Thursday, June 6, 2024

Guilty Times 34 - Trump

Last week a New York jury found the Orange Messiah guilty, issuing thirty-four convictions stemming from Trump's decision to not pay the agreed sum of $120000 to buy Stormy Daniels silence. At his July 12th sentencing he will appeal the verdicts.

If sentenced as a first offender he will probably get community service.

He will still be still entitled to Secret Service protection meaning he will have a large bodyguard squad whilst sweeping the streets in Brooklyn. Have your water balloons ready.

ps Felons are allowed to run for president and as a resident of Florida Trump can even vote as long as the felony conviction was in another state according to the laws of the film flam state, where all grifters flee to resume a life of crime.

ps "You don't pay women for sex, you pay for them to go away in silence." James Steele - Pattaya

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