Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Cooking UK Style


Obesity is spreading through the world from the USA, where over 35% of the adult population have been inflicted with Orson Wellesitis. The director of CITIZEN KANE weighed more than 350 pounds or 150 kilos at the time of his death. I found a black cape with the label MADE FOR MSSR ORSON WELLES at a Nantucket antique shop. It was a circus tent.
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Thailand also has fat people. This girthing comes from 7/11, KFC, and processed foods. Khang nois or little elephants aren't rare any more, but it's worst in the West, because people don't even know how to cook anymore.

A recent survey revealed that a majority of young Brits haven't a clue to boil an egg.

Directions: boiling water. 3 minutes. Salt and Pepper. Crack open shell. Drippy yoke.

Simple, n'est pas?More...

1 in 20 thought it took 10 minutes and 15% answered with the standard,"I don't know."

Bangers, bacon, eggs, and fried toast with the fixings seems to be heading the way of the British Empire. At least Italian pasta has overtaken Indian curry as England's favorite dish. EEC rules.

For a related article click on this URL

http://www.mangozeen.com/no-mans-land-at-prum.htm

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