Sunday, April 20, 2008

The Cardiac Danger of Illicit Sex / Asia


Surveying 5,529 heart attack deaths in Asia, Dr Wong Teck Wee discovered that 34 fatalities occurred during sex and 27 of those mortalities happened while the male was engaged in an act of illicit sex ie adultery. The Universiti Putra Malaysia cardiologist concluded from these findings that stress of illicit sex could lead to sudden death due to the narrowing of the artery and insufficient blood supply to the organs or even worse your wife walking into the hotel room with a shotgun or machete.

That's stress.

But all things considered it's not a bad way to go as long as you come before you go otherwise it's coitus interruptus fatalis, which is how Nelson Rockefeller, the former US President, departed from this mortal coil.More...On January 26, 1979 Nelson was riding male superior atop his mistress, Megan Marshak, when his heart overloaded from adrenalin, stopping almost every body function other than breathing.

Nelson was a big man and the 26 year-old aide had to squirm from underneath the portly politician, but rather than dial 911 for help, she telephoned her girlfriend, news reporter Ponchitta Pierce. Neither helped the ex-VP from his sprawled position on the floor as they discussed for the better part of an hour. "911 or not 911."

911 won in the end.

Too late for Nelson Rockefeller who expiated in the ambulance.

His corpse was cremated 18 hours after the coroner pronounced him DOA, mainly since his wife, Happy, was anxious that the Medical Examiner might find traces of sexual activity, however everyone in New York understood how Nelson went out of this world.

In the saddle.

And that stat didn't make it into the AMA journal that year.

For a related article click on this URL

http://www.mangozeen.com/thai-impotency-hit-40-europe-50-usa-80.htm

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