Thursday, December 17, 2009

Tail of the Tiger


Tiger Woods appeared on the Mike Douglas Show in 1978. He was two years old. The next year Tiger shot a 48 on a nine-hole course in California. His childhood feats were noted in various golf magazines, so that by the time he hit the PGA tour the young man was a semi-known quantity. He has dominated the sport since the fabled golfer was declared the Sportsman of the Decade, despite his off-course difficulties.

Tiger Woods' wife has threatened divorce over his sexual escapades. Friends say that he feels his world is falling apart. His wife says he needs therapy to deal with his libertinism.

Typical female response to an unfaithful husband.

Tiger is a champion.

Champions get what they want when they want it. His wife is basically an au pair for his kids. She will be getting a sizable chunk of cash from any outcome. Of course she'll say it's not about the money, but anytime you hear that phrase, then you go it's only about the money.

Tiger Woods only did one thing wrong and that was getting caught by his wife and media. Everyone on the tour knows that the hardest part of the tour is not breaking into a smile when you're kissing your wife good-bye for a month of golf in foreign countries or even the far West of America.

No man is faithful at least in his head.

Except for me.

I'm faithful to both my wives.

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