Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Death From Above


The nuns of St. Mary's of the Hills taught their students the proper response to a Russian nuclear attack. The atomic clutch under the desk supposedly protected us from the atomic flash. None of them warned about the greater danger posed by priests and this week the Pentagon's Mouthpiece announced to the concerned masses of Americans that our missile defenses would prevent any strategic strike by the Islamic republic of Iran for the foreseeable future.

Everyone in the lower 48th States will be safe until the year 2015.

The Spokesperson made no comment about saving humanity from the predicted end of the world in 2012.

Save us Mr. Wizard.

So we can be destroyed in 2015.

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