Monday, April 14, 2008

Mrs. Bruni-Sarkozy


The deposed PM of Thailand's dalliance with a popular singer is a well-know secret. When her fen or boyfriend was forced into exile for corruption. Lydia came to see him in London. Now his TRT has been reincarnated as the PPP, the now-ruling party, Lydia will not have so far to commute. It's very very Thai.

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Bill Clinton was not so lucky. The US Congress impeached the president for lying under oath about fellatio. The Senate refused to oust him from office. They were too scared of Al Gore as Commander-in-Chief, yet sex in American politics taints everyone involved in the scandal. The good, the bad, and the in-between.

And where's the sin? Oh, I remember. Thou shalt no commit adultery.

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France is more forgiving as a nation, when it comes to their politicians' sex lives.

Giscard d'Estaing was PM in the 70s. His family slept at home. He stayed at the Elysess, the French presidential palace. Giscard did not sleep alone. His list of rumored dalliances included had affairs with several women; 2 princesses, a couple of actresses, and various other Parisian beauties.
The rumors never reached the light of day.

Not even after an accident on the Champs Elysees in a Maserati borrowed from Roger Vadim, while accompanied by an young television announcer. None of the witnesses came forward during the investigation and the Elysees created the myth of d'Estaing's supernatural power of bi-location or the ability to be occupy two places at the same time.

Giscard was asked to be more discreet.

He tried, as did Mitterand.

The bald Prime Minister posthumously stunned France when his wife stood graveside with his mistress with whom he had two daughters.

Monica Lewinsky and Hillary Clinton will never be in the same room.

I was going out with a French film actress in the late-80s. Gabrielle Lazure lived off the Place Bastille. I stayed with the blonde goddess for several months. She regularly received invitations to high-exposure events as the cover girl for a major perfume. I was welcome as long as I avoided the paparazzis' view-finders. We attended a state dinner with a young rising ingenue. Our seats were far from the guests' dais, however when Mitterrand swept into the room with his entourage, the wily socialist immediately spotted the beautiful 18 year-old and beelined through the room to say 'allo. He kissed the young girl on both cheeks. it was audibly more than a kiss.

Totally accepted behavior.

The newly-elected Prime Minister of France has upheld this philandering tradition by divorcing his wife to marry the international femme fatale, Carla Bruni. This superstar model had been romantically linked to? Mick Jagger, Eric Clapton, Kevin Costner, and Donald Trump and former French Prime Minister Laurent Fabius. The French media was not so protective about this news for the Prime Minister didn't bother to pretend they were just friends.
They were married in a simple ceremony.

His best men neglected to tell him that the woman with the Terminator smile was quoted on monogamy in Figaro, "Love lasts a long time, but burning desire - two to three weeks."

Quelle passione.

And poor Bill Clinton?

The most powerful man on Earth got the pizza girl.

For a related article click on this URL

http://www.mangozeen.com/oral-history-of-presidential-fellatio.htm

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