There are too many fat people in America.
None of them take responsibility for their fatness, claiming, "It's in my genes."
An obesity gene?
I've never seen an obese geneticist, but more truthfully the only way obese people can handle their disease is by following the words of the immortal Jesse Ventura, "Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. They can't push away from the table."
He took a lot of heat for this statement, but never have truer words been spoken about obesity, although the real reason Americans are fat is because the food industry makes fucked-up food.
4000 brands of potato chips for a start.
Free the fat people.
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imagine this bloated thing could possibly be your next president. with mike tyson as vice prez, hulk the bulk hogan as speaker of the house, any suggestions for secretary of the steroid state?
vote anger management party in 2016...
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