Saturday, April 19, 2008

Pornography Mea Culpa


The Italian Synod of Bishops had dipped into its bottomless fount of morality with an appeal for actors and actresses to resist any and all “vulgar and destructive” cinematic erotic scenes. The plea was issued after the release of CAOS CALMO with a classically classified 'gratuitous' sex scene. This exhibition of the actress Isabella Ferrari's full charms seems to threaten the nation's youth with the thesis of sex for sex's sake in direct confrontation with the Vatican's stance that sex is for the procreation of the faithful and not the recreation of the wicked.

The director Franco Zefferelli laughingly descried the Church's comments on a '4th rate' film. Personally I like sex scenes in non-XXX films. They give me time to go the bathroom. Car chases are even better when you're in need of a #2. It doesn't really matter here, since Thai film censors cover women's breasts with CGI distortion, for pornography is considered a degradation of the traditional kulasatrii image of an upstanding moral woman.

What about all those bootleg XXX DVDs?More...

They are everywhere for consumption.

The main target as always is men. Vice is the kingdom of men over women. Thai men like naang lak-mok or obscene movies, although the vast majority of XXX films sold in Thailand are western, prejudicing Thai sexual opinion that western women are sexually depraved. Nothing could be further from the truth. Only about 9% of them are sexually active. The rest eat themselves into such a state of obesity they can't manipulate their vibrator without a broomstick.

Now that's obscene.

But the Church remains silent about obesity as the Vatican views fatness as a restraint on the libido and also that if billions of fat people ascent to heaven then their collective spiritual body mass will drag heaven from the celestial skies to Earth, thus bringing on the Second Coming.

Glory Hallelujah. You fat people are the resurrection.

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http://www.mangozeen.com/xxx-conspiracy-in-pattaya.htm

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