were business associates. An artist was arguing against fracking.

"It's a dirty business."

"We don't do much of it."

They were into slant-drilling in Long Beach.

"That's what all oil companies say."

Profits for the energy industry was up everywhere.

"For us it's the truth."

"It doesn't matter," I interjected with a glass of wine in my hand.

"Why doesn't it matter?" the artist had just returned from a successful campaign in Europe.

"Because we're already doomed. The world cannot sustain cars or this economy based on cars."

"And what will take its place?" The oil exec was wearing a hand-tailored suit. "Electric cars?"

"No cars."

"No cars?" exclaimed the painter.

"No cars at all. No electric cars. No gas powered cars. No cars." The auto industry loved building ugly electric cars.

My prediction unified the painter and oil exec.

"Cars will be here forever."

"They weren't here 200 years ago and that is part of forever. Fifty years from now there will be no cars. Maybe even sooner." I wasn't about to tell them that the world population with be reduced by climate change from the present six billion to 500 million. People aren't ready for that news.

"Never happen."

"Never has a funny way of not being never." I shrugged and went over to my host.

"Thanks for the lovely evening."

Philip loved my writing and I asked him for a job.

I wasn't a hypocrite about cars. I loved GTOs and needed money for my kids. They will see the time of no cars and I think I will too.

If I'm lucky.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

GPS Tracking Thai GF

If you google on detective and Thailand, the search engine will come up with hundreds of sites, offering services for finding missing persons, background checks, record searches, and surveillance of foreign visitors and local residents especially Thai wives, fiances and girlfriends.

Foreign men come out to Thailand, marry a woman half their age after knowing them a week, and then wonder, "What the hell have I gotten myself into?"

Some hire an investigation team.

Most major Thai cities have detectives. There used to be one office at the bridge beside World Trade in Bangkok. A small building promising satisfaction to farang and Thai alike.

Their detectives will discover that your girlfriend has had a Thai boyfriend or husband, that she still see this Thai boyfriend or husband, and that some of the money you give her ends up in his pocket, despite her saying, "We finished long ago."

More troublesome is not knowing your beloved's location, once she's out of sight.

Everyone is trackable these days with a GPS tracking system. You can stick a device on the car or motorbike for her whereabouts around Pattaya. Farther afield you can stick a bugging GPS in her telephone. She might not answer it all the time, but she will not be without it. Just remember you might not want to know where she goes, unless you're going someplace you don't want her to know where you are. Then the GPS device becomes a defensive measure.

You can visit your mia noi in peace, knowing you're wife is still at Big C or have a relaxing massage comforted that she is still in Buriram.

The other possibility is to get her an ankle bracelet that cops use to insure parolees remain under house arrest. You'll have to get it covered in gold, because your wife won't wear just anything.

Once more this is mostly to prevent your getting caught with your pants down.

But remember Thai women are geniuses when it comes to find out where you have been.

If Osman Bin Laden owed a Thai woman money, she would have tracked him down in a matter of days, instead of the ten years that it took the USA to get a clean shot at him. ps here's a website for tracking your tee-lat online. http://www.track-your-partner.com/index2.php Good hunting. photo from stickmanbangkok.com