Sunday, January 11, 2009

Obese Goes for the Gold


Last year the population of America topped 300,000,000. India and China are over a billion each, however while the average weight of a Chinese or Indian person is 54 kilos, over one-third of Americans are considered obese. Not fat, but obese meaning that there is a good possibility that what we lack in numbers we make up for in sheer bulk, which means that the excessive body heat of these turbo-heavy patriots could be yet another cause of global warming along with the friction of the wind passing over the surface of their bodies.

Personally I'm in the low range of overweight.

I can still see my feet without having to bend over, but there are a good 6% of Americans who are considered extremely obese and I bet none of them have seen their feet in years.

Go fat people go.

USA USA USA.

We love you.

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