300,000,000 Bodies At BMI 39

In 2006 the USA passed the 300 million mark in population. This milestone threatened neither the Gold winner China and Silver medalist India not in population, since both are well over a billion, however for sheer body mass and consumption America easily surpassed the newcomers to world supremacy.

An Indian weighs 45 kilograms, while Americans average 90kg.

The sub-continent’s weight total comes to 45 billion kilos versus approximately 30 billion for the fifty states without counting 20 million illegal aliens chowing on rice and beans for a possible 5 billion kilos.

More fast food.

Two-thirds of American teenagers are too fat to join the US Army.

Not less.

China could surpass America, once the baby boomers die from the various health problems attributed to obesity, since the one-child culture of the Middle Kingdom has spawned a new horde of fat boys spoiled on fast food. Little fat emperors are ballooning into obese adult men in China and the male/female ratio guarantees that most of these men will never meet a woman.

This is not the GTO world of my youth.

In 1967 the USA hit 200,000,000. You could park everywhere. The speed limit in Montana was posted as ‘WHATEVER IS REASONABLE AND PROPER’. The shoreline was free of development and orange trees blossomed in Hollywood. There were only 4 TV station and the radio played the Velvet Underground, pop, and soul. Gas was 26 cents/gallon. Very few people were fat or old.

I recently watched GIMME SHELTER, the documentary about the Rolling Stones 1969 tour ending at Altamount.

The only fat people were the band Canned Heat and the naked guy who gets killed by the Hell’s Angel. Bob Hite was a good-looking fat man. Everyone else at that fateful show was skinny, not like kids today.

My nephew’s fat friend had a heart attack at age 12.

Huge people are everywhere.

The Home of the Brave has become the Fortress of the Fat.

I thought that obesity might curtail sex to prevent overcrowding, however the rejection of hedonism due to the religious right led to a biblical lust for sacred sex. Faith leads to hoping your children go to heaven with the Second Coming.

Unlike moribund Europe, American women are birthing at a rate over 2.1 kids per family and wetbacks are flooding over the borders. China’s birthrate is 1.7. Meaning that somewhere in the next twenty years the USA will outweigh the Middle Kingdom, for scientists are predicted that the population will reach the 400,000,000 mark within 30 years

USA USA USA

We’re going for the gold.

Ever fat under the golden arches.