"I finish only with you." These words almost sounds true coming from the lips of a Soi 6 short-timer. She doesn't know your name. Your penis will be forgotten shortly after the apres-sex shower, but farangs inevitably ask, "Really?"
"You #1. Big too." This compliment can earned her a tip for a man, whether he be Thai or Farang, since we like compliments about performance as much as a woman enjoys foreplay.
"Really?"
Saying the right thing could earn another 100 or 200 baht.
"You make me finish. Never finish with man before."
And this is almost the truth. My friend Ort worked Soi 6 and she said, "I never finish. Not one time."
Ort was cute.
She had customers all the time.
4 a day. 5 days a week. 200 men a year.
Not one orgasm and I believed her, since a survey by the condom maker DUREX revealed that 54% of Thai couples failed to reach satisfaction.
"Men only care about men." Ort told me. "Uh uh uh. Finish. Not care about lady."
"I want finish I tok-phet." This was Thai for how a lady masturbate and has something to do with a duck. "Or maybe have other girl help me. Not gay. Not lesbian. Sometimes want finish too lazy to do myself."
"What about with me?"
"You different. I know you long time. We have sex many times. I finish with you because you know what I want."
"I'm a stud." I like hearing the lie, but if you spend 3.9 minutes more on foreplay according to that survey you can be a stud too.
But why bother?
I am a man.
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